Don't fall victim to this scam.

pjfan31

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolworths.. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Proteus

Nize

jamminpearls

pjfan31 wrote:

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolworths.. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

thats funny right there.

Jeanie

Haven't we done this already?

Isn't this why cutback has been spending his life at pottery barn or somethin?

norm

Jeanie wrote:

Haven't we done this already?

Isn't this why cutback has been spending his life at pottery barn or somethin?

home depot sweetie......after the 19th time this happened to me i got wise.......i put my cash into a binder clip.....much cheaper than buying wallets...:p :D:D

1STmammal2wearPants

Woolworths? Are they even in business anymore?

NOCODE#1

pjfan31 wrote:

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolworths.. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

wow 2 year old "funny emails" popping up as thread starters

a life...........look for it

pjfan31

1STmammal2wearPants wrote:

Woolworths? Are they even in business anymore?

They are massive in Australia along with Coles. They are the big 2

igotid88

I miss Woolworth's. Is it the same?

Jeanie

cutback wrote:

home depot sweetie......after the 19th time this happened to me i got wise.......i put my cash into a binder clip.....much cheaper than buying wallets...:D:D

hehe! Oh well I knew pottery barn wasn't right but I couldn't remember the name of the other joint! hehe! As if you'd be at pottery barn!

DS1119

pjfan31 wrote:

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolworths.. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

rollings

pjfan31 wrote:

I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

AHA!

I see where the scam is. It's May....NOT December.

very tricky!.....

catefrances

rollings wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

AHA!

I see where the scam is. It's May....NOT December.

very tricky!.....

might wanna check how old this thread is.

SVRDhand13

catefrances wrote:

might wanna check how old this thread is.

Why was this bumped?

catefrances

SVRDhand13 wrote:

catefrances wrote:

might wanna check how old this thread is.

Why was this bumped?

'good question.. clearly someone was bored beyond the usual.

voidofman

I want my wife to steal my wallet.

he.who.forgets

NOCODE#1 wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Woolworths.. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam whilst out shopping. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car as you are loading your stuff into the boot. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their cleavage almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another shopping centre.


You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen on December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

wow 2 year old "funny emails" popping up as thread starters

a life...........look for it

seriously???