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Ron Jeremy sentenced to death??!?!?

ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • pjtradekingpjtradeking Posts: 4,045
    Byrnzie wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7239099.stm


    HAHAHAHA!!!

    Best post of the day imho!! :D
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Byrnzie wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7239099.stm


    Who is Ron Jeremy?
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Who is Ron Jeremy?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_jeremy
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Who is Ron Jeremy?

    :eek: Blasphemer!
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiwNhizdwT8
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Ron Jeremy once tried to commit suicide!!!! he got totally smashed one night and put a shotgun to his mouth and pulled the trigger... well he thought it was a shotgun.. and thats how he discovered his unusual party trick :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,176
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Who is Ron Jeremy?

    why do all the women say that?

    You might know him as the hedgehog
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    I met the man himself a few years ago on London Bridge during a big demonstration against George Bush visiting London. It was the highlight of my day. :)
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    Ron Jeremy once tried to commit suicide!!!! he got totally smashed one night and put a shotgun to his mouth and pulled the trigger... well he thought it was a shotgun.. and thats how he discovered his unusual party trick :)
    If you read the wikipedia page, it says he can't put his "shotgun" in his mouth any more, he can only kiss the muzzle. Too much of a belly now :p
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    If you read the wikipedia page, it says he can't put his "shotgun" in his mouth any more, he can only kiss the muzzle. Too much of a belly now :p

    i didnt say this happened last week in my totally made up story... it happened back in 78... ;)

    yeah he has a big gut :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_jeremy


    Ewww, what a disgusting man!!! Why would he out of all people be a porn star? GROSS...
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    i didnt say this happened last week in my totally made up story... it happened back in 78... ;)

    yeah he has a big gut :D
    I wasn't saying you were lying in this made up story ;) I was merely commenting that, lamentably, he cannot make this mistake these days. Bugger needs to try out that yogalates crap.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Jeremy1012Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Ewww, what a disgusting man!!! Why would he out of all people be a porn star? GROSS...
    His little Ronnie is supposedly about twice the size of the average mere mortal man's.

    Also, I hear he used to be quite a handsome chap in his younger days.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,176
    in_hiding79 wrote:
    Ewww, what a disgusting man!!! Why would he out of all people be a porn star? GROSS...

    length and girth
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Beautiful women secretly fantasise about big hairy blokes with enormous tackle. I know this.
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Beautiful women secretly fantasise about big hairy blokes with enormous tackle. I know this.

    :D
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Beautiful women secretly fantasise about big hairy blokes with enormous tackle. I know this.


    like this guy?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Dunk, your googling skills are commendable.
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    dunkman wrote:
    like this guy?


    or this guy?
  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Beautiful women secretly fantasise about big hairy blokes with enormous tackle. I know this.


    YUCK, I can't believe he is a Porn Star, he looks like he smells bad ( I know that Porn Stars are pretty nasty, but still this guy is gross)...as for what he does/did for a living, he must be HUGE because that is the ONLY way he got that job!! :eek:
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • PJPixiePJPixie Posts: 3,026
    Ha ah all, he has something in common with all of us.....HE IS A PEARL JAM FAN!! I've seen him at about 3 or 4 different Pearl Jam shows!!
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  • in_hiding79in_hiding79 Posts: 4,315
    PJPixie wrote:
    Ha ah all, he has something in common with all of us.....HE IS A PEARL JAM FAN!! I've seen him at about 3 or 4 different Pearl Jam shows!!

    Really? Good taste in music at least! :D
    And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...,"
    "What a stupid lamb."
    "What a sick, masochistic lion."
  • __ Posts: 6,651
    PJPixie wrote:
    Ha ah all, he has something in common with all of us.....HE IS A PEARL JAM FAN!! I've seen him at about 3 or 4 different Pearl Jam shows!!

    Maybe he's on this board... :D
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    scb wrote:
    Maybe he's on this board... :D


    now that is what we should really be talking about here!!!

    if he were a PIT member, what would be his screen name?

    how about JeremyStrokedIN ?
    Peace, Love.

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  • aNiMaLaNiMaL Posts: 7,117
    Byrnzie wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7239099.stm
    Hahaha, that guy totally looks like Rom Jeremy! I have always thought that about that picture. :D
  • ByrnzieByrnzie Posts: 21,037
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Beautiful women secretly fantasise about big hairy blokes with enormous tackle. I know this.

    I wonder if Brian Blessed could have been a porn star in another incarnation?

    http://www.theyakshack.co.uk/images/articles/blessed/blessed9.jpg
  • Sian-of-the-deadSian-of-the-dead Posts: 8,963
    Ron Jeremy, Tera Patrick, Bianca Beauchamp and Russ Meyer = Legends

    :cool:
    Been to this many PJ shows: Reading 2006 London 2007 Manchester & London 2009 Dublin, Belfast, London, Nijmegen & Berlin 2010 Manchester 1 & Manchester 2 2012...

    ... and I still think Drive-By Truckers are better.
  • KosmicJelliKosmicJelli Posts: 1,855
    Byrnzie wrote:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7239099.stm

    OMG havent laughed that hard in a awhile...
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Too funny :D
  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Also, I hear he used to be quite a handsome chap in his younger days.

    http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200710/20071029ho_jeremy.1_500.jpg
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
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