Thought for the day
TrixieCat
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My friend sent me this just now.
It made me laugh.
Had to pass this one along..........
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today. But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago drank all the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund you will have received $214.00. Based on the above the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year.That means that on average Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
It made me laugh.
Had to pass this one along..........
If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today.If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today. But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago drank all the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund you will have received $214.00. Based on the above the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year.That means that on average Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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i find that hard to believe.. unless its to an all you can eat buffet.
that is great will get right to investing when i get home i love that retirement plan
i'm a hybrid so i get double the mileage
good stuff trix :cool:
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And I don't feel right when you're gone away