wanna laugh your ass off... listen to what my doctor told me today

hrd2imgn
hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
not to get too graphic but I was having some pains down below, as I am getting questioned about symptoms, they start thinking it is a certain thing. Next thing I know the Nurse, with the Doctor later agreeing says "you need to ejaculate more!"

so basically I was told to have more sex or wank it more often....nice Doctor right?

so fellas for your own health ejacualte! Next time you listen to Evacuation, change it to Ejaculation and get busy!
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  • Jeanie
    Jeanie Posts: 9,446
    A timely reminder for you blokes to take care of your prostates. :)
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  • pjoasisrule
    pjoasisrule Posts: 3,412
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  • dbh
    dbh Posts: 156
    Lmfao!! :d
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  • in_hiding79
    in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Very Cool!!! :D
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  • Brain of J.Lo
    Brain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    not to get too graphic but I was having some pains down below, as I am getting questioned about symptoms, they start thinking it is a certain thing. Next thing I know the Nurse, with the Doctor later agreeing says "you need to ejaculate more!"

    so basically I was told to have more sex or wank it more often....nice Doctor right?

    so fellas for your own health ejacualte! Next time you listen to Evacuation, change it to Ejaculation and get busy!

    lol...wow. Were you embarrassed?
  • Rhinocerous Surprise
    Rhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    Hehe... They were totally laughing at you not getting any after you left. :p;)
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  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    fuck I was laughing, how often to you get told you need to choke the chicken more. I hope my hands don't get hairy or I go blind.

    The look on my face must have been hilarious, I had to do double take, and said so you want me to do it more?

    for the record the pipes, caverns and jewels are all good, just normal guy shit.

    Oh yeah if Doc ever says massage to you boys, and you are not facing him...run!
  • sponger
    sponger Posts: 3,159
    ejaculation is good for the prostate

    Apparently, if you want your prostate to last a long time, you have to ejaculate at least 5 times a week so as to flush all of the toxins and calcium build-up out of it.
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    the things we must sacrifice for our health....well if i must...:D
  • zenith
    zenith Posts: 3,191
    hrd2imgn wrote:
    not to get too graphic but I was having some pains down below, as I am getting questioned about symptoms, they start thinking it is a certain thing. Next thing I know the Nurse, with the Doctor later agreeing says "you need to ejaculate more!"

    so basically I was told to have more sex or wank it more often....nice Doctor right?

    so fellas for your own health ejacualte! Next time you listen to Evacuation, change it to Ejaculation and get busy!

    :D

    what a problem - look, just gather together all your female friends, explain your terrible medical condition, and draw up a roster! problem solved!!
    impatience is a gift ........
  • hrd2imgn
    hrd2imgn Southwest Burbs of Chicago Posts: 4,924
    well that may be a problem, my roster is pretty thin, and a lot of members have been cut or are on the DL.

    But it is nice knowing I can make this a team sport
  • pearljammin41
    pearljammin41 Posts: 465
    prostatitis?
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    sponger wrote:
    ejaculation is good for the prostate

    Apparently, if you want your prostate to last a long time, you have to ejaculate at least 5 times a week so as to flush all of the toxins and calcium build-up out of it.

    hell, im 35 and have a 24 year old GF! that means my prostate will be a worthy part of me that can go to some poor bastard when i die!!! lol.
    it must be the most healthy part of my body!
    my liver on the other hand.....
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