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Great quotes to use at bars

lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
List some good phrases to use when you're at the bar.

One I often use is from the movie Point Break. Remember it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYi0a8ZpNBk

"Utah!.....Get me TWO!"
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  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    to a female...

    " how much do polar bears weigh"?

    they say " i dont know"


    u say " ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE ,, HI IM JASON ' :)
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    to a female...

    " how much do polar bears weigh"?

    they say " i dont know"


    u say " ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE ,, HI IM JASON ' :)
    Did you pay for that?
  • drtyfrnk29drtyfrnk29 Posts: 846
    I cant find a video for it in English but I'll do the dialogue from the first Vacation movie where Clark is harrassing the bartender.


    "Hey, underpants."
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    I cant find a video for it in English but I'll do the dialogue from the first Vacation movie where Clark is harrassing the bartender.


    "Hey, underpants."

    "hey move your chicken wings, turkey!"
  • a5pja5pj Posts: 3,896
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    to a female...

    " how much do polar bears weigh"?

    they say " i dont know"


    u say " ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE ,, HI IM JASON ' :)


    ok Nick Hogan...

    actually it works.


    This just remind me of when me and my friend were going to wink at girls in the bar, one walks by then I say to him "DAMMIT I BLINKED!!"
    heheh
    Wouldn't it be funny if the world ended in 2010, with lots of fire?



  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    a5pj wrote:
    ok Nick Hogan...

    actually it works.


    This just remind me of when me and my friend were going to wink at girls in the bar, one walks by then I say to him "DAMMIT I BLINKED!!"
    heheh


    dont tell me that line is from him ???
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    "So, what are you doing for sex tonight?"
    I love to turn you on
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    "So, what are you doing for sex tonight?"

    thats freakin FUNNY!!! :D
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  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Go up to the hottest person in the room.
    Lick your finger, then touch their shirt.
    Say, "We have got to get you out of those wet clothes".
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    tish wrote:
    Go up to the hottest person in the room.
    Lick your finger, then touch their shirt.
    Say, "We have got to get you out of those wet clothes".
    haha, that's a good one too
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    hey whats got two thumbs, speaks french and likes blow jobs?

    Moi


    ....

    here's 20pence... best go phone your mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight.



    hi i'm dunkman



    last one works all the time :rolleyes:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    tish wrote:
    Go up to the hottest person in the room.
    Lick your finger, then touch their shirt.
    Say, "We have got to get you out of those wet clothes".

    holy christ. thats what i was gonna post in the FIRST PLACE but i cancelled it! hahahaha classic.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • ReleaseMe...ReleaseMe... Posts: 494
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    to a female...

    " how much do polar bears weigh"?

    they say " i dont know"


    u say " ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE ,, HI IM JASON ' :)

    as seen on "Hogan Knows Best" when hulk was working out with his son in the gym and asked him about his dating life. omit jason and enter nick.
    Mansfield II: # 23, since '03

    routine was the theme..

    there aint gonna be any middle any more
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    ReleaseMe... wrote:
    as seen on "Hogan Knows Best" when hulk was working out with his son in the gym and asked him about his dating life. omit jason and enter nick.


    a5pj mentioned this,,

    now i know where it came from

    i still think its prettyu good


    hopefully whenever i use it ,,the females wont be nerds watching the hogan show ;)
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    tish wrote:
    Go up to the hottest person in the room.
    Lick your finger, then touch their shirt.
    Say, "We have got to get you out of those wet clothes".

    I was drunk at a bar one day and attempted to try this line, but for the life of me couldn't remember exactly how it went....Damn I wish I would have done it the correct way instead of spitting on her..oh well, probably wasn't kinky enough for me anyway..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    I tend to use the old classic:

    'hey, you want to get some pizza and fuck?'----'What, you don't like pizza?'

    Unless of course she says sure, the second line is not needed..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    u like flowers??

    put ur tulips on this stem :)
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    I drive a BMW..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    'How much?'
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    u like flowers??

    put ur tulips on this stem :)

    The smirk is key in this one..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    The Champ wrote:
    The smirk is key in this one..


    followed by a smack in the face lol
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    u like flowers??

    put ur tulips on this stem :)

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good one!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    SENROCK! wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good one!


    hey sen... u like flowers??????? ;)
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    SENROCK! wrote:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good one!

    'What's up with your sentences starting in the center?' Then, i'd say..'Mike McCready is the best guitarist and Kid Rock fucking rocks.' Then maybe i'd ask if you'd like to see my dong or go surfing sometime....
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    NY PJ1 wrote:
    hey sen... u like flowers??????? ;)

    come on, who do u think ure messin with hottstuff?! :D
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • NY PJ1NY PJ1 Posts: 9,533
    SENROCK! wrote:
    come on, who do u think ure messin with hottstuff?! :D


    heheh ;):)

    ill take that as a yes
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    The Champ wrote:
    ..'Mike McCready is the best guitarist and Kid Rock fucking rocks.' ..

    say no more! check please! :D we have a winner!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • The ChampThe Champ Posts: 4,063
    SENROCK! wrote:
    say no more! check please! :D we have a winner!!!

    Oh, I was also going to add that i'm hung like Tommy Lee, but I guess that won't be necessary ;)..
    'I want to hurry home to you
    put on a slow, dumb show for you
    and crack you up
    so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
    god I'm very, very frightening
    and I'll overdo it'
  • BridgeBitchBridgeBitch Posts: 87
    Well, if a guy came up to me at a bar and said...

    "I'm a smooooth pimp who looooves the pussy, and tubby here is my black manservant."

    I might just have to let him pick me up...

    But I am a big Kevin Smith fan and would appreciate the humour. :)
    "Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore."

    10/21/06 & 10/22/06 (Bridge Shows)
  • SENROCKSENROCK Posts: 10,736
    The Champ wrote:
    Oh, I was also going to add that i'm hung like Tommy Lee, but I guess that won't be necessary ;)..

    hey anything you said after the first line u tossed at me would be IGNORED!!! consider yourself DONE! ;)
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
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