Behind The Clay: The Abominable Snow Monster

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Though well-known for his commanding screen presence and beastly demeanor in the short film “Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer”, little is actually know about the tragic personal life of this furry icon.

Born as Jebediah Mohammed Snow Monster, he later replaced it with “Abominable” in a rebellious attempt to shed the crippling memories of his complex upbringing. His father, Jebediah I, was a proud Amish Alaskan who often claimed that his son’s conception was indeed a mistake due to one fateful night spent with Shazia, a Muslim transient who was passing through town on her way to The Island of Misfit Toys…

(someone continue the story, please)