A cop hit on me...

pjfan31

So this is a second thread I have started tonight, A drunk one... There is this female copper who had her way with one of my best mates brother. He then helped one of my mates other brothers get off a drink driving charge..

She has since stalked the other two brothers calling them and turning up at their place...

She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

Sorry for the drunkeness... Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea

share

Girl on girl action. Alway a great idea for a thread.

Lizard

pjfan31 wrote:

she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock"

what does that mean????????

pjfan31

Where is the other girl dude"?? I am a fella fella...

pjfan31

Lizard wrote:

what does that mean????????

Good at sex. Frog in a sock, well that is joist crazy jumping around/unpredictable.

Australianisms need to me universal....

pjsteelerfan

I think I saw a movie about this once, don't think it turned out good in the end

small town beck

pjsteelerfan wrote:

I think I saw a movie about this once, don't think it turned out good in the end

HAHA


Boiled bunny anyone?

DeLukin

pjfan31 wrote:

Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea

Well, maybe not EVERYTHING...

acoustic guy

I would run from that one. I bet bet she has plans for you and her night stick. lol

Swan

i don't believe any of it.

Hawkshore

pjfan31 wrote:

So this is a second thread I have started tonight, A drunk one... There is this female copper who had her way with one of my best mates brother. He then helped one of my mates other brothers get off a drink driving charge..

She has since stalked the other two brothers calling them and turning up at their place...

She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

Sorry for the drunkeness... Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea

Service her!!! ....you never know when you may require some inside assistance from the police! .......that said you better make sure leaves with a smile or you may find yourself in the crowbar hotel!!! :eek:

Lizard

Hawkshore wrote:

Service her!!! ....you never know when you may require some inside assistance from the police! .......that said you better make sure leaves with a smile or you may find yourself in the crowbar hotel!!! :eek:

Better yet---tape it!! Never know when you need it for blackmail!!!!

Hawkshore

pjfan31 wrote:

So this is a second thread I have started tonight, A drunk one... There is this female copper who had her way with one of my best mates brother. He then helped one of my mates other brothers get off a drink driving charge..

She has since stalked the other two brothers calling them and turning up at their place...

She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

Sorry for the drunkeness... Stupisd post probably but hey, everything is a good idea

acoustic guy wrote:

I would run from that one. I bet bet she has plans for you and her night stick. lol

Hmmm I think I have heard this story in song before!!!



I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam


http://www.lyricsdepot.com/red-hot-chili-peppers/sir-psycho-sexy.html

Travelar

Get off the boards and go fuckin' root her.

reeferchief

Hawkshore wrote:

Hmmm I think I have heard this story in song before!!!



I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam


http://www.lyricsdepot.com/red-hot-chili-peppers/sir-psycho-sexy.html

I coulda recited that without a lyrics page.;) BSSM is an awesome album and Sir Psycho Sexy is amazing.

writersu

damn.......

a cop arrested me..........

Ledbetterman10

pjfan31 wrote:

She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo and nee=ds to be reported, cause she has stalked my mates brpther. What do ya reckpn... She has been know to help a lot of young blokes out with a night in the sack, but to my mates brothers she is stalking them...

I never have any idea what you Aussies are talking about. Mad root? what the hell?

edit: okay, I just checked out wiki and I see that to "root" is to have sex.

The Juggler

pjfan31 wrote:

She recognised me and started talking to me, saying how she was a "mad root" and she "went off like a frog in a sock" whil I was tempted, she really is a crazy mofo

well who among us has not gone off like a frog in a sock at one point or another...eh?

Byrnzie

Bad Lieutenant

samick

I've already read before


but then it started out...... dear penthouse