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Damn that must have been some bad beans and cabbage 
http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2008/09/25/wtf/doc48daf85e9b453597169566.txt
Charge dropped against man accused of passing gas
Thursday, September 25, 2008 3:42 PM CDT
By Associated Press
CHARLESTON, W. Va. -- A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.
The Kanawha County prosecutor’s office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz.
According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken to the police station for a breathalyzer test. Cruz denies fanning the gas and says his request to use a restroom when first arriving at the station was denied.
An assistant says Magistrate Jack Pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge Thursday.
Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.
http://www.pantagraph.com/articles/2008/09/25/wtf/doc48daf85e9b453597169566.txt
Charge dropped against man accused of passing gas
Thursday, September 25, 2008 3:42 PM CDT
By Associated Press
CHARLESTON, W. Va. -- A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.
The Kanawha County prosecutor’s office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz.
According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken to the police station for a breathalyzer test. Cruz denies fanning the gas and says his request to use a restroom when first arriving at the station was denied.
An assistant says Magistrate Jack Pauley signed a motion to dismiss the charge Thursday.
Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces driving under the influence and other charges.
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effing hilarious
To keep you clear of the sun
You've been burned more than once
You don't think much of trust
What about Holy Grail
"I'll Fart in your general direction" classic
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