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I farked myself over on this day 3 yrs in a row

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
On this day the 25th of April 3 years ago I totally fucked my right ankle up playing football. It took months to heal and it hasn't totally recovered.

On this day the 25th of April 2 years ago, I fucked my left ankle up in a drunken incident carrying a girl who is about 5ft tall and who had just received a boob job. Again it took months to heel and it still affects me.

On this day the 25th of April one year ago I got so incredibly drunk that I walked for about 10kms and threw up 7 times.

Later today I am going to the pub, but I am determined to break this hoodoo.

What have I learned? Don't play sport, don't get excessivly drunk and don't carry midgets with large boobies.
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  • nfanelnfanel Posts: 2,558
    i was going to break it to you that it's only the 24th and you should be safe, but i guess it's the 25th where you are. :p good luck tonight!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    What have I learned? Don't play sport, don't get excessivly drunk and don't carry midgets with large boobies.[/quote]

    This is terrible, terrible advice!
  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,888
    pjfan31 wrote:
    On this day the 25th of April 3 years ago I totally fucked my right ankle up playing football. It took months to heal and it hasn't totally recovered.

    On this day the 25th of April 2 years ago, I fucked my left ankle up in a drunken incident carrying a girl who is about 5ft tall and who had just received a boob job. Again it took months to heel and it still affects me.

    On this day the 25th of April one year ago I got so incredibly drunk that I walked for about 10kms and threw up 7 times.

    Later today I am going to the pub, but I am determined to break this hoodoo.

    What have I learned? Don't play sport, don't get excessivly drunk and don't carry midgets with large boobies.


    that's farking weak dude
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  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,897
    pjfan31 wrote:
    On this day the 25th of April 3 years ago I totally fucked my right ankle up playing football. It took months to heal and it hasn't totally recovered.

    On this day the 25th of April 2 years ago, I fucked my left ankle up in a drunken incident carrying a girl who is about 5ft tall and who had just received a boob job. Again it took months to heel and it still affects me.

    On this day the 25th of April one year ago I got so incredibly drunk that I walked for about 10kms and threw up 7 times.

    Later today I am going to the pub, but I am determined to break this hoodoo.

    What have I learned? Don't play sport, don't get excessivly drunk and don't carry midgets with large boobies.

    I think you should try and top all of those today.
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • shaggy15shaggy15 Posts: 190
    when i was in high school this gir l amy broke her ankle cheerleading then exactly a year later she broke it again cheerleading at a game. so your not the only one.
    like a dog chasing a car, I do not know what i would do with it if i caught it----Joker

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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,335
    okay okay, for all of you playing at home, here is an update....

    Today I drove..... No crash

    I walked a fair distance... No injury... My ankles are fine

    I got quite drunk...... Still no injury and no midget with big boobs.

    got even more drunk... I have been drinking since 3pm, i stopped about 30mins ago which would make it 2am.

    I do expect a hang over, But other then that I am fan fucking tastic. Though I do wish I picked up tonight :-(
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