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they call me hiphopapotomous

GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
my rhymes are bottomless.
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    my rhymes are bottomless.
    only 6 more years till i can drink............
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    only 6 more years till i can drink............

    legally...yes



    however when i was your age.....:p
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    my rhymes are bottomless.

    And they come from your esophagus?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    And they come from your esophagus?

    yup. and I'm rockin this metropolis.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    yup. and I'm rockin this metropolis.

    And none of us can stop-a-this?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    i liked his camera-phone.
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    sweet adeline wrote:
    i liked his camera-phone.

    I didn't like it as much as you thought I did. In fact I think you ruined my phone. And my camera.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    yup. and I'm rockin this metropolis.

    so take off your pants and get on top of this... :p
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    so take off your pants and get on top of this... :p

    hahahaha
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    so take off your pants and get on top of this... :p
    haha! :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    give me a tickle and call me hardicus....
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    so take off your pants and get on top of this... :p

    Where? I don't care, here or there... any orifice..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Where? I don't care, here or there... any orifice..

    aw you guys have just totally hijacked this thread.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Where? I don't care, here or there... any orifice..

    oh dude...hahahahahahhaaaaaa :D
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

    (\__/)
    ( o.O)
    (")_(")
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    I won't tell your sweetie, we'll keep this anonymous.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    tish wrote:
    I won't tell your sweetie, we'll keep this anonymous.

    The words me, you and sex, they're synonimous..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • answers are fatalanswers are fatal Posts: 281
    why? why? why exactly? :)
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    answers are fatal wrote:
    why? why? why exactly? :)

    Hey, yo!.. You makin' fun-of-us?

    ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    One at a time please. Get the hell off of us!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    tish wrote:
    One at a time please. Get the hell off of us!

    Woah.. wait up... calm down.. Why you gettin' cross?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    With one in each orifice, you'd too be a mess.
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    answers are fatal wrote:
    why? why? why exactly? :)

    be more constructive with your criticism
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Dollpartz wrote:
    be more constructive with your criticism

    You've never visited 'www.everypoet.org' have you?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • answers are fatalanswers are fatal Posts: 281
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Hey, yo!.. You makin' fun-of-us?

    ;)


    lol noooo its part of the song hiphopapotomous
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You've never visited 'www.everypoet.org' have you?

    nope, but.....

    other rappers dis me, they say my rhymes are sissy
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    other rappers copycat because i smoke their big fat ass
  • LedbetterusLedbetterus Posts: 592
    Binary Solo!

    EDIT: Oops wrong song..
    Abraham Lincoln once said, "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North."
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    wow. i cant believe this thread is still around.
    makes me feel all quesey in my esophagus.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    Dollpartz wrote:
    nope, but.....

    other rappers dis me, they say my rhymes are sissy

    Because I rap about reality
    Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
    Ain't no party like my nana's tea party
    Hey-ho
  • GreenTeaDiseaseGreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    I think it's about time:

    Title: Hiphop-Potamus Vs. Rhymenocerous

    Bret:
    They call me the rhymenocerous
    Not because I'm fat
    Not because I've got birds on my back
    Because I'm horny, I'm horny
    When I'm on the mic
    I'm like global warming
    You can't ignore me
    In the bedroom I'm the gentleman
    All the ladies come before me
    Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist
    Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus

    Jemaine:
    They call me the hiphop-potamus
    My lyrics are bottomless

    Bret (spoken)Is that it?
    Jemaine(spoken)Yeah

    Bret:
    Sometimes my rhymes are obscene
    Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18
    They're so filthy, I feel guilty
    I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine
    Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine
    Hahahaha
    (gun sound affects)
    (spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent
    Sorry about that one, you have a go

    jemaine:
    They call me the hiphop-potamus
    cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
    Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
    Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
    Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
    Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
    Did Steve tell you?
    What's he got to do with it?
    Bloody Steve!!

    both guys:
    Other rappers diss me
    Say my rhymes are sissy
    What, what, what, why, why, why?

    jemaine:
    Be more constructive with your feedback

    Bret:
    Because I rap about reality
    both guys:
    Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
    Ain't no party like my nana's tea party
    Hey-ho

    bret:
    Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling
    jemaine:
    I'm freestylin just on the microphone
    On the bbc, on the bbc
    I'm just freestylin on the bbc
    Um British broadcasting company
    i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along
    Basically just free
    Just basically from the top of my dome
    Sometimes it's not so good

    My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
    I made all the lady listeners pregnant
    Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
    But you lovely bitches know, should know
    I'm trying to correct this

    [Hiphop-Potamus Vs. Rhymenocerous Lyrics on
    http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

    were you guys just dancing a little bit?
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