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CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
so the other day I realized there will be no one around to put lotion on my back! All winter my husband would put lotion on my back so I didn't have dry skin. I love a HOT HOT HOT shower and thus I get really dry in the winter.....Now that it's getting colder and I'm needing to lotion up I realized I can't get my back! I think I'm destined for a dry back this winter:(
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    I feel the same way...:o

    and as a dude with brown skin, I get really really ashy. :(
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  • Slip KidSlip Kid Posts: 1,175
    accepting applications?
    I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    so the other day I realized there will be no one around to put lotion on my back! All winter my husband would put lotion on my back so I didn't have dry skin. I love a HOT HOT HOT shower and thus I get really dry in the winter.....Now that it's getting colder and I'm needing to lotion up I realized I can't get my back! I think I'm destined for a dry back this winter:(

    I understand. My skin is really dry too and could really use a lotion rub!
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    pearljamjen wrote:
    I understand. My skin is really dry too and could really use a lotion rub!
    ok I do urs u do mine? ;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    so the other day I realized there will be no one around to put lotion on my back! All winter my husband would put lotion on my back so I didn't have dry skin. I love a HOT HOT HOT shower and thus I get really dry in the winter.....Now that it's getting colder and I'm needing to lotion up I realized I can't get my back! I think I'm destined for a dry back this winter:(

    do you look for things to be depressed about? me thinks so. ;)


    go to canada. :D
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    ok I do urs u do mine? ;)
    deal! ;)
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    do you look for things to be depressed about? me thinks so. ;)


    go to canada. :D
    yes apparently I'm depressed I don't have bendy arms that can put lotion on my own back!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    I think having ashy skin is more of a crisis than dry skin...

    just my opinion.
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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    LongRd. wrote:
    I think having ashy skin is more of a crisis than dry skin...

    just my opinion.
    are you trying to over ride my GRIPE:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    yes apparently I'm depressed I don't have bendy arms that can put lotion on my own back!


    your arms dont bend ?!?!?!?!? both of mine do !!!!

    wow , that is depressing!
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    pearljamjen wrote:
    deal! ;)
    now how are we going to work this....it's a cross country thing:(
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    your arms dont bend ?!?!?!?!? both of mine do !!!!

    wow , that is depressing!
    i'm thinking more like stretch armstrong bendy...OHH or go go gadget arms!!!
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    are you trying to over ride my GRIPE:D
    Obviously yes, mine is more severe.

    You just want somebody to rub lotion on your body.
    I, on the otherhand, NEED it to be done!

    You can always wet a dry skin but what do you do to an ashy skin?

    un-ash it? ...:confused:
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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    LongRd. wrote:
    Obviously yes, mine is more severe.

    You just want somebody to rub lotion on your body.
    I, on the otherhand, NEED!

    You can always wet a dry skin but what do you do to an ashy skin?

    un-ash it? ...:confused:
    but dry skin can get itchy and hurt:( this is a medical issue..DAMN IT!! not a physical thing;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    but dry skin can get itchy and hurt:( this is a medical issue..DAMN IT!! not a physical thing;)
    but ashy skin looks nasty.

    it doesn't hurt or get itchy....just looks nasty.
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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    LongRd. wrote:
    but ashy skin looks nasty.

    it doesn't hurt or get itchy....just looks nasty.
    so we should put ur looks over my pain??:);)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Now that I realized the harsh condition of a dry skin...

    I think I'm gonna invest my money on starting a lotion appliance salon.

    I'll make it no male customer services as well. :)
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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    LongRd. wrote:
    Now that I realized the harsh condition of a dry skin...

    I think I'm gonna invest my money on starting a lotion appliance salon.

    I'll make it no male customer services as well. :)
    lol
    I wanna be smooth and creamy like peanut butter:)
    (please refer to my homepage;))
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    so we should put ur looks over my pain??:);)
    Of course!

    Will I hear any objections? I doubt it...so yes, me first priority.
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    lol
    I wanna be smooth and creamy like peanut butter:)
    (please refer to my homepage;))
    That might be $50 per half-hour. But I'll have to sort out the prices of services and other fees as well...
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  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    LongRd. wrote:
    That might be $50 per half-hour. But I'll have to sort out the prices of services and other fees as well...
    do u use premium lotion???
    Ask the wolf to hook you up with some.....he knows what I'm taking about:)
    Money back guarantee :D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    do u use premium lotion???
    Ask the wolf to hook you up with some.....he knows what I'm taking about:)
    Money back guarantee :D
    Non-artificial lotions of course, it'll be the real natural stuff...

    ...like coconut.

    I'm not sure if I really want to serve lotion rubbing on a guy name Wolf....might be a hairy situation.
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  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    do u use premium lotion???
    Ask the wolf to hook you up with some.....he knows what I'm taking about:)
    Money back guarantee :D

    that was for your sunburn, not dry skin!!
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    that was for your sunburn, not dry skin!!
    ahhh do u have a special blend for dry skin???
    the sunburn kind worked so well;)
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    CHANGEinWAVES wrote:
    ahhh do u have a special blend for dry skin???
    the sunburn kind worked so well;)


    you know it!
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • CHANGEinWAVESCHANGEinWAVES Posts: 10,169
    the wolf wrote:
    you know it!
    well get working on a new batch! and i'll take delivery and application too:D
    "I'm not present, I'm a drug that makes you dream"
  • nothingman44nothingman44 Posts: 1,495
    put the lotion in the basket.
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Maybe you could pour some lotion on the floor and roll around in it?

    Jus' tryin' to help... :o
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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    Sian-of-the-dead wrote:
    Maybe you could pour some lotion on the floor and roll around in it?

    Jus' tryin' to help... :o
    Somehow I think she might actually follow-through with that idea... ;)
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  • RiverrunnerRiverrunner Posts: 2,419
    I have a rubber spatula in the bathroom for times when my husband is not around. :)

    Instructions: Place body lotion on spatula and rub on back. Yes, it may be a little blobby, but better than nothing.
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