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Lukin for an excuse...

monster95monster95 Posts: 127
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
to throw a sickie at work this weekend? no reason in particular,just couldnt be arsed to work this weekend. sooo any good excuses welcomed..and before someone else says it ..i,m not so sick as to be in bed with my sister! haha
I plan to live forever.so far so good !
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    bubonic plague

    or

    Novovirus


    the last one is probably more likely :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    How about: spontaneous combustion ? :D
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    spontaneous combustion and novovirus not the same thing?? hah..something less harrowing..dont wanna wish any of those on meself.
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Just say a horse has slipped on the ice outside your house, the rider and the horse are dead and you have to go to the police station to help with their enquiries.....

    it can't fail
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    initial enquiries suggest its a roman centurion..on horseback!!! police arent looking for anyone else...hah!
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • JamalJamal Posts: 2,115
    Tell them your cat's mother died and you have to arrange the funeral

    Bulletproof !
    Surf little waves big... Charge big waves hard

    - Antwerp '06, Nijmegen '07, Werchter '07
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    monster95 wrote:
    initial enquiries suggest its a roman centurion..on horseback!!! police arent looking for anyone else...hah!

    can someone explain this "joke" :confused::o
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • monster95monster95 Posts: 127
    think....billy connelly.
    I plan to live forever.so far so good !
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    Jamal wrote:
    Tell them your cat's mother died and you have to arrange the funeral

    Bulletproof !

    haha that's a good un, at first i thought it said "ya mothers cat" but now ive read it properly its even better :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    monster95 wrote:
    think....billy connelly.

    im thinkin................................


    nope, nothing!

    forget it ;)
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
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