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AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

I had a 6lb 2oz baby boy named Sean Aidan and Arnold Schwarzenneger is the daddy :eek:
"...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
"Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
6-01-06
6/25/08
Free Speedy
and Metsy!
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  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have had that one-night gay sex stand with the neighbor's son! I can only hope that the test is inaccurate somehow...
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    I somehow had a 7lb. 2 oz. girl named Hannah Caitlin Hogg. on christmas!


    Boss Hogg is the dad! :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    I somehow had a 7lb. 2 oz. girl named Hannah Caitlin Hogg. on christmas!


    Boss Hogg is the dad! :D
    oh yeah I had my baby on X-mas too! They have nice names, Hannah Caitlin is pretty

    I re-picked the daddy four times! :D Apparently neither Derek Jeter nor John Rzeznik are choices! Hee hee
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • OffHeGoes29OffHeGoes29 Posts: 1,240
    I had a 14 lbs 8 oz girl, and the dad is Jessie Jackson.
    BRING BACK THE WHALE
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    OffHeGoes29 wrote:
    I had a 14 lbs 8 oz girl, and the dad is Jessie Jackson.
    14 lbs :eek:
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    wtf??? :eek: :D
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Allie wrote:
    oh yeah I had my baby on X-mas too! They have nice names, Hannah Caitlin is pretty

    I re-picked the daddy four times! :D Apparently neither Derek Jeter nor John Rzeznik are choices! Hee hee
    nope he is on the DL :D and your yanks are losing to KC right now :)
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    nope he is on the DL :D and your yanks are losing to KC right now :)
    you mean the disabled list? Not 'the down low' DL :eek: !!

    Not yet, is he? Is it official

    and yeah, I know :(
    bogus
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Allie wrote:
    you mean the disabled list? Not 'the down low' DL :eek: !!

    Not yet, is he? Is it official

    and yeah, I know :(
    bogus
    yeah he is gonna be back saturday to get his ass whooped by the sox :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    yeah he is gonna be back saturday to get his ass whooped by the sox :D
    as if! not my baby daddy! (thread integrity) ;)
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    So it told me I wasn't preggos, but that I should retest, because it was probably wrong. hahaha..

    So I did, and I had a boy, 14lbs 10oz! Holy hell!

    His name is Gavin Tyler Herman, because.....


    (and this is the worst part....)

    His dad is Peewee Herman!!! oh christ!
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Ralph Nader Is The Daddy Of My Baby Girl!!! :eek:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • AllieAllie Posts: 2,908
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Ralph Nader Is The Daddy Of My Baby Girl!!! :eek:
    LOL, maybe Ed can be the Godfather then! :)
    "...like a word misplaced, nothing said, what a waste.."
    "Sometimes life should be consumed in measured doses"
    6-01-06
    6/25/08
    Free Speedy
    and Metsy!
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    my gf has a 12.5 lbs baby girl, by the mailman. her name catlin kate mailman
    nice.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • PearlsGirlPearlsGirl Posts: 257
    So, it is true guys, absolutely 110% true. Hilary Clinton isn't gettin' any ass from Bill (not because it's a punishment dating back to Monica) because he is the father of my child. Yes, yes, my daughter, Melissa Jade Clinton.
    Don't let the world bring you down, not everyone here is that fucked up and cold. Remember why you came and while you're alive, experience the warmth before you grow old.

    Best two days of my life: Oasis at MSG and Pearl Jam at the Gorge.
  • Medicated-GeniusMedicated-Genius Posts: 359
    Good god, I am going to have an 11 lb 8oz grey eyed, blonde haired baby girl. And guess who the Daddy is.............. Janet Reno!!!

    I do have the option of pickin another baby daddy........... lets see.......Fabio..... the neighbours 18 yr old kid....... bill clinton.......... I wonder when Maynard will step up to the plate. Sigh
  • justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
    it said i had no baby on board. :(
    mean people suck!
    but nice people sw****w

  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    Fuck, I was apparently raped, as the father of my child is Dick Cheney. Or maybe, just maybe, my daughter is a modern day Luke Skywalker to take her evil father down!
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    sweet. my boy's dad is....the POPE! I'm a guy, so that kinda makes sense.
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