An impossible wish?

PaperPlatesPaperPlates Posts: 1,745
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Friend forwarded me this............... :)

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."


The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride Over anytime I want."


The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."


The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."


The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?
Why go home

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Comments

  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    hahahahahaha
  • Hitch-HikerHitch-Hiker Posts: 2,873
    hehehe :D
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    hahaha ain't that the truth
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    :D
    good stuff!

    being understood is highly overrated anyway. ;)
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    :D
    good stuff!

    being understood is highly overrated anyway. ;)
    I agree :D
    Don't understand me, just love me anyway :):p
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