no, but a close family friend has just been sentenced to three life sentences [without a minimum!!!] despite sufficient evidence to create reasonable doubt that he didn't do it.
I've never even seen the inside of a police station. True.
Oh, wait. I have. I got paid a tenner as a student, to take part in an identity parade, up in the north east. It was either that or donate a sample at the local wank bank, for some easy cash.
I've only been to jail to visit clients on a few occasions. I also went on a tour of the Eddyville, KY maximum security penitentiary. I sat in the electric chair. It was prett wild. Eddyville prison is where the Sharon Stone prison movie was filmed. The one where her character was on death row. I can't remember the name of it.
While there we also visited death row and saw the prisoners on death row. Their common area was inside and fenced in so they were totally separate from the rest of the prison population. However, another attorney on the tour was allowed to talk through the fence with one of her clients.
We then went out into the prison yard and walked around in the midst of all of the prisoners. It was wild. I never imagined that we would be allowed to have such close contact. I kept a look out on the towers to make sure the guards were paying attention.
This was several years ago. I don't think the local judge is doing those tours any more. It was only for the local bar, and quite interesting.
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way it treats its animals. Ghandi
Just the dude that the cops caught pissing outside the ISS Dome before the Dusseldorf show
that was funny...the best was when the guy wth the new zealand flag runed from the "cops" too pee a few meters away...
Beavis : Is this Pearl Jam?
Butt-head: This guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.
Beavis: No, Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.
Butt-head: I heard these guys, like, came first and Pearl Jam ripped them off.
Beavis: No, Pearl Jam came first.
Butt-head: Well, they both suck.
I should have been arrested for peeing in public. We were at a Dave Matthews Band show at DTE in Clarkston MI and the line for the bathrooms was waaaaay to long so my buddy and I decided it would be a lot faster to Pee off this random little bridge thing thats there. keep in mine everyone walking to and from the bathrooms are walking by use while we do it. We did kind of play it off pretty well though we just unzipped and acted like we were standing against the rail. We even did the "HEY LOOK MOM NO HANDS!!!" bit. I thought for sure we were going to at very least be thrown out of the concert but we never got caught.
Shows:
San Diego 2003
Grand Rapids 2004
Grand Rapids 2006
Detroit 2006
Columbus 2010
I spent the night in jail. When I was young, I was a little stupid.
I was charged with Possession of a hand gun with intent to use.
It was only a Co2 Pellet gun with needle points. They break the skin and freakin hurt but they will not do any real harm.
I also grabbed my Brass knuckles.
It was b/c I got jumped by five guys and right after it happened i ran to my place around the corner grabbed it and went after them. By this time the cops were called, they were pulling up as I was running toward them. I saw the squad car and ditched it, then they tackled me and locked me up. Thank god I dropped it b/c they said they would have shot me.
I was super pissed for what they did to me and I wanted revenge. Ofcourse I was extremely wacked on Yagermiester and kind buds so that did not help.
They called my father b/c they new him as a local businessman and he would not come get me so the next day I called my mother and she got me out.
Dumb kid.
But.... I met some cool people when I had to do weekends picking up trash on the side of the road with the prisioners. lol.
Get em a Body Bag Yeeeeeaaaaa!
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
I spent a night in a hold cell but that's about it.
same here - twice!
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Haha.. well you know a thread about mischief I figured I would find you there
Not that I really take you for a criminal
I'm not
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
The Astoria??? Orgazmic!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
I was banged up for one night, when I was 18 for getting into a drunken fight with this giant guy who had been such a bully at school, a right knuckle head he was...I ducked and weaved like the best of 'em, then when I went for him this bastard copper grabbed and handcuffed me, and threw me in the back of his van...for my own safety I think! They let me sleep it off in the cell,..then the buggers charged me with causing an affray! I went to court, and my solicitor made this young cop look like a right dick head,...all charges failed. I mean how could this lovely, young, civilised boy cause an affray...shurely shome mishtake...? That was my one brush with the law.
I've been arrested/detained and questioned a few times, but I didn't do nothing....Also was sent to one of those 'scared straight' camps when I was a kid....Though, i'm a major pussy now..
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
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free farquharson!!
http://www.factbeforetheory.net
12 people may make the one decision but that doesn't make it right.
Free Rob Farquharson, wrongfully imprisoned!!
www.factbeforetheory.net
Oh, wait. I have. I got paid a tenner as a student, to take part in an identity parade, up in the north east. It was either that or donate a sample at the local wank bank, for some easy cash.
Ozzie is that you? I didn't know you were a PJ fan.
While there we also visited death row and saw the prisoners on death row. Their common area was inside and fenced in so they were totally separate from the rest of the prison population. However, another attorney on the tour was allowed to talk through the fence with one of her clients.
We then went out into the prison yard and walked around in the midst of all of the prisoners. It was wild. I never imagined that we would be allowed to have such close contact. I kept a look out on the towers to make sure the guards were paying attention.
This was several years ago. I don't think the local judge is doing those tours any more. It was only for the local bar, and quite interesting.
Butt-head: This guy makes faces like Eddie Vedder.
Beavis: No, Eddie Vedder makes faces like this guy.
Butt-head: I heard these guys, like, came first and Pearl Jam ripped them off.
Beavis: No, Pearl Jam came first.
Butt-head: Well, they both suck.
San Diego 2003
Grand Rapids 2004
Grand Rapids 2006
Detroit 2006
Columbus 2010
"With my own two hands I can change the world."
I was charged with Possession of a hand gun with intent to use.
It was only a Co2 Pellet gun with needle points. They break the skin and freakin hurt but they will not do any real harm.
I also grabbed my Brass knuckles.
It was b/c I got jumped by five guys and right after it happened i ran to my place around the corner grabbed it and went after them. By this time the cops were called, they were pulling up as I was running toward them. I saw the squad car and ditched it, then they tackled me and locked me up. Thank god I dropped it b/c they said they would have shot me.
I was super pissed for what they did to me and I wanted revenge. Ofcourse I was extremely wacked on Yagermiester and kind buds so that did not help.
They called my father b/c they new him as a local businessman and he would not come get me so the next day I called my mother and she got me out.
Dumb kid.
But.... I met some cool people when I had to do weekends picking up trash on the side of the road with the prisioners. lol.
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
How did I guess that???
I was found not guilty at my trial though
Charlotte 03
Asheville 04
Atlanta 12
Greenville 16, Columbia 16
Seattle 18
Nashville 22
Ohana Festival 24 x2
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Haha.. well you know a thread about mischief I figured I would find you there
Not that I really take you for a criminal
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
AHHHHH! Now I want to know what you did!
You wouldn't believe the hi jinx we got up to in Verona
No that Helen is a good egg, no law breaking for her!!!
the South Bend Police in Indiana didn't take too kindly to us New Yorkers driving through their state with some Mary Jane..
2005 - 9/15, 9/16, 9/30, 10/1, 10/3
2006 - 5/5, 5/12, 5/13, 5/27, 5/28, 5/30, 6/1, 6/3, 6/23, 7/22, 7/23, 12/2
2007 - 6/27, 8/3
2008 - 6/14, 6/19, 6/20, 6/22, 6/24, 6/25, 6/27, 6/28, 6/30, 7/1
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
Sure Helen. That's what they all say!
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Hell yes.!!!
Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me