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Deadly brown snake bites man's penis

RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
edited June 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I wonder if he remembered to wipe?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23776403-2,00.html

"A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.

The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, "
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  • Indian SummerIndian Summer Posts: 2,296
    slow day on the moving train or what?
    "It's all happening"
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    On the plus side, he probably used this as an opportunity to impress the ladies with his swollen member...
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  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    RolandTD20Kdrummer wrote:
    I wonder if he remembered to wipe?

    http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23776403-2,00.html

    "A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis.

    The deadly brown snake slithered between his legs and lunged at his manhood as he crouched on a roadside near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, "
    that hurts just thinkin about it.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    The ambulance spokesman described him as "lucky", given his near encounter with one of Australia’s most poisonous snakes.

    "I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed," he said.


    :eek:

    Yikes! Another reason to add to Helen's thread on why not to go to Oz. :eek:!
  • EvilMerlinEvilMerlin Posts: 1,865
    Not cool...just not cool. What the heck man.
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    fuck that!! that would suck. makes me cringe just reading that!!!
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  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Indian Summer wrote:
    slow day on the moving train or what?

    uhhh...a sphincter says what?
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    Better let this one die before Helen sees it. :D

    I've spent the better part of 6 months trying to convince her you could live your whole life here and never see a snake in the wild. :D
    NOPE!!!

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  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    Jeanie wrote:
    Better let this one die before Helen sees it. :D

    I've spent the better part of 6 months trying to convince her you could live your whole life here and never see a snake in the wild. :D

    if she comes down there to oz, she is bound to see one!
    I might send her this thread so she can have a good ole read!
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  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    the silver lining: his dong will be the circumference of a 40 oz. bottle of St. Ides for the next couple of days.

    adult film star Peter Brown Snake
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle West Seattle Posts: 10,724
    noisy mind wrote:
    the silver lining: his dong will be the circumference of a 40 oz. bottle of St. Ides for the next couple of days.

    adult film star Peter Brown Snake

    You make a solid point.
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  • noisy mindnoisy mind Posts: 65
    South of Seattle wrote:
    You make a solid point.

    if he could work up an erection, he would too...
  • vital5vital5 Posts: 5,486
    pearljamjen wrote:
    The ambulance spokesman described him as "lucky", given his near encounter with one of Australia’s most poisonous snakes.

    "I think he was a bit shocked and embarrassed," he said.


    :eek:

    Yikes! Another reason to add to Helen's thread on why not to go to Oz. :eek:!
    Lucky to survive a BJ from a deadly snake :)

    Northern one-eyed trouser snake meets Brown Snake....
  • brain of cbrain of c Posts: 5,213
    hot dog.
    d'oh!!!!!!

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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    a couple of weeks ago we had a guy come into a&e with a spider bit on his penis

    yea, im in australia...

    no, he didnt die...

    yea, he was in a fair bit of pain tho...

    and yea, we had a bit of a chuckle after he'd been well cared for then sent on ;)
    impatience is a gift ........
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    zenith wrote:
    a couple of weeks ago we had a guy come into a&e with a spider bit on his penis

    yea, im in australia...

    no, he didnt die...

    yea, he was in a fair bit of pain tho...

    and yea, we had a bit of a chuckle after he'd been well cared for then sent on ;)

    So this is quite common? :eek:

    Heineken Helen's thread
    Guy in this article
    Zenith's guy at work
    and Illegal Pants (well not her penis...she doesn't have one...I don't think anyway :eek: )

    Sounds scary to me!
  • pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    vital5 wrote:
    Lucky to survive a BJ from a deadly snake :)

    Northern one-eyed trouser snake meets Brown Snake....

    Ewwwwww

    and

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
  • HinnyHinny Posts: 1,610
    Does that mean if he masturbates he can remove a bit of the venom that way?
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  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    and we have an update.... ;)

    http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/06/11/4506_local-news.html

    A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.

    "I thought I was gone," Cairns carpenter Daryl Zutt said of his now notorious encounter with a brown snake during a roadside toilet stop in remote Far North Queensland.

    "I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."

    When The Cairns Post revealed details of the bizarre encounter two weeks ago, the story attracted headlines worldwide.

    But the identity of the victim remained unknown until yesterday when Daryl Zutt came forward to tell how the brown snake took a near-fatal swipe as he relieved himself near Laura, 300km northwest of Cairns, on April 27.

    Mr Zutt and his mates were returning from a pig-hunting and fishing trip near Musgrave Station.

    "I squatted down … I reckon I must’ve nearly sat on his head," he said.

    "As soon as I felt it, I yelled.

    "It really hurt.

    "When it happened, I knew in the back of my mind it was a snake.

    "I seen him coming out from between my legs."

    He said he tried to remain calm as he inspected the damage.

    "He got me about halfway down," he said. "I saw fang marks and a bit of blood come out."

    Mr Zutt saw the snake, which he said looked like an eastern brown, slither under rocks.

    He alerted his mate and they drove to Lakeland to seek medical help.

    His friend called triple-0 to advise authorities of the bite.

    When he arrived at Lakeland, emergency services volunteers were waiting to help him.

    "I was nauseous and had pains in the stomach," Mr Zutt said.

    "I couldn’t talk properly.

    "I was tongue-tied."

    A paramedic treated Mr Zutt and took him to Cooktown Hospital.

    After a series of blood and urine tests, which confirmed he was not envenomated, he was discharged.

    He praised all staff who helped him, especially Dr Natasha Coventry and the hospital’s nurses.

    Mr Zutt said he had copped a ribbing from his mates but they knew full well "they could’ve been attending my funeral".

    "They’ve been saying things like ‘It was a trouser snake fight’ and ‘He (the snake) saw the competition and got scared’," he said.

    "Once they knew I was right, the jokes came out."

    He said he would still venture to the outback but there would be no more "running through the bush barefoot and pig-hunting".
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  • triangleman12triangleman12 Posts: 193
    vedder_soup wrote:
    and we have an update.... ;)

    http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/06/11/4506_local-news.html

    A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain

    EDIT: Lame penis joke deleted after rereading, joke didn't make sense, plus it was too long. :)
  • vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,861
    triangleman12 wrote:
    EDIT: Lame penis joke deleted after rereading, joke didn't make sense, plus it was too long. :)

    requests lame penis joke back so i can see if it really was lame... ;)
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    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    where are the pics?? :D

    Or dare I say it....the DICKS??
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  • yellowled24yellowled24 Posts: 3,118
    vedder_soup wrote:

    "I thought, ‘Maybe, this is it. Maybe, I’m gonna cark it’."
    I love the Aussie lingo.....
    "....and was very surprised to see that he didnt actually have a recipe for anus-ankle soup." - Big Ed
  • triangleman12triangleman12 Posts: 193
    vedder_soup wrote:
    and we have an update.... ;)

    http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2008/06/11/4506_local-news.html

    A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain

    ***Drum roll*** And now the lame penis joke in response to the above quoted . . . "Will a drunk hooker do the trick???"

    ps. The joke wasn't really "too long" like I posted, that was another penis joke :)
  • JeanieJeanie Posts: 9,446
    vedder_soup wrote:
    A MAN who was bitten on the penis by a deadly snake yesterday told how he used a cold rum can to soothe the pain while he rang his mother to say a final goodbye.

    Those bears know owta ave a good time!! :p
    NOPE!!!

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  • IndianSummerIndianSummer Posts: 854
    anyone read "platoon". there chris almost got bitten on the dick by a snake.
    I have faced it, A life wasted...

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