girls next door....

writersu

ok, so I am really into the E channel obviously.....(I miss Dr Drew...btw)..

so tell me, does Heff really go with these girls?


I mean, c'mon, he CAN'T........

right?

reversedarwinism

use it or lose it, and he's probably been using it. He's probably better off than most 50 year olds in that department.

Lizard

i don't really want to think about it................................

Indian Summer

Heff's a big advocate for Viagra.

writersu

it was funny but over the weekend I took my younger kids to a waterpark and we were watching tv in the hotel room before bed and they had I swear like 3 commercials in a row about those male enhancers; the vacuum thing, pills, and a cream thing. And then, I swear, bamn! A commercial on hip replacement. No shit.

do the math, right??


but I think the dude is using a splint too........

oh, I don't want to think about it either.

SENROCK

i dig this show. Pretty soon i will be in Chicago checking out the location of thee original playboy mansion!

Fighting Hellfish

I always thought it was a publicity stunt/marketing campaign. I know there are golddiggers out there, but c'mon....a whole bunch of hot chicks are gonna share Mr. Burns? Not buying it

Veddersvixen

At this point I'd like to think the three girls get it on with each other and Hef's watching more so than being an active particpant

beachdweller

I think Hef's taking care of business. why not? He takes very good care of his women.

IwasBit10

Fighting Hellfish wrote:

I always thought it was a publicity stunt/marketing campaign. I know there are golddiggers out there, but c'mon....a whole bunch of hot chicks are gonna share Mr. Burns? Not buying it

Agreed. I may be completely wrong on this, but for some reason I remember hearing or reading something about how Holly, his #1 girlfriend, being the only girl he gets on. Still, DAMN.

writersu

SENROCK! wrote:

i dig this show. Pretty soon i will be in Chicago checking out the location of thee original playboy mansion!

Ok Sen, then you are committed to getting in touch with me, as long as you are not time restricted on your visit.

OK??

writersu

beachdweller wrote:

I think Hef's taking care of business. why not? He takes very good care of his women.

Oh, cool, so he gets them actual hot guys that can do the job??




(sarcasm.........in a friendly way)

writersu

Veddersvixen wrote:

At this point I'd like to think the three girls get it on with each other and Hef's watching more so than being an active particpant

What an imagination you have......


Did you see Barbie Benton last night btw? She is like real and the other chicks are like, "Oh, yeah!!" I believe that they are still in high school. Maybe mentally at least.

But that one girl is very pretty. She reminds me of Jenna Jameson.

rmc1981

I remember a while back on Howard Stern's show he had on E!. He had one of Hef's old girlfriends on. I think her name was Brady. She was on the first season of the Surreal Life, anyway he was asking her all type's of sex question's his best question was does Hef wear rubber? He's probly just blowing out dust at this point.

writersu

rmc1981 wrote:

I remember a while back on Howard Stern's show he had on E!. He had one of Hef's old girlfriends on. I think her name was Brady. She was on the first season of the Surreal Life, anyway he was asking her all type's of sex question's his best question was does Hef wear rubber? He's probly just blowing out dust at this point.

can't imagine he has gone north for years though; no need for a rubber