Napoleon Dynamite

boxwine_in_hellboxwine_in_hell Posts: 1,263
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I just watched this movie for the first time in a couple of years. Rex Kwan Do is friggin hilarious.

The Strength of a Grizzly
The Reflexes of a Puma
The Wisdom of a Man
one foot in the door
the other foot in the gutter
sweet smell that they adore
I think I'd rather smother
-The Replacements-
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  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    "You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? "

    (this can also be applied to NY PJ 1's dress-down thread! :D
    I love to turn you on
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    "Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it!"

    (also can be applied to the dress-down thread)
    I love to turn you on
  • Well, that place was a rip-off.
    "It's all happening"
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    'Think you could give me a lift into town?'
    I love to turn you on
  • Lucky
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • bryn_cmbsbryn_cmbs Posts: 407
    "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
  • Super VedderSuper Vedder Posts: 1,531
    “Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills…nunchuck skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills…”


    fuckin class :D
    Black, the greatest without a doubt........
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    "Your mom goes to college"
    I love to turn you on
  • Way to go, Kip. Eat all the friggin' chips.
    bryn_cmbs wrote:
    "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Way to go, Kip. Eat all the friggin' chips.


    I love it when Kip is at home on the phone with Napolean about the chapstick. If you watch Kip's plate as he's shredding the cheese for the nachos, in one scene there's just a little, but when the camera comes back its a Heaping mound of cheese! Then it goes back to a small pile.
    "It's all happening"
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    "I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore."
    I love to turn you on
  • There's like a buttload of gangs at this school.
    "It's all happening"
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    There's like a buttload of gangs at this school.
    This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff.
    I love to turn you on
  • "Are you guys Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups?"
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    bryn_cmbs wrote:
    "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

    "Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time."
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    "Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    How much do you wanna bet that I can throw this ball over those mountains?
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    sennin wrote:
    How much do you wanna bet that I can throw this ball over those mountains?

    "Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile."
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • "Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile."


    are you serious?
    "It's all happening"
  • pjoasisrulepjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
    Such a great movie, people really overdid the lines from that movie for awhile but its all good again because I havent heard about it for a couple years.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Such a great movie, people really overdid the lines from that movie for awhile but its all good again because I havent heard about it for a couple years.

    Try living in Idaho where the movie was filmed. For a good long while, half the state stopped speaking English and just spoke N.D. The other half of the state was offended by how small town Idaho was presented, despite the fact that it was right on the money.

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