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If you woke up..........

lucylespianlucylespian Posts: 2,403
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
............with a hangover and a condom hanging out of your bum, would you tell anyone ??
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  • AndyMandersonAndyManderson Posts: 167
    sure, i'd probably make a post about it on here
  • geniegenie Posts: 2,222
    nah, but i'd be one happy girl for the rest of the day

    *edit* oh, but if i don't remember what i did last night and with whom i'll go straight to sexual clinic and check myself
  • elmerelmer Posts: 1,683
    genie wrote:
    nah, but i'd be one happy girl for the rest of the day
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Sure! Wouldn't be the first time! :p
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    Hahaha. No!
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Wow, and I thought MY posts were confessional...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

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  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    AndyManderson wrote:
    sure, i'd probably make a post about it on here

    hahaha
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    lucylespian wrote:
    ............with a hangover and a condom hanging out of your bum, would you tell anyone ??

    Was I with you last night or is it just a coincidence :eek:
    I need a coffee!
  • Heineken HelenHeineken Helen Posts: 18,095
    lucylespian wrote:
    ............with a hangover and a condom hanging out of your bum, would you tell anyone ??
    hmm... I get the impression there's a story attached to this question... or the question IS the story :(

    Sorry to hear about this lucy :eek:
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  • BuruBuru Posts: 8,473
    AndyManderson wrote:
    sure, i'd probably make a post about it on here

    that was funny.


    Well, at least there was a condom.
    y la banda de Guille... cuando toca?
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    lucylespian wrote:
    ............with a hangover and a condom hanging out of your bum, would you tell anyone ??
    So did you tell anyone yet?
  • jojojojo Posts: 645
    hmmmmmmm
    well i tell my best friend to much anyway
    but every women should have a gay man for a best friend


    just tell us the rest of the story :p
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    Damn, I thought I quit smuggling heroin.
    the Minions
  • mindimindi Posts: 1,858
    I would ,but only because I tell everyone everything!
    I would be pissing myself laughing and probably go down to my oldest daughters room and tell her laughing my ass off the whole time. She would roll her eyes and shout THERAPY,like she does often when I talk to her.
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  • Strangest TribeStrangest Tribe Posts: 2,502
    or

    Damn, brought home another transvestite...I've gotta start wearing my contacts.
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    damn... the ass fairy leaves his calling card again.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    singularity wrote:
    damn... the ass fairy leaves his calling card again.

    As if there aren't ENOUGH people on here having sleepless nights lately!
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    whoever says they wouldn't say anything .... pm me please
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    lucylespian wrote:
    ............with a hangover and a condom hanging out of your bum, would you tell anyone ??

    oh come on luce...as if. that stuff is private. ;):p:D


    oh and ps. i dont generally get hangovers. :)
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,204
    lucylespian wrote:
    ............with a hangover and a condom hanging out of your bum, would you tell anyone ??
    when you say bum do you mean a bum you picked up the previuos night or is # 1input or # 2input ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    josevolution wrote:
    when you say bum do you mean a bum you picked up the previuos night or is # 1input or # 2input ....

    oh have no doubt... he's talking about butthole surfing. ;):p:D
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    hmm...what about sandwich-wrap, a rubberband, & a cucumber?
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  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    I'd be considerably worried to be honest.

    one of my friends got really drunk, woke up with a naked gay man in his bed and told me "my bum kind of hurt too... I don't know what happened"/
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    if?
  • mookie blaylock 10mookie blaylock 10 Posts: 4,042
    it was a one in a million shot, doc...one in a million...
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    well not so far...

    but, um RuM is a bad mother - watch your mouf!!!
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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I'd probably keep that to myself and seek medical attention. :fp:
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