major event to do before you die

comebackwoman

Hold a panda cub
Swim with dolphins
Go on safari
Cruise around the Greek isles
Give tim his 25th birthday present

Zoso

safari in kenya!
a white xmas
live with her

FinsburyParkCarrots

I will get abducted by aliens, who decide I deserve to have my IQ upped to 500,000. The world's press know I've been abducted, because by this point I'm a famous rock star, and they're all sneering a bit at what I will "know" in the time I'm away. However, all the world's media have their cameras pointed at the sky hoping that my hosts' UFO's invisibility cloak slips on touchdown. To them, I suddenly appear in a field of nothing, surrounded by a forcefield to protect me from government snipers fearful I know all their secrets. I go straight to a lecture hall, and begin in front of academics, press and assorted luminaries:

"The answer to uncertainty theory can only be answered by realising elements well beyond our understanding. That matter at the root of certainty, the atomic crux, is composed of similar energy to all originative being: it is the camera built before the object or subject, a kind of pre-organic consciousness that identifies itself mysteriously by its flashlight take on life, an energy that not quite parasitically but mimetically nonetheless bolts onto cognitive processes and synapses of the brain, and which survives beyond the physical death of brain matter ...."

Then I can die, just as I explain the material basis of spirit, and the scientific proof of the divine godhead.




Failing that, I'll probably be happy to die on the toilet after the most massive shit ever, that causes roadblocks and seismic dizziness in sheep three hundred miles away.

small town beck

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

I will get abducted by aliens, who decide I deserve to have my IQ upped to 500,000. The world's press know I've been abducted, because by this point I'm a famous rock star, and they're all sneering a bit at what I will "know" in the time I'm away. However, all the world's media have their cameras pointed at the sky hoping that my hosts' UFO's invisibility cloak slips on touchdown. To them, I suddenly appear in a field of nothing, surrounded by a forcefield to protect me from government snipers fearful I know all their secrets. I go straight to a lecture hall, and begin in front of academics, press and assorted luminaries:

"The answer to uncertainty theory can only be answered by realising elements well beyond our understanding. That matter at the root of certainty, the atomic crux, is composed of similar energy to all originative being: it is the camera built before the object or subject, a kind of pre-organic consciousness that identifies itself mysteriously by its flashlight take on life, an energy that not quite parasitically but mimetically nonetheless bolts onto cognitive processes and synapses of the brain, and which survives beyond the physical death of brain matter ...."

Then I can die, just as I explain the material basis of spirit, and the scientific proof of the divine godhead.




Failing that, I'll probably be happy to die on the toilet after the most massive shit ever, that causes roadblocks and seismic dizziness in sheep three hundred miles away.

Well mine looks rather unimaginative now

Lostdoggie

FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:

I will get abducted by aliens, who decide I deserve to have my IQ upped to 500,000. The world's press know I've been abducted, because by this point I'm a famous rock star, and they're all sneering a bit at what I will "know" in the time I'm away. However, all the world's media have their cameras pointed at the sky hoping that my hosts' UFO's invisibility cloak slips on touchdown. To them, I suddenly appear in a field of nothing, surrounded by a forcefield to protect me from government snipers fearful I know all their secrets. I go straight to a lecture hall, and begin in front of academics, press and assorted luminaries:

"The answer to uncertainty theory can only be answered by realising elements well beyond our understanding. That matter at the root of certainty, the atomic crux, is composed of similar energy to all originative being: it is the camera built before the object or subject, a kind of pre-organic consciousness that identifies itself mysteriously by its flashlight take on life, an energy that not quite parasitically but mimetically nonetheless bolts onto cognitive processes and synapses of the brain, and which survives beyond the physical death of brain matter ...."

Then I can die, just as I explain the material basis of spirit, and the scientific proof of the divine godhead.




Failing that, I'll probably be happy to die on the toilet after the most massive shit ever, that causes roadblocks and seismic dizziness in sheep three hundred miles away.

This might be the best post I have ever read. I too fear I will die on the shitter.

LONGRD

devote myself to something meaningful in life.

not sure what that is but when i have it,
i'm going to put all my heart and soul to it.

Fahka

1. See a pearl jam concert on another continent ( my dream would be south america)


god and so many more.. i dunno jesus! quite a thought ..

bernmodi

- Take a look at Mount Everest (from Basecamp or so)
- Ride the Siberian Railway from Moscow to Peking
- Climb some peaks in the alps
- see a PJ show with my children
- become a grandma (not too soon I hope!)

Zoso

comebackgirl wrote:

Hold a panda cub
Swim with dolphins
Go on safari
Cruise around the Greek isles
Give tim his 25th birthday present

a wedding and to make her happy forever.
the present won't be bad either

Hinny

Attend a World Cup final
Have a book published
See PJ across 6 continents (3 down, 3 to go!)
Set foot on Antarctica
Do the Trans-Siberian train ride

Jeanie

The great road trip around Australia. (looking less likely the way petrol prices are going. :( )

Meeting Prince Charming and living happily ever after for a few years. (I'm not greedy, it don't have to be forever, but we do have to be happy for a while and he does have to be a prince amongst men. )

See PJ in America ~ well follow them around the world on tour (but that's not likely) so Seattle would be perfect.

Own my own home.

Adopt a horse with feathers.

See my musical open on Broadway.

Have my book published and actually make money.

See the sun come up over the Pyramids, walk the Great Wall, stroll the French Quarter in New Orleans, stand atop Machu Pichu, conquer the Kokoda Track. There's more but I can't think of them all now and besides this list is getting too damn long.

illegal pants

can i just borrow your list Jeanie?

i'd love to see some gigs overseas muchly right now

ladygooddiva

that this count visiting seattle and parting over there even when by the time i am 60 or older:p

Jeanie

illegal pants wrote:

can i just borrow your list Jeanie?

i'd love to see some gigs overseas muchly right now

Sure! But you gotta find your own prince! I don't share!

lalalalaaaaaaaa

Whizbang wrote:

dude, I just went sky diving with my dad last weekend. We're going again in the fall....you interested????

YUP. We can prolly convince a few others in the union to do it too.

illegal pants

Jeanie wrote:

Sure! But you gotta find your own prince! I don't share!

LMAO ok safe to say that'll be the only exception :eek:

decides2dream

-hug a koala in australia
-see the aurora borealis
-pyramids in egypt
-greece!
-lots more travel

CityMouse

decides2dream wrote:

-hug a koala in australia
-see the aurora borealis
-pyramids in egypt
-greece!
-lots more travel

you have to be careful with those koalas...trust me...

decides2dream

CityMouse wrote:

you have to be careful with those koalas...trust me...

my mother did it, comebackgirl did it, countless others. i know what it's about and it still is definitely a biggie on my list, thanks.

CityMouse

decides2dream wrote:

my mother did it, comebackgirl did it, countless others. i know what it's about and it still is definitely a biggie on my list, thanks.

Oh I know people do it all the time..
but you get one koala with a nasty streak...:)