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Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
Who the fuck still wears Polo cologne??? It's the nastiest smelling shit ever and I can't believe they still sell it. The next fucker that gets on an elevator with me wearing Polo (or Chaps) so thick I can't breathe is going to get pepper sprayed right in the eyes.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Who the fuck still wears Polo cologne???


    this guy :D
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    cutback wrote:
    this guy :D
    isnt that mookie??. :D:p
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  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    isnt that mookie??. :D:p

    Dude, if I'm anything I'm a Stetson man. You think I got the cheddar for some Polo?!?
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    better yet... who the fuck still wears drakkar!? i used to wear that shit in 8th grade.
  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Do real men even wear cologne anymore??? I'm more into light scents from hair gels and fabric softeners.
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    singularity wrote:
    better yet... who the fuck still wears drakkar!? i used to wear that shit in 8th grade.

    that's another stinkfest I can't stand. Drakkar Noir. smells like piss
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,280
    I still wear cologne. Never use more then half a spray though.
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  • Foxy MopFoxy Mop Posts: 2,823
    The right cologne for the right guy can be like an aphrodisiac ;) ... also I couldn't imagine my dad never smelling like his cologne/aftershave.. that was part of what made him him
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  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Do real men even wear cologne anymore??? I'm more into light scents from hair gels and fabric softeners.

    Haha, I don't know if you were trying to be funny...but that's classic! I imagined you saying that last part with a gay lisp! LMAO!
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Indian Summer wrote:
    Haha, I don't know if you were trying to be funny...but that's classic! I imagined you saying that last part with a gay lisp! LMAO!

    Actually I typed it with a shit eating grin:D
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Foxy Mop wrote:
    The right cologne for the right guy can be like an aphrodisiac ;) ... also I couldn't imagine my dad never smelling like his cologne/aftershave.. that was part of what made him him

    So what does it for you???

    not Polo I'm hoping;)
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    I remember I used to wear Polo in 8th grade......1989....LOL!!!!!!
    I used to love that stuff.
    The big thing for girls to wear was "!" Exclamation. YUK
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  • azwyldcatsazwyldcats Posts: 703
    That shit stinks, but not as bad as Drakkar!
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  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    azwyldcats wrote:
    That shit stinks, but not as bad as Drakkar!

    hahaha, oh yea, that was a big one in high school.
    Little whores would bang you just b/c you had it on. LMAO!!!!!
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  • PJGARDENPJGARDEN Posts: 1,484
    More men should wear colonge. I love a man that smells good.
  • acoustic guyacoustic guy Posts: 3,770
    PJGARDEN wrote:
    More men should wear colonge. I love a man that smells good.

    What???
    Really?
    I gave it up after my early twenties. My natural musk has a great scent!
    hahahahaha.

    Nothing worse then having a guy dowsed in colongne walk by me.
    Pee UUUUUUUU, Get some self confinence brotha.

    On the other hand, some people in Europe need some to hide there stench!
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  • PJGARDENPJGARDEN Posts: 1,484
    acoustic guy wrote:
    What???
    Really?
    I gave it up after my early twenties. My natural musk has a great scent!
    hahahahaha.

    Nothing worse then having a guy dowsed in colongne walk by me.
    Pee UUUUUUUU, Get some self confinence brotha.

    On the other hand, some people in Europe need some to hide there stench!

    I agree but I think more men should take the time to find what smells good on them and doesnt overpower them. It has to be done right and when it is....OMG!!!!! After shave works good on a lot of men too:)
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    I wear cologne...have for years...still get complimented on it regularly, even by guys sometimes if they're really drunk. "You smell like fuckin' Zest or Irish Spring dude!"

    *high fives hypothetical drunkard*
  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Who the fuck still wears Polo cologne??? It's the nastiest smelling shit ever and I can't believe they still sell it. The next fucker that gets on an elevator with me wearing Polo (or Chaps) so thick I can't breathe is going to get pepper sprayed right in the eyes.
    might want to do your homework
    polo sport (blu) is top 5 selling cologne's every year
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  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    also do the type of chicks on the pj message board qualify as an accurate sampling of the female response?

    i mean we've been to many pj concerts and the hot fanclub girl quotient is uber low
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  • Vedd HeddVedd Hedd Posts: 4,590
    Most guys spray on like 5 sprays.

    I have cologne, rarely wear it, but usually only use one spray and I try to make sure I dont spray it directly on me.

    People wear too much....


    as for girls, yes, some of them wear too much too. But cologne/perfume=good thing.
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  • Vedd HeddVedd Hedd Posts: 4,590
    NOCODE#1 wrote:
    also do the type of chicks on the pj message board qualify as an accurate sampling of the female response?

    i mean we've been to many pj concerts and the hot fanclub girl quotient is uber low


    I can think of 6 or 7 PJ chicks right now that I would consider hot. :D
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    NOCODE#1 wrote:
    might want to do your homework
    polo sport (blu) is top 5 selling cologne's every year

    yeah, you can bet I'll be googleing that.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    HaHa ! My bro used to wear that crap !

    The sad part is they make other scents of Polo now

    CHAPS that was the shit in 7th and 8th grade !

    I wear a few different colognes now
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    HaHa ! My bro used to wear that crap !

    The sad part is they make other scents of Polo now

    CHAPS that was the shit in 7th and 8th grade !

    I wear a few different colognes now

    what's the scents now???

    what brand is popular?
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  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    Who the fuck still wears Polo cologne??? It's the nastiest smelling shit ever and I can't believe they still sell it. The next fucker that gets on an elevator with me wearing Polo (or Chaps) so thick I can't breathe is going to get pepper sprayed right in the eyes.

    do people REALLY still wear that? whats the going rate now like fitty cents?????
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Strangest Tribe wrote:
    what's the scents now???

    what brand is popular?

    Scroll down a bit you'll see the different Polo scents : http://www.ralphlauren.com/shop/index.jsp?categoryId=1760786&ab=global_fragrance


    I used to wear Georgio Armani Aqua di Gio that became real popular

    Right Now I wear Calvin Klein Euphoria, Kenneth Cole Blackmy wife bought me Victoria Secret's Men Cologne called SEXY Haha !!

    It depends too, not every cologne smells the same on everyone
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  • adam42381adam42381 Posts: 2,505
    I wear Kenneth Cole Black currently but I think I prefer Kenneth Cole Reaction. Another good one I had was Chanel Homme Sport.
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    Scroll down a bit you'll see the different Polo scents : http://www.ralphlauren.com/shop/index.jsp?categoryId=1760786&ab=global_fragrance


    I used to wear Georgio Armani Aqua di Gio that became real popular

    Right Now I wear Calvin Klein Euphoria, Kenneth Cole Blackmy wife bought me Victoria Secret's Men Cologne called SEXY Haha !!

    It depends too, not every cologne smells the same on everyone

    they need to retire that one in the green bottle.....

    for some reason it smelled better in the 80's, now it gags
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