Death By Chocolate on SNL

TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Did anyone see this skit on SNL???
I thought I was going to die laughing.
The whole thing was genius. And Ashton played him well, though the rest of the show was lacking.

The Cougar Den was also hysterical. I was so psyched to see Cameron Diaz. She always wanted boobs and booty...I am sure she was psyched too. :p
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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  • CServantCServant DCO Posts: 1,182
    Funny skit! Did you see the one with Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews/John Mayer? Now that almost made me pi$$ my pants from laughing soooo hard!
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    CServant wrote:
    Funny skit! Did you see the one with Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews/John Mayer? quote]
    this one was really funny!!!!
    With Kenan doing the imitation of Boyd (?) the DMB violinist (?)

    (is that his name)?

    I was wondering if they were going to have Sandler come out and do an Eddie imitation to go with it....
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    CServant wrote:
    Funny skit! Did you see the one with Jack Johnson/Dave Matthews/John Mayer? Now that almost made me pi$$ my pants from laughing soooo hard!
    I did! I thought it was really funny. The guy doing Dave Matthews was spot on.
    I really thought the death by chocolate was so clever.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,296
    that's one of the best ice cream flavors ever. i had it and i survived.
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    that's one of the best ice cream flavors ever. i had it and i survived.
    Death by chocolate or chocolate?
    Did you see the skit? Ashton Kutcher is dressed up as a huge chocolate bar and he has harlequin mime makeup on..which makes it even funnier.
    And he sees some old bum rummaging through a garbage dumpster and goes over and stabs him and then jumps around and smiles into the camera. And there was a second one where he shoots a dr in the hospital and then pulls the plug on some patient.
    Yes, I know it doesn't sound funny, but picture a 6 ft tall candy bar mime doing it.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • rhcpjam1029rhcpjam1029 Posts: 1,977
    absolutely brilliant.
    Beavis: All my friends are brown and red? What does that mean?
    Butthead: It means that his friends are like turds and that they like suck.
    Beavis: Heh heh. Oh yeah. Yeah! Get those spoons out of my face before I shove them up your butt!
    Butthead: Huh huh.
  • xavier mcdanielxavier mcdaniel Somewhere in NYC Posts: 9,296
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Death by chocolate or chocolate?
    Did you see the skit? Ashton Kutcher is dressed up as a huge chocolate bar and he has harlequin mime makeup on..which makes it even funnier.
    And he sees some old bum rummaging through a garbage dumpster and goes over and stabs him and then jumps around and smiles into the camera. And there was a second one where he shoots a dr in the hospital and then pulls the plug on some patient.
    Yes, I know it doesn't sound funny, but picture a 6 ft tall candy bar mime doing it.

    yep, either edy's or turkey hill makes it. and no i didn't see the skit but it does sound funny.
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    Chicago 2007
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    Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
    Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
    Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
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  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    yep, either edy's or turkey hill makes it. and no i didn't see the skit but it does sound funny.
    It's on the nbc.com website
    I didn't like it at all, it creeped me out

    I missed the part with Cameron Diaz though
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Allie wrote:
    It's on the nbc.com website
    I didn't like it at all, it creeped me out

    I missed the part with Cameron Diaz though
    If you didn't see the first installment, yes the second one can be extra creepy. lol There were 2.
    I guess they are both creepy, but funny. :o
    Cameron Diaz played this crazy hispanic cougar. It was hysterical.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    TrixieCat wrote:
    If you didn't see the first installment, yes the second one can be extra creepy. lol There were 2.
    I guess they are both creepy, but funny. :o
    Cameron Diaz played this crazy hispanic cougar. It was hysterical.
    I saw them both
    I didn't think either one was funny

    I missed Cameron though, I will have to find that one online
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
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    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • I thought Death by Chocolate was pretty amusing. So was the cougars sketch.

    Funniest moment on last week's show was Kristen Wing on Weekend Update with her unrelenting "just kidding" comments.
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    I thought Death by Chocolate was pretty amusing. So was the cougars sketch.

    Funniest moment on last week's show was Kristen Wing on Weekend Update with her unrelenting "just kidding" comments.
    She is awesome. It reminded me of the sketch they did in an apartment building where the tenants were having a meeting and everything she said trailed off. Fantastic!!
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  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    I thought Death by Chocolate was pretty amusing. So was the cougars sketch.

    Funniest moment on last week's show was Kristen Wing on Weekend Update with her unrelenting "just kidding" comments.
    I love the dude that does the skit with the newspapers on Weekend Update.
    He is hysterical. But not as funny as Death by Chocolate. :p
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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