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A cop hit on me...

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
So this is a second thread I have started tonight, A drunk one... There is this female copper who had her way with one of my best mates brother. He then helped one of my mates other brothers get off a drink driving charge..

She has since stalked the other two brothers calling them and turning up at their place...

She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

Sorry for the drunkeness... Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea
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  • shareshare Posts: 551
    Girl on girl action. Alway a great idea for a thread.
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    pjfan31 wrote:
    she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock"

    what does that mean????????
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Where is the other girl dude"?? I am a fella fella...
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    Lizard wrote:
    what does that mean????????

    Good at sex. Frog in a sock, well that is joist crazy jumping around/unpredictable.

    Australianisms need to me universal....
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,903
    I think I saw a movie about this once, don't think it turned out good in the end
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    I think I saw a movie about this once, don't think it turned out good in the end


    HAHA :D


    Boiled bunny anyone? :p
  • DeLukinDeLukin Posts: 2,757
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea

    Well, maybe not EVERYTHING...
    I smile, but who am I kidding...
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    I would run from that one. I bet bet she has plans for you and her night stick. lol :D
    Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
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  • SwanSwan Posts: 350
    i don't believe any of it.
    I'm the only Hell Mama ever raised.
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    pjfan31 wrote:
    So this is a second thread I have started tonight, A drunk one... There is this female copper who had her way with one of my best mates brother. He then helped one of my mates other brothers get off a drink driving charge..

    She has since stalked the other two brothers calling them and turning up at their place...

    She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

    Sorry for the drunkeness... Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea


    Service her!!! ;) ....you never know when you may require some inside assistance from the police! .......that said you better make sure leaves with a smile or you may find yourself in the crowbar hotel!!! :eek:
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Service her!!! ;) ....you never know when you may require some inside assistance from the police! .......that said you better make sure leaves with a smile or you may find yourself in the crowbar hotel!!! :eek:

    Better yet---tape it!! Never know when you need it for blackmail!!!! ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • HawkshoreHawkshore Posts: 2,160
    pjfan31 wrote:
    So this is a second thread I have started tonight, A drunk one... There is this female copper who had her way with one of my best mates brother. He then helped one of my mates other brothers get off a drink driving charge..

    She has since stalked the other two brothers calling them and turning up at their place...

    She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

    Sorry for the drunkeness... Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea

    acoustic guy wrote:
    I would run from that one. I bet bet she has plans for you and her night stick. lol :D


    Hmmm I think I have heard this story in song before!!! :p



    I got stopped by a lady cop
    In my automobile
    She said get out and spead your legs
    And then she tried to cop a feel
    That cop she was all dressed in blue
    Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
    She stuck my butt with her big black stick
    I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
    Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
    She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
    On her crotch so very warm
    I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
    Proppin' her up on the black and white
    Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
    I swatted her like no swat team can
    Turned a cherry pie right into jam


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  • TravelarTravelar Kalamazoo, USA Posts: 3,410
    Get off the boards and go fuckin' root her.
  • reeferchiefreeferchief Posts: 3,569
    Hawkshore wrote:
    Hmmm I think I have heard this story in song before!!! :p



    I got stopped by a lady cop
    In my automobile
    She said get out and spead your legs
    And then she tried to cop a feel
    That cop she was all dressed in blue
    Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
    She stuck my butt with her big black stick
    I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
    Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
    She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
    On her crotch so very warm
    I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
    Proppin' her up on the black and white
    Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
    I swatted her like no swat team can
    Turned a cherry pie right into jam


    http://www.lyricsdepot.com/red-hot-chili-peppers/sir-psycho-sexy.html

    I coulda recited that without a lyrics page.;) BSSM is an awesome album and Sir Psycho Sexy is amazing.
    Can not be arsed with life no more.
  • writersuwritersu Posts: 1,867
    damn.......

    a cop arrested me..........
    Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on The Creek......


    Together we will float like angels.........

    In the moment that you left the room, the album started skipping, goodbye to beauty shared with the ones that you love.........
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,929
    pjfan31 wrote:

    She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

    I never have any idea what you Aussies are talking about. Mad root? what the hell?

    edit: okay, I just checked out wiki and I see that to "root" is to have sex.
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  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 49,240
    pjfan31 wrote:
    She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo

    well who among us has not gone off like a frog in a sock at one point or another...eh?
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Bad Lieutenant
  • samicksamick Posts: 373
    I've already read before


    but then it started out...... dear penthouse
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