What's with people and their windshield wipers?

RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited November 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
What's up with people driving that leave their windshield wipers running full blast when it's been raining, but its no longer really raining anymore?

Don't they notice these big long black things going back and forth, over and over again, right in front of their faces?

What's the deal with that situation?..... it's right in your face. What else are they completely oblivious about is what I'm wondering?

Notice much?

I may lose sleep over it....I'm running low on weed.
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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    Bad enough these folks are driving along with the windshield wipers going full blast after it's stopped raining, but do they have to drive at 40 MPH too?

    I can't tell you how many times I've been stuck behind someone who has their parking brake on, and these days, you can tell.

    Me, my eyes go to the rear view mirror (no pun intended) to watch for cops and motorcycles all the time. If I see a motorcycle approaching on my left, I drift to the shoulder to let the guy (or gal) take advantage of that open space. It's common courtesy.

    Too many drivers are just getting in their cars and auto-cruising. Pisses me off to no end.

    It's a machine, people. It can take you places and it can take someone out.

    Stay aware.

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  • Well they're doing a better job than I am, afraid to say; my car doesn't even have windshield wipers.
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Dude, don't even get me started with bad drivers on the road. I have pretty horrible road rage. So many things bug me out when I'm driving. Two things I can't STAND is people who

    A) don't signal

    B) feel the need to jump ahead of a bunch of cars before a lane ends. Anytime I see a car trying to do that behind me I just quickly cut to the right. Lik c'mon, do you really fucking think your going to get to point B faster by getting ahead of one car?
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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    Dude, don't even get me started with bad drivers on the road. I have pretty horrible road rage. So many things bug me out when I'm driving. Two things I can't STAND is people who

    A) don't signal

    B) feel the need to jump ahead of a bunch of cars before a lane ends. Anytime I see a car trying to do that behind me I just quickly cut to the right. Lik c'mon, do you really fucking think your going to get to point B faster by getting ahead of one car?

    I so HATE it when someone takes advantage of the shoulder during an upcoming merge! I deliberately lean my car to the right too! For me, it's no different than someone cutting in line at the grocery store, no?

    It's childish and stupid to try and cut ahead that way unless you're a cop and it's an emergency (which is a good reason to leave the shoulder clear).

    Another beef of mine is tail-gaiting in general. Okay, so you're gonna climb up my ass while I'm stuck behind someone else....that will get you real far.
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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    Alf Alpha wrote:
    Well they're doing a better job than I am, afraid to say; my car doesn't even have windshield wipers.

    ...Alf, you need those thingies. They come in handy when the rain comes.
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  • Bu2 wrote:
    ...Alf, you need those thingies. They come in handy when the rain comes.

    Yes. Things are a little tight right now so I'm saving. I was going try to pick up a pair when I bought a new windshield.
  • Dude, don't even get me started with bad drivers on the road. I have pretty horrible road rage. So many things bug me out when I'm driving. Two things I can't STAND is people who

    A) don't signal

    B) feel the need to jump ahead of a bunch of cars before a lane ends. Anytime I see a car trying to do that behind me I just quickly cut to the right. Lik c'mon, do you really fucking think your going to get to point B faster by getting ahead of one car?

    I get that merge thing all the time, and in the same place. People desperately break out into a lane that merges 50 feet ahead anyway into solid traffic only to waste gas, cut people off, and save a whole 5 seconds.

    Saw it again tonight actually, the guy almost got nailed by an oncoming car in the lane he was cutting into....buddy just wailed on the horn and brakes, and barely missed him...almost saved 5 sacred seconds to risk a messy accident. Nice.

    I may never understand the wiper thing...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    Alf Alpha wrote:
    Yes. Things are a little tight right now so I'm saving. I was going try to pick up a pair when I bought a new windshield.

    Well, that makes a lot of sense. Why have wipers for a non-existant windshield?

    May I ask....is your car make of a cardboard box on top of tricycle wheels? If so, I hope you at least have an Obama sticker on your, um, bumper.
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  • Bu2 wrote:
    Well, that makes a lot of sense. Why have wipers for a non-existant windshield?

    May I ask....is your car make of a cardboard box on top of tricycle wheels? If so, I hope you at least have an Obama sticker on your, um, bumper.

    No, it's an old Camry. And you bet I have an Obama sticker on the bumper. It's the only thing holding it on.
  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    Alf Alpha wrote:
    No, it's an old Camry. And you bet I have an Obama sticker on the bumper. It's the only thing holding it on.

    ...I think I'm in love with you.
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  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    What's up with people driving that leave their windshield wipers running full blast when it's been raining, but its no longer really raining anymore?

    Don't they notice these big long black things going back and forth, over and over again, right in front of their faces?

    What's the deal with that situation?..... it's right in your face. What else are they completely oblivious about is what I'm wondering?

    Notice much?

    I may lose sleep over it....I'm running low on weed.

    Similar deal with people and their umbrellas up even after the rain has stopped. Or with people walking through tunnels with their umbrellas up.
    I also love it when people get onto trains and place their umbrellas upside down on the floor just inside the train door, still fully open, and leave them there so that we can trip over them.
  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Similar deal with people and their umbrellas up even after the rain has stopped. Or with people walking through tunnels with their umbrellas up.
    I also love it when people get onto trains and place their umbrellas upside down on the floor just inside the train door, still fully open, and leave them there so that we can trip over them.

    I think I know the answer to that.

    It's called "Preoccupation". So many people are preoccupied while traveling these days that I sometimes wish they would just stop traveling and sit at home on their cell phones, with their umbrellas, with their windshield wipers on.....

    Too many people don't think.
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  • What's up with people driving that leave their windshield wipers running full blast when it's been raining, but its no longer really raining anymore?

    Don't they notice these big long black things going back and forth, over and over again, right in front of their faces?

    What's the deal with that situation?..... it's right in your face. What else are they completely oblivious about is what I'm wondering?

    Notice much?

    I may lose sleep over it....I'm running low on weed.

    Haha !! That's my Father-In-Law

    He also (which is a huge pet peeve of mine) doesn't put his seat belt on and you hear the constant fucking "DING DING" he just drives like nothing is happening !!!!
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  • i've stopped driving to work which i think has helped bolster my love of humanity. level still isn't all that high, but it's a bit better lol

    although it's fun to see stupidity even when one isn't behind the wheel. yesterday on the way home, the bus was turning right and this stupid bitch runs out in FRONT of the bus. bus honks, then continues on....and then we all hear this moron scream. it was really windy and apparently she lost her damn hat and the back tire of the bus ran it over.

    it was awesome :D was some little hat, not some elaborate expensive top hat or something. although that would have made it funnier to me.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    ^^^^hehehehehehe....love it :D


    what drives me zooy is when it's barely raining....i mean the minute the rain hits the windshield it goes away....but there's helen in the eldorado with the wipers on FULL BLAST!!! :rolleyes: :D
  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    I get that merge thing all the time, and in the same place. People desperately break out into a lane that merges 50 feet ahead anyway into solid traffic only to waste gas, cut people off, and save a whole 5 seconds.

    Saw it again tonight actually, the guy almost got nailed by an oncoming car in the lane he was cutting into....buddy just wailed on the horn and brakes, and barely missed him...almost saved 5 sacred seconds to risk a messy accident. Nice.

    I may never understand the wiper thing...


    The other day I was at a red light and up ahead is of course a 2 lane into one. So the light turns green and we all go. Last time I checked your supposed to alternate. So one car goes ahead of me and of course I let them, then I see the next car on my left trying to get ahead of me, so it pissed me off and I sped up. He still wouldn't let me through and it to where a point where I was cornered (there are these stupid orange cones by the cross walks to prevent cars from driving by it, so i was stuck behind it with this guy that wouldn't let me through) Anyway so I honk at him and give him the finger and just forced myself to get ahead of him (works every time). Then he gets all pissed that god forbid I didn't let him get ahead of me, so he starts tailgating and high beaming me. So I drop my speed from 40 to 25-30 the entire road to piss him off. Then I finally brake checked him and sped up. THEN we get to a red light and he purposely stops alongside me even though he could've pulled up more. I just waved at him telling him to move ahead and gave him a look.

    Yes, I have road rage.
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    What's up with people driving that leave their windshield wipers running full blast when it's been raining, but its no longer really raining anymore?

    Don't they notice these big long black things going back and forth, over and over again, right in front of their faces?

    What's the deal with that situation?..... it's right in your face. What else are they completely oblivious about is what I'm wondering?

    Notice much?

    I may lose sleep over it....I'm running low on weed.

    I have thought it's probably like the old guy who leaves his turn signal on for too long or the old woman who has the wrong turn signal on or who turns left from a right lane. It's evidence of blurry thoughts or something...
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  • There's a guy I work with during the summer that when he drives, leaves his right turn signal on for at least 10 minutes every time he uses it. He turns off the left one immediately every time, but the right is left on every single time. It blows my mind. I've spent so much time trying to figure out why
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    There's a guy I work with during the summer that when he drives, leaves his right turn signal on for at least 10 minutes every time he uses it. He turns off the left one immediately every time, but the right is left on every single time. It blows my mind. I've spent so much time trying to figure out why

    He has OCD. That or his right blinker doesn't sound and he's an old fart and doesnt notice it.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i've been known to do this, all spaced out i am.

    it rains so much that i have burned up the "high" setting on the windshield wiper switch, it no longer works on high....

    edit..i stop at green lights too :D
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  • He has OCD. That or his right blinker doesn't sound and he's an old fart and doesnt notice it.

    definitely no on the OCD, and it does sound, I can hear it from the passenger seat. And he's not really old, I'd say mid to late 40s
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  • Haha !! That's my Father-In-Law

    He also (which is a huge pet peeve of mine) doesn't put his seat belt on and you hear the constant fucking "DING DING" he just drives like nothing is happening !!!!


    Haha...I been in a few cars where people do that. I'm all like...dude...wtf is that noise?....fix the dinging thing my brain is melting...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    chadwick wrote:
    i've been known to do this, all spaced out i am.

    it rains so much that i have burned up the "high" setting on the windshield wiper switch, it no longer works on high....

    edit..i stop at green lights too :D

    Dude, it's the RED lights you're supposed to stop for, eh.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Bu2 wrote:
    Dude, it's the RED lights you're supposed to stop for, eh.

    but maybe my head is up my ass some of the time and i am being a careful slow old man while driving, yes/no?
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  • 12345AGNST112345AGNST1 Posts: 4,906
    Bu2 wrote:
    Dude, it's the RED lights you're supposed to stop for, eh.

    When I'm high I stop at stop signs........thinking they are giant red lights.

    One time I stopped at one for over 3 minutes. There were no cars around or anything. Then I finally realized it was only a stop sign and continued driving.
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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    When I'm high....I don't drive.
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  • Bu2Bu2 Posts: 1,693
    chadwick wrote:
    but maybe my head is up my ass some of the time and i am being a careful slow old man while driving, yes/no?

    Yes
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    When I'm high I stop at stop signs........thinking they are giant red lights.

    Well I was with you on the irritation about people zooming ahead in the side lane for an upcoming merge, and then sitting there all forlorn with their signal on like 'please let me in', when they just basically were trying to jump the line, which slows everyone else down who is waiting their turn - pisses me off no end; but I'm afraid I'd draw the line at driving high!
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  • NOCODE#1NOCODE#1 Posts: 1,477
    What's up with people driving that leave their windshield wipers running full blast when it's been raining, but its no longer really raining anymore?

    Don't they notice these big long black things going back and forth, over and over again, right in front of their faces?

    What's the deal with that situation?..... it's right in your face. What else are they completely oblivious about is what I'm wondering?

    Notice much?

    I may lose sleep over it....I'm running low on weed.
    in your head im sure it's obamas fault somehow. or any other target you have.
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  • NOCODE#1 wrote:
    in your head im sure it's obamas fault somehow. or any other target you have.


    off topic post

    ...go stalk someone with infantile remarks please.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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