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The 6 Cutest Animals That Can Still Destroy You

RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited July 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.cracked.com/article_15853_6-cutest-animals-that-can-still-destroy-you.html
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  • BlackCorduroyBlackCorduroy Posts: 1,374
    I like to think I could defend myself against a swan.
    The dingo is so cute:D
  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    Sassybaskets! that's awesome!

    and this is hilarious:

    In Ireland, it is not uncommon for university rowing teams to cancel practice because there is a swan in the river. Rowing teams tend to be composed of men who are built like very large trees. Trees that bench-press Volvos. These men are terrified of swans, probably due to a grizzled old rowing coach, always looking on from the shore, a bill-shaped scar where his left eye used to be.
  • Urban HikerUrban Hiker Posts: 1,312
    I would have trouble staying away from the dingo. :o
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  • fuckfuck Posts: 4,069
    Hippos are awesome.
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    okay the chimp was like...


    no.


    I am ascareded of those.

    but mostly I am ascareded of the people that feel the need to have them as PETS. leave these animals alone. they don't want to wear diapers, and really I doubt they give a crap if you bring them a cake...they will rip your nutsack off for the frosting!!!
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Hippos and duck-billed plats are NOT cute....at least in my opinion. And, yes, dolphin have the potential to kill...but they are EXTREMELY intelligent and have saved many a surfer from sharks.
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  • Rhinocerous SurpriseRhinocerous Surprise Posts: 4,423
    I still refuse to see chimps as anything other than the most Excellent Thing ever. The fact that they can savagely beat you before eating your face only makes them Even More Excellent. Chimps!
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  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i got chased all around a park once by a swan. it was terrifying :(
  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i got chased all around a park once by a swan. it was terrifying :(

    Sorry but that made me laugh. Out loud. :o
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i got chased all around a park once by a swan. it was terrifying :(

    i was chased and attacked by.....chickens....i was like 6 and they started pecking at my legs.....fuck chickens!!
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    _outlaw wrote:
    Hippos are awesome.

    "Hungry...Hungry...Hippos...."
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    cutback wrote:
    i was chased and attacked by.....chickens....i was like 6 and they started pecking at my legs.....fuck chickens!!

    Where was Norm when you needed him?
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  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    chiquimonkey wrote:
    i got chased all around a park once by a swan. it was terrifying :(

    This video shows a fucking crazy goose... not a swan.. but close enough.
    http://www.videosift.com/video/Goose-VS-Man-on-a-boat-with-his-dog
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    AmentsChick wrote:
    Sorry but that made me laugh. Out loud. :o
    those fuckers can haul ass! i was running for like 10 minutes all around this janky ass park with this demon bird on my tail. serene sunday afternoon my ass!
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    cutback wrote:
    i was chased and attacked by.....chickens....i was like 6 and they started pecking at my legs.....fuck chickens!!
    ow! hope you ate 'em as nuggets after haha
  • smithnicsmithnic Posts: 1,563
    That video of the chimp kicking that guys ass was hilarious!
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  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    Rhinocerous Surprise wrote:
    I still refuse to see chimps as anything other than the most Excellent Thing ever. The fact that they can savagely beat you before eating your face only makes them Even More Excellent. Chimps!

    Chimps do fucking rule.
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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    wow platypii are super cute! and how bizarre they lay eggs?!
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  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    restlesssoul wrote:
    wow platypii are super cute! and how bizarre they lay eggs?!
    Echidnas too. Except they're all spikey and less cute cos of that.

    We already knew bottlenose dolphins are dangerous from that Simpsons episode where Lisa saved and released the king dolphin
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  • CityMouseCityMouse Posts: 1,010
    Trailer wrote:
    This video shows a fucking crazy goose... not a swan.. but close enough.
    http://www.videosift.com/video/Goose-VS-Man-on-a-boat-with-his-dog

    Geese will kill you if given a chance.
    I remember going to the park with my grandma to feed the ducks when I was little and a rogue goose charging at us full speed and my grandma picking me up and running like hell for the car.
    we never went to feed the ducks again.
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Trailer wrote:
    This video shows a fucking crazy goose... not a swan.. but close enough.
    http://www.videosift.com/video/Goose-VS-Man-on-a-boat-with-his-dog


    That's the exact video I was thinking of.

    I'd be so tempted to give it the over the head lasoo toss...

    I dunno....could you give a goose a light sideways cuff to the head instead?

    I had never heard a platypus was venomous before.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    that was a funny read :D



    Tis true too..


    The best was when the guy in the video with the swan grabs it by the neck and swings it back into the water lmao
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    This little guy wins, surely..

    http://www.happynews.com/showImage.aspx?fn=3282007/poisonous-animal-world.jpg
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  • LikeAnOpeningBandForTheSunLikeAnOpeningBandForTheSun Posts: 6,097
    we had a goose once that would attack anything that moved. it would chase kids all over the yard and bite them. oh how we all laughed.
  • IAmMyselfIAmMyself Posts: 671
    Okay, the picture of the dingo looks EXACTLY like my Mom's dog, that I picked up as a stray puppy and took home and gave to her for Mother's Day last year.
    He's a grumpy little shit, I mean we all love him but his mood swings are quite dramatic. We just called it little man syndrome.
    I could give that dingo picture to my Mom and she would think it was a picture of our JR.
    I'm thinking I gave my Mother a dingo for Mother's Day! :(


    I need to go to the other thread now, the favorite seinfeld quote thread:
    "The dingo ate your baby!"
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  • IAmMyselfIAmMyself Posts: 671
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    This little guy wins, surely..

    http://www.happynews.com/showImage.aspx?fn=3282007/poisonous-animal-world.jpg

    Does he have some kind of slime on him, where you touch him and die in minutes or something?
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    irieinindy wrote:
    Does he have some kind of slime on him, where you touch him and die in minutes or something?

    Yeah, he's got some kind of oily substance on his skin.. I think you could touch him but you'd better not have any breaks or cuts in the skin. People always wear thick rubber gloves when they touch 'em.

    And you'd better not lick his face.
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  • HushBullHushBull Posts: 996
    Trailer wrote:
    This video shows a fucking crazy goose... not a swan.. but close enough.
    http://www.videosift.com/video/Goose-VS-Man-on-a-boat-with-his-dog

    By the third or fourth time that goose attacked my dog, I would have cracked it's little bird skull... not joking either.
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    A good reminder of the need to respect nature. Animals should not be anthropomorphised - they look at the world differently than human animals and people tend to forget that. Platypuses are so interesting though.
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  • 3inputchick3inputchick Posts: 845
    HushBull wrote:
    By the third or fourth time that goose attacked my dog, I would have cracked it's little bird skull... not joking either.

    What kind of fag lab was that? My labs would have killed the thing the moment it landed on the boat...
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