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New Episode Of The Office Tonight!!!

thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
hell yeah! what is your favorite line?

"You spend your whole life trying to get people to like you and then you run over one person with your car. And it's not even one of the popular ones, and everybody gets on your case. Doesn't make any sense."


"So what, I didn't go to business school. Big deal. You know who else didn't go to business school? Lebron James, Kobe Bryant, Tracy McGrady"
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  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,158
    Woohoo! I've been looking forward to getting this show back!

    Favorite lines....probably already posted these, but here goes:

    "Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."

    Oscar: I can play, if you need any help.
    Michael Scott: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we ever decide to box.

    Dwight Schrute: I have been Michael's number two guy for about five years, and we make a great team. We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

    Dwight Schrute: I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day, with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

    Dwight Schrute: Yes, I have decided to shun Andy Bernard for the next three years... which I'm looking forward to. It's an Amish technique; it's like slapping someone with silence. I was shunned from the age of 4 until my 6th birthday, for not saving the excess oil from a can of tuna.

    plus all of Creed's hilarious one-liners
  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    markymark550 wrote:

    "Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and... I have a great one. 'Little Kid Lover'. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at."

    lol I love that line


    I like too on the episode when Toby walks in with a bowtie on with teacups and Michael is like "Oh...my..god. Wow I am at a loss for words. See Toby this is why people are leaving..I don't know what to say, I am speechless"
  • pjsteelerfanpjsteelerfan Maryland Posts: 9,897
    pretty much anything Creed says is hilarious.
    ...got a mind full of questions and a teacher in my soul...
  • PJSerfPJSerf Posts: 637
    I'm not superstitious, just a little stitious.
    "If you love someone, set them free... if someone loves you, don't fuck up" - EV
  • redmosquito10redmosquito10 Posts: 568
    Count Choculitis? Why would you say that, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
    "Ah, life is a gate, a way, a path to Paradise anyway, why not live for fun and joy and love or some sort of girl by a fireside, why not go to your desire and LAUGH..."
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    I liked when Andy was trying to sing the kit kat jingle and he was getting it all wrong. doofus.
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    pretty much anything Creed says is hilarious.

    when he comes out of the lake with fish bones and goes "nobody told me you were serving lunch!"

    libragirl wrote:
    I liked when Andy was trying to sing the kit kat jingle and he was getting it all wrong. doofus.

    Nard dog!
  • comebackwomancomebackwoman Posts: 7,271
    redmosquito10 wrote:
    Count Choculitis? Why would you say that, Jim? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?
    That was one of my favortie episodes. Count Choculitis and hot dog fingers :p
    There's a light when my baby's in my arms :)
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    i cant fucking wait.
  • drivingrldrivingrl Posts: 1,448
    "I miss Dwight. Congratulations, Universe. You win."

    I've got it set to record, because the Stars go up against Anaheim tonight, but I'm going to watch it as soon as I get home. :D
    drivingrl: "Will I ever get to meet Gwen Stefani?"
    kevinbeetle: "Yes. When her career washes up and her and Gavin move to Galveston, you will meet her at Hot Topic shopping for a Japanese cheerleader outfit.

    Next!"
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    I love the Office :o
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    Andy: "Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that. . apple sauce"
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    That was a good episode lastnight it was worth the wait
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • jimed14jimed14 Posts: 9,488
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCTrtXfXBx0&feature=related
    "You're one of the few Red Sox fans I don't mind." - Newch91

    "I don't believe in damn curses. Wake up the damn Bambino and have me face him. Maybe I'll drill him in the ass." --- Pedro Martinez
  • thunderDANthunderDAN Posts: 2,094
    pjsteelerfan wrote:
    pretty much anything Creed says is hilarious.

    "I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."
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