My broke ass...

drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
hurts. Apparently I have fractured my tailbone and there is no way to remedy it. It basically feels as though a horse set it's hoof on fire and continues to kick me in my lower back. It's terrible. I have a moderately high threshold for pain but this can be pretty damn intense. All of this and I'm allergic to Codeine so I have to be prescribed Darvocet to attempt easing the pain.

I have no idea how it happened nor that this tiny little bone affects everything you do. I laugh, it hurts, I twist my body and it hurts. Begin sympathy laden posts.




Now.
I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    HAHAHAHAH...oh, sympathy...



    Yeah a broken tailbone would suck...lots. Hope you get through it. I recommend alcohol.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Poor baby....does rubbing it help?

    Darvocet is nniicceee!! :)
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • DanimalDanimal Posts: 2,000
    Oh man! That stinks!

    Hhahahahah! I thought this thread was going to be about how you couldn't pay your bills or something...
    "I don't believe in PJ fans but I believe there is something, not too sure what." - Thoughts_Arrive


  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    damn dude whaaahappened??? how the hell do you not know how this happened? i'm thinking there's a story there.....;) :D:D
  • tybirdtybird Posts: 17,388
    Been there, done that...........during the same time of year. Yes, it sucks. Time was the only cure that worked for me. Yeah, it really sucks when you have to use your arms to sit down....:(
    All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a thousand enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    HA! You're a real pain in the ass ya know that!??! ;)
    Hope all gets better quick!
    I love to turn you on
  • Rygar wrote:
    HAHAHAHAH...oh, sympathy...



    Yeah a broken tailbone would suck...lots. Hope you get through it. I recommend alcohol.
    Had a glass of wine last night, but with the pain pills I dont want to end up like Micheal Jackson.
    Poor baby....does rubbing it help?

    Darvocet is nniicceee!!
    Rubbing it. Bad bad idea. I have one position that I can sit in comfortably. I have to stick my butt out and lean forward. Hard to get a lot of work done in the napping position. the Darvocet is helping so I have that to be thankful for.
    Danimal wrote:
    Hhahahahah! I thought this thread was going to be about how you couldn't pay your bills or something...
    Well, who in their right mind would read a thread about a grown man breaking his ass bone? I had to get everyone's attention somehow
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • post deleted because I couldn't live with what I said in it
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  • cutback wrote:
    damn dude whaaahappened??? how the hell do you not know how this happened? i'm thinking there's a story there.....;) :D:D
    I really wish I had a great story to go along with it. Would make the ordeal somewhat worthwhile.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    I really wish I had a great story to go along with it. Would make the ordeal somewhat worthwhile.
    At least you didn't fall down the bus steps while checking out some girls. lol

    Oops....sorry...hope you feel better and don't have to cancel any gigs.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    I really wish I had a great story to go along with it. Would make the ordeal somewhat worthwhile.

    make one up....i would....:p
  • TrixieCat wrote:
    At least you didn't fall down the bus steps while checking out some girls. lol

    Oops....sorry...hope you feel better and don't have to cancel any gigs.
    Whats funny is that I have taken some hard falls on my butt over the years and even been kicked in the back and no problems. I turn 30 and out of nowhere I get this. No cancelling shows. I'll be out in SD this weekend with your girl Meredith.
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • Someone said break a leg and you broke your ass instead.

    That'll show em!
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  • cutback wrote:
    make one up....i would....:p
    ;)Got one. Foiling a bank robbery I was shot in the back yet due to the use of the Buns of Steel videos and the small caliber of bullet used. The round didnt not break the skin but rather broke said bone. Thanks man. :D
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    ;)Got one. Foiling a bank robbery I was shot in the back yet due to the use of the Buns of Steel videos and the small caliber of bullet used. The round didnt not break the skin but rather broke said bone. Thanks man. :D


    see, now that's believable......:D
  • Rygar wrote:
    HAHAHAHAH...oh, sympathy...



    Yeah a broken tailbone would suck...lots. Hope you get through it. I recommend alcohol.


    I had one earlier this year.. sadly alcohol was the CAUSE of mine. Way to impress a guy hey?? :eek: :o

    Oh I am smooth :p
  • drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Begin sympathy laden posts.




    Now.

    There, there. That DOES suck.
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    OUCH!!!!!!!!!

    I fell on my tailbone when i was about 14--on ice--and it hurt to sit for soooooo long.


    The important thing is.....can you still do your show on the 21st???!!!! :p
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Lizard wrote:
    OUCH!!!!!!!!!


    The important thing is.....can you still do your show on the 21st???!!!! :p
    Yes. My priorities are still in order :)
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

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