eddie murphy raw...lol

TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
edited January 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Is on the television right now...lol
He is hysterical.
Stand up and clap you ass off!
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eddie! i need to talk to you!

    HALF!!


    :D
  • "Alright RockO!....Go Sly!!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Is on the television right now...lol
    He is hysterical.
    Stand up and clap you ass off!


    Watching Eddie Murphy on basic cable is like watching Bill Cosby on the playboy channel. Sure its funny, but it just doesn't work completely. Love the part when the audience member yells "HALF" and he comes back with "Yeah you honor, give us half his shit!"
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Watching Eddie Murphy on basic cable is like watching Bill Cosby on the playboy channel. Sure its funny, but it just doesn't work completely. Love the part when the audience member yells "HALF" and he comes back with "Yeah you honor, give us half his shit!"
    It isn't as bad as watching Midnight Run on basic cable. lol
    Horrible.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    It isn't as bad as watching Midnight Run on basic cable. lol
    Horrible.

    Or Coming to America:

    Yes Yes Fuck You To!!!

    Becomes


    Yes Yes The Same To You Too!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    worst tv edit: fast times


    spicoli "YOU DICK!"

    on tv

    "YOU NERD!"

    wtf???

    :D
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    No, Cuback...I can beat that.
    The Jerk
    Shithead=Stupid
    lol

    Though nerd is funny too....
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, Cuback...I can beat that.
    The Jerk
    Shithead=Stupid
    lol

    Though nerd is funny too....

    yeah but a shithead is stupid.....a dick is not a nerd....:p
  • SpunkieSpunkie I come from downtown. Posts: 6,436
    "G I Joe is swimming in the water..."
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 12,803
    that dont look like no mcdonalds

    LOVE that

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoBCr7E5qo
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Get_Right wrote:
    that dont look like no mcdonalds

    LOVE that

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoBCr7E5qo
    Big welfare green pepper burger....lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Better Than McDonalds?!?!?

    What you need eggs for. I want a hamburger, you make an egg mcmuffin.

    LOL!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    funny as hell, but Delirious is much better!!
  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Eddie Murray!
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Funny stuff.

    If a comedian did a set like that today, the LGBT would be on him so hard he would have to crawl into the same hole that Kramer from Seinfeld is hiding in.
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