eddie murphy raw...lol
TrixieCat
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Is on the television right now...lol
He is hysterical.
Stand up and clap you ass off!
He is hysterical.
Stand up and clap you ass off!
Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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HALF!!
Watching Eddie Murphy on basic cable is like watching Bill Cosby on the playboy channel. Sure its funny, but it just doesn't work completely. Love the part when the audience member yells "HALF" and he comes back with "Yeah you honor, give us half his shit!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Horrible.
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
Or Coming to America:
Yes Yes Fuck You To!!!
Becomes
Yes Yes The Same To You Too!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
spicoli "YOU DICK!"
on tv
"YOU NERD!"
wtf???
The Jerk
Shithead=Stupid
lol
Though nerd is funny too....
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
yeah but a shithead is stupid.....a dick is not a nerd....:p
LOVE that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvoBCr7E5qo
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
What you need eggs for. I want a hamburger, you make an egg mcmuffin.
LOL!!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
If a comedian did a set like that today, the LGBT would be on him so hard he would have to crawl into the same hole that Kramer from Seinfeld is hiding in.