both of those unappealing things go hand in hand no ,you snort some blow and then the next day you pick dried up left overs :eek: holy disgusting shit i tell ya ....i think i will hold off from chinese this week ..:(..
The fact that it's just for the week cracks me the hell up!!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
In my first trip to Asia I found it disgusting...but after 3 months there I started to like it and became one of them
j/k...
The Chinese don't represent everything of Asia. We, in Thailand, don't do shit like that. Well, We're actually worse than that, especially with old farmer folks. What they do is spit chewing tobaccos in front you. It's not black tar either, it's red. Hard to explain what it is other than tobacco. Anyways, it looks disgusting too :eek:
Some fella sitting opposite me in this internet cafe just hawked one up and spat it on the floor.
I thought they were bad in Korea, but over there it was mainly old people who hawked up lugers in public. But over here they're all at it.
I propose a Beijing Olymipcs hawking championships. These fuckers need a bigger audience.
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.
95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
references: Bananas, Toyota Prius, Michelle Branch, California Roll, Johnny Damon, Kristen Kreuk, 40% of Vancouver’s population
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.
95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
references: Bananas, Toyota Prius, Michelle Branch, California Roll, Johnny Damon, Kristen Kreuk, 40% of Vancouver’s population
Being jealous of Asian women? nah, please exclude me from that list.
As for going out with an Asian guy ( who kinda looks like Bruce Lee ) then do count me in, only if he is a rebel and rejects his own tradition and culture.
Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
wow thats pretty racist.
I married an asian woman and do not regret it (any more than the next guy-hahahahahahah)
I don't and here's why: If Mr. Long Nails is using his nail for blow, what are the odds that he will leave any residue that will make it into your meal?!? Slim to none. That shit's too expensive. On the other hand (or pinky for this discussion) if he's digging for gold I wouldn't be surprised at all if a couple of 24 karat flakes ended up in your Moo Goo Gai Pan. In fact. after reading this thread, I'm starting to fear just what the "Goo" in the Moo Goo is!!! :eek:
That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking picking is a lot more frequent. Without discretion. And the nail goes into the nostril and digs at the goooey foreign substance without thought.
Coke is powder and the nail doesn't get boogs and hairs stuck to it. Most coke wouldn't stick to a clean dry nail for "drop ins" later.
I'd rather think my cook or chef was dabbling in drugs than in body crevices.
Being jealous of Asian women? nah, please exclude me from that list.
As for going out with an Asian guy ( who kinda looks like Bruce Lee ) then do count me in, only if he is a rebel and rejects his own tradition and culture.
Yeah totally true, most Asians in America are more like "Americans" than anything. It's funny when I visit family at homeland, they think I'm American not "Asian"
That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking picking is a lot more frequent. Without discretion. And the nail goes into the nostril and digs at the goooey foreign substance without thought.
Coke is powder and the nail doesn't get boogs and hairs stuck to it. Most coke wouldn't stick to a clean dry nail for "drop ins" later.
I'd rather think my cook or chef was dabbling in drugs than in body crevices.
so next week when i go to my fav chinese take out i will have to look at the cooks nails to see if he is sporting a longeeeeeee :eek: no matter what that nail is used for it's still revolting damm i'm yucked out .....
so next week when i go to my fav chinese take out i will have to look at the cooks nails to see if he is sporting a longeeeeeee :eek: no matter what that nail is used for it's still revolting damm i'm yucked out .....
Yeah. It has yucked me out before.
But now you will start seeing a lot more of them now that you are going to be taking notice.
I just took some chicken out of my freezer. Since moving I haven't been cooking all that much as the kitchen and stove are both small and the stove is electric so I fear f*ing up a lot of food and I've been eating more Asian than usual.
Til today.
Game over.
(I doubt I'll last much longer than you. There are gross people everywhere. Unfortunately.
Picking ones nose doesn't make one dirty. I guess. I would just hope they wash frequently...YUCK!)
Yeah totally true, most Asians in America are more like "Americans" than anything. It's funny when I visit family at homeland, they think I'm American not "Asian"
it's cool, i agree with this. probably the same thing will happen to me when i get back to Russia for holidays, i'd be considered English girl. so in the end that means i won't be "accepted" by both countries.
But now you will start seeing a lot more of them now that you are going to be taking notice.
I just took some chicken out of my freezer. Since moving I haven't been cooking all that much as the kitchen and stove are both small and the stove is electric so I fear f*ing up a lot of food and I've been eating more Asian than usual.
Til today.
Game over.
(I doubt I'll last much longer than you. There are gross people everywhere. Unfortunately.
Picking ones nose doesn't make one dirty. I guess. I would just hope they wash frequently...YUCK!)
well since we are on the topic of chinese food ....
'In preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing, the Chinese government said Wednesday it would introduce a new code of conduct for its citizens: no slurping of soup, no trying to push to the front of lines and, most of all, absolutely no spitting.'
'Millions of brochures are being sent out to persuade individuals that spitting is unhygienic, paper sanitary bags with the Chinese symbol for "mucus" are being distributed on public transport for people to spit into and anyone found spitting onto the sidewalk will have to either clean up the mess or cough up an on-the-spot fine of 50 yuan, the equivalent of about €5.'
The slurping thing is also disgusting. They do that in Korea aswell. They suck the noodles out of the bowl. It's fucking horrible. Perfectly acceptable here though. I don't think I'll ever get used to the slurping and spitting, proper English gent that I am!
The slurping thing is also disgusting. They do that in Korea aswell. They suck the noodles out of the bowl. It's fucking horrible. Perfectly acceptable here though. I don't think I'll ever get used to the slurping and spitting, proper English gent that I am!
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Verona??? it's all surmountable
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Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
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Well, We're actually worse than that, especially with old farmer folks. What they do is spit chewing tobaccos in front you. It's not black tar either, it's red. Hard to explain what it is other than tobacco. Anyways, it looks disgusting too :eek:
Serioulsy, again some lad just hawked one next to me in this internet cafe and leant over his chair and flobbed it on the floor. It makes me wonder what these fuckers could do to disgust someone over here?!?! I may take a crap on the floor in this place and see if I get any reaction.
Serioulsy, again some lad just hawked one next to me in this internet cafe and leant over his chair and flobbed it on the floor. It makes me wonder what these fuckers could do to disgust someone over here?!?! I may take a crap on the floor in this place and see if I get any reaction.
Serioulsy, again some lad just hawked one next to me in this internet cafe and leant over his chair and flobbed it on the floor. It makes me wonder what these fuckers could do to disgust someone over here?!?! I may take a crap on the floor in this place and see if I get any reaction.
holy spitzer do they hose the whole damm city down at night dirty turds ...
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The fact that it's just for the week cracks me the hell up!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
it's called diversity
"Stuff White People Like"
#11 Asian Girls
January 20, 2008 by mylosh
Please note that this is one area where white women are exempt from, but they should be exempt from other things such as voting and participation in Division 1 sports.
95% of white males have at one point in their lives, experienced yellow fever. Many factors have contributed to this phenomenon such as guilt from head taxes, internment camps, dropping the Nuclear bomb and the Viet Nam War . This exchange works both ways as asian girls have a tendency to go for white guys. (White girls never go for asian guys. Bruce Lee and Paul Kariya’s dad are the only recorded instances in modern history). Asian girls often to do this to get back at their strict traditional fathers. There is also the option of dating black guys, but they know deep down that this would give their non-english speaking grandmother(s) a heart attack.
White men love asian women so much that they will go to extremes such as stating that Sandra Oh is sexy, teaching English in Asia, playing in a coed volleyball league, or attending institutions such as UBC or UCLA (please note that both schools’ colors of “blue” and “yellow” are intentional also the “A” in “UCLA” stand for “Asian” while the “B” in “UBC” stands for “Billion” try and figure out what the rest of the letters stand for). Another factor that draws white guys to asian women is that white women are jealous of them.
Take for instance the fact that asian women well into their 30s and 40s retain teen / college girl looks without the help of botox, yoga or a trendy diet (future posts). Asian women also avoid key white women characteristics such as having a mid life crisis, divorce, and hobbies that don’t involve taking care of the children (also future posts). Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybrids that are atheistically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybrids often act white rather than asian.
references: Bananas, Toyota Prius, Michelle Branch, California Roll, Johnny Damon, Kristen Kreuk, 40% of Vancouver’s population
that makes four but i'm sure there's a few more
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
Being jealous of Asian women? nah, please exclude me from that list.
As for going out with an Asian guy ( who kinda looks like Bruce Lee ) then do count me in, only if he is a rebel and rejects his own tradition and culture.
wow thats pretty racist.
I married an asian woman and do not regret it (any more than the next guy-hahahahahahah)
That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking picking is a lot more frequent. Without discretion. And the nail goes into the nostril and digs at the goooey foreign substance without thought.
Coke is powder and the nail doesn't get boogs and hairs stuck to it. Most coke wouldn't stick to a clean dry nail for "drop ins" later.
I'd rather think my cook or chef was dabbling in drugs than in body crevices.
EV- 08/09,10/2008.06/08,09/2009
so next week when i go to my fav chinese take out i will have to look at the cooks nails to see if he is sporting a longeeeeeee :eek: no matter what that nail is used for it's still revolting damm i'm yucked out .....
Yeah. It has yucked me out before.
But now you will start seeing a lot more of them now that you are going to be taking notice.
I just took some chicken out of my freezer. Since moving I haven't been cooking all that much as the kitchen and stove are both small and the stove is electric so I fear f*ing up a lot of food and I've been eating more Asian than usual.
Til today.
Game over.
(I doubt I'll last much longer than you. There are gross people everywhere. Unfortunately.
Picking ones nose doesn't make one dirty. I guess. I would just hope they wash frequently...YUCK!)
it's cool, i agree with this. probably the same thing will happen to me when i get back to Russia for holidays, i'd be considered English girl. so in the end that means i won't be "accepted" by both countries.
Don't worry! I'm sure the high temperatures that they cook the food at will kill all of the germs associated with the common boog.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
well since we are on the topic of chinese food ....
http://wcbstv.com/topstories/garlic.Chinese.food.2.247158.html
http://www.facebook.com/jennytree
SMELL YER MA!
Nah, English. My Grandad hailed out of Waterford though.
The slurping thing is also disgusting. They do that in Korea aswell. They suck the noodles out of the bowl. It's fucking horrible. Perfectly acceptable here though. I don't think I'll ever get used to the slurping and spitting, proper English gent that I am!
Verona??? it's all surmountable
Dublin 23.08.06 "The beauty of Ireland, right there!"
Wembley? We all believe!
Copenhagen?? your light made us stars
Chicago 07? And love
What a different life
Had I not found this love with you
:eek:
What are your thoughts on post #35?
I concur!
turn that cam on then!!!!!!
holy spitzer do they hose the whole damm city down at night dirty turds ...