Fkn disgusting pigs!!!!

pjfan31
pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Turn up to work this morning to find shit all over the doors. We have been on holidays (I work at a school) and Some pig, has done a shit on the door mat, and wiped it all over the doors.
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  • tvismyfriend
    tvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    Meh, that ain't so bad. I work at a department store and we had someone take a shit next to a cashier. I honestly don't know how she didn't notice the person doing it though.
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    tvismyfriend wrote:
    Meh, that ain't so bad. I work at a department store and we had someone take a shit next to a cashier. I honestly don't know how she didn't notice the person doing it though.


    Well i worked at a super-market and one day, in the fruit and Veg depatment, a woman was performing oral sex on a man, while he dived his hands into the self serve nuts and ate them.

    When a female customer screamed he responded "What, you want to join in???"

    Now that was funny but gross at the same time.
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  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    Aw man...the shit stories I have from working retail! Gross!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • Rygar
    Rygar Posts: 8,711
    These stories are awesome, keep 'em coming!
  • Meine liebe
    Meine liebe Posts: 203
    Rygar wrote:
    These stories are awesome, keep 'em coming!

    True true.....between these stories and ghost stories I could hang out all day. We need more f'ed up tales......

    Also, did a lady really go down on a man in the fruits and veggies aisle? Didnt they expect to get caught? Thats just nuts. I understand the whole "danger of getting caught" thing, but if you do that in a store you KNOW youre gonna get caught.
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  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Turn up to work this morning to find shit all over the doors. We have been on holidays (I work at a school) and Some pig, has done a shit on the door mat, and wiped it all over the doors.
    who cleaned it off?

    I've successfully laid a log by stealth in public before, admittedly it doesn't make me a brave knight and you might think there's nothing more contemptible than silly laughter over a public dump, but you'd be wrong.
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    elmer wrote:
    I've successfully laid a log by stealth in public before, a
    WHAT made you do this???? WHY??
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    WHAT made you do this???? WHY??
    I was in danger of shitting my pants. Did "it" round the back of a KFC or something, public toilets were outta the question and I didn't think at the time of finding a pub due to the great pressure on my sphincter.
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    elmer wrote:
    I was in danger of shitting my pants. Did "it" round the back of a KFC or something, public toilets were outta the question and I didn't think at the time of finding a pub due to the great pressure on my sphincter.
    ok sorry i asked ;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Meine leibe wrote:
    True true.....between these stories and ghost stories I could hang out all day. We need more f'ed up tales......

    Also, did a lady really go down on a man in the fruits and veggies aisle? Didnt they expect to get caught? Thats just nuts. I understand the whole "danger of getting caught" thing, but if you do that in a store you KNOW youre gonna get caught.


    yes yes, that is true. they were ferals. Druggies. They weren't going for long, and the man didn't well you know. But they were doing it.
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    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    elmer wrote:
    who cleaned it off?
    Not I. My boss did it. I rocked up to work 2 minutes before she did, But I had to get the rest of the place organised. So I was doing that, moving tables, chairs etc, and she came up. And I said 'remember last term when you made me pick up a dead bird???" and she did. I guess the next disgusting thing to do will be my job :(
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    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • elmer
    elmer Posts: 1,683
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    ok sorry i asked ;)
    Don't be, there haven't always been mitigating circumstances :D -noooo, that isn't true, but I do find subjects like this maybe too amusing for an adult.
  • CHANGEinWAVES
    CHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    elmer wrote:
    Don't be, there haven't always been mitigating circumstances :D -noooo, that isn't true, but I do find subjects like this maybe too amusing for an adult.
    well i'm far from Adult!
    i take it you haven't read my profile;):D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • suns rival
    suns rival Posts: 15,926
    pig poops are lovely. :D
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
  • pjfan31
    pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Rygar wrote:
    These stories are awesome, keep 'em coming!

    Ok well here is a story for you. My brother-in-law used to work at a petrol station while he was at university. On one of the usual checks of some pumps he found a wallet on the ground. He picked it up and looked to see if he could find any identification. he opened it up and found a poo in there. He heard all this laughing, and looked to a car full of young men filming him and pissing themselves laughing. All this in one of the most affluent areas of Sydney.
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    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • Danimal
    Danimal Posts: 2,000
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Ok well here is a story for you. My brother-in-law used to work at a petrol station while he was at university. On one of the usual checks of some pumps he found a wallet on the ground. He picked it up and looked to see if he could find any identification. he opened it up and found a poo in there. He heard all this laughing, and looked to a car full of young men filming him and pissing themselves laughing. All this in one of the most affluent areas of Sydney.

    Did you call him Shit Mitts afterward?
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,818
    I am a dept. manager at a wholesale cash/carry, and about every other week we come in to work and find little turds in the urinal of the customer bathroom.we have quite a large immigrant customer base who will on occassion bring their kids in. Being in Management I can "delegate" duties in certain areas of the store. this would be one area that I don't mind delegating!
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  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Turn up to work this morning to find shit all over the doors. We have been on holidays (I work at a school) and Some pig, has done a shit on the door mat, and wiped it all over the doors.

    someone doesn't care for the merchandise or service it seems...
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Okay, which one of you kids left mooky stink all over the doors?! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
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