can i get a macho combo burrito, a coke and an eighth?

normnorm Posts: 31,146
edited October 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,299
    Oh man!
    That would be the best burrito EVER! :D
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    Why can't this stuff happen to me?!:D
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
  • Dude#1: Shit dude. So what the fuck am I supposed to do while you're at work? Who am I gonna get my shit from? You know johnny's weed is fucking a step above catnip.

    Dude#2: What about Bobby? His shits good.

    Dude#1: Bobby?! That guy's fucking crazy. I've only been there once but he fucking frisked me, made me take off my shirt and pants to make sure I wasn't wired then started screaming at me that my tattoo was some sort of fucking government micro technology.

    Dude#2: Alright, alright. Fine, just come by my work. I'll hook you up. I'm working the drive in tonight so you'll have to go through there.

    Dude#1: Sweet. Thanks man. So...uh...what's the code word for when I get there?

    Dude#2: Code word? Why the fuck do you need a code word. Just tell me it's you.

    Dude#1: Come on man. We need to make a plan otherwise shit gets fucked up. What if someone with the same name as me goes up to the window and you think it's me?!

    Dude#2: I thought you said you only hung out with Bobby once you fucking weirdo. Whatever. Fine. Order a number eight. With a Diet coke. Nobody ever gets that shitty combo.

    Dude#1: I dunno dude. I don't like diet coke. What about a Fanta?

    Dude#2: Jesus christ. Yea, alright. get a fucking fanta. This is so stupid.

    Dude#1: Dude, this is a fucking sweet plan. What could possibly go wrong?
  • Dude#1: Shit dude. So what the fuck am I supposed to do while you're at work? Who am I gonna get my shit from? You know johnny's weed is fucking a step above catnip.

    Dude#2: What about Bobby? His shits good.

    Dude#1: Bobby?! That guy's fucking crazy. I've only been there once but he fucking frisked me, made me take off my shirt and pants to make sure I wasn't wired then started screaming at me that my tattoo was some sort of fucking government micro technology.

    Dude#2: Alright, alright. Fine, just come by my work. I'll hook you up. I'm working the drive in tonight so you'll have to go through there.

    Dude#1: Sweet. Thanks man. So...uh...what's the code word for when I get there?

    Dude#2: Code word? Why the fuck do you need a code word. Just tell me it's you.

    Dude#1: Come on man. We need to make a plan otherwise shit gets fucked up. What if someone with the same name as me goes up to the window and you think it's me?!

    Dude#2: I thought you said you only hung out with Bobby once you fucking weirdo. Whatever. Fine. Order a number eight. With a Diet coke. Nobody ever gets that shitty combo.

    Dude#1: I dunno dude. I don't like diet coke. What about a Fanta?

    Dude#2: Jesus christ. Yea, alright. get a fucking fanta. This is so stupid.

    Dude#1: Dude, this is a fucking sweet plan. What could possibly go wrong?
    classic
  • pretextpretext Posts: 1,294
    Dude#1: Shit dude. So what the fuck am I supposed to do while you're at work? Who am I gonna get my shit from? You know johnny's weed is fucking a step above catnip.

    Dude#2: What about Bobby? His shits good.

    Dude#1: Bobby?! That guy's fucking crazy. I've only been there once but he fucking frisked me, made me take off my shirt and pants to make sure I wasn't wired then started screaming at me that my tattoo was some sort of fucking government micro technology.

    Dude#2: Alright, alright. Fine, just come by my work. I'll hook you up. I'm working the drive in tonight so you'll have to go through there.

    Dude#1: Sweet. Thanks man. So...uh...what's the code word for when I get there?

    Dude#2: Code word? Why the fuck do you need a code word. Just tell me it's you.

    Dude#1: Come on man. We need to make a plan otherwise shit gets fucked up. What if someone with the same name as me goes up to the window and you think it's me?!

    Dude#2: I thought you said you only hung out with Bobby once you fucking weirdo. Whatever. Fine. Order a number eight. With a Diet coke. Nobody ever gets that shitty combo.

    Dude#1: I dunno dude. I don't like diet coke. What about a Fanta?

    Dude#2: Jesus christ. Yea, alright. get a fucking fanta. This is so stupid.

    Dude#1: Dude, this is a fucking sweet plan. What could possibly go wrong?

    genius.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    Dude#1: Shit dude. So what the fuck am I supposed to do while you're at work? Who am I gonna get my shit from? You know johnny's weed is fucking a step above catnip.

    Dude#2: What about Bobby? His shits good.

    Dude#1: Bobby?! That guy's fucking crazy. I've only been there once but he fucking frisked me, made me take off my shirt and pants to make sure I wasn't wired then started screaming at me that my tattoo was some sort of fucking government micro technology.

    Dude#2: Alright, alright. Fine, just come by my work. I'll hook you up. I'm working the drive in tonight so you'll have to go through there.

    Dude#1: Sweet. Thanks man. So...uh...what's the code word for when I get there?

    Dude#2: Code word? Why the fuck do you need a code word. Just tell me it's you.

    Dude#1: Come on man. We need to make a plan otherwise shit gets fucked up. What if someone with the same name as me goes up to the window and you think it's me?!

    Dude#2: I thought you said you only hung out with Bobby once you fucking weirdo. Whatever. Fine. Order a number eight. With a Diet coke. Nobody ever gets that shitty combo.

    Dude#1: I dunno dude. I don't like diet coke. What about a Fanta?

    Dude#2: Jesus christ. Yea, alright. get a fucking fanta. This is so stupid.

    Dude#1: Dude, this is a fucking sweet plan. What could possibly go wrong?


    nicely done! :D:D
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Beats the cheap plastic toy in a Happy Meal! :D
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