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The Official 'Virtual Smoke!' thread.

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited April 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Inspired by the 'Do you smoke pot?' thread, which reminded me just how much I'd like a smoke, but just how difficult it is to get one.

So light one up for me someone and chuck it this way, let's see if we can't drop our anxious shoulders and relax!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Awesome! Pass it this way :D

    *puff puff*
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Awesome! Pass it this way :D

    *puff puff*

    *giggle*

    Dude... is that a Muntjack deer?

    *points*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    puff puff give all.....:o


    still at work mark, but i'll make sure to get you right later this evening....;) :)
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    *giggle*

    Dude... is that a Muntjack deer?

    *points*
    Nah, s'a hippo......

    Got any crisps?
    A human being that was given to fly.

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    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Nah, s'a hippo......

    Got any crisps?

    The munchies already??
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    The munchies already??
    Hey dude.... you're the one seeing hippo's n shit :rolleyes: :p
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    If there was a reason, it was you.

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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    Hey dude.... you're the one seeing hippo's n shit :rolleyes: :p

    No I said Muntjack deer.. you said Hippo.

    *puff, puff, pass*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    No I said Muntjack deer.. you said Hippo.

    *puff*

    Hey! It goes puff puff pass. Quit bogarting that J. Shit, nigga get himself killed fo fuckin' up the rotation.

    Just hit the ol' bongo myself. Woo-hoo!
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hey! It goes puff puff pass. Quit bogarting that J. Shit, nigga get himself killed fo fuckin' up the rotation.

    Just hit the ol' bongo myself. Woo-hoo!

    Edited.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    Will this thread get me in trouble in a drugs test?
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Will this thread get me in trouble in a drugs test?

    Only when the drugs test goes Virtual!

    2010....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Only when the drugs test goes Virtual!

    2010....

    cool I have 2 years yet then.

    *puff*
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    cool I have 2 years yet then.

    *puff*

    It's puff puff pass! :rolleyes:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It's puff puff pass! :rolleyes:

    Sorry!

    I do apologise my smoking etiquette's not up to your standards :)
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    Sorry!

    I do apologise my smoking etiquette's not up to your standards :)

    It's OK, I only know because I was shouted at for the same thing a few posts up..

    I just wanted to protect you from the same social feux pas I committed. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It's OK, I only know because I was shouted at for the same thing a few posts up..

    I just wanted to protect you from the same social feux pas I committed. :)

    Tis quite alright.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    It's OK, I only know because I was shouted at for the same thing a few posts up..

    I just wanted to protect you from the same social feux pas I committed. :)

    I take it you haven't seen the movie, "Friday".
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  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I take it you haven't seen the movie, "Friday".

    Ha... no, should I?

    *puuuuuuff...... puff..... pass*

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

    Sorry, that was deep.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Ha... no, should I?

    *puuuuuuff...... puff..... pass*

    hahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

    Sorry, that was deep.

    It's basically the inner-city version of a Cheech and Chong movie. But you should only watch it if you are really holding because it will make you want to smoke A LOT!

    puff puff pass
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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    eyedclaar wrote:
    It's basically the inner-city version of a Cheech and Chong movie. But you should only watch it if you are really holding because it will make you want to smoke A LOT!

    puff puff pass
    Ahhhh Cheech and Chong..... Nostalgia..... :)


    *puff puff pass*
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    If there was a reason, it was you.

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  • surfanddestroysurfanddestroy Posts: 2,786
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I take it you haven't seen the movie, "Friday".

    I like that film for some reason.
    Astoria 20/04/06, Leeds 25/08/06, Prague 22/09/06, Wembley 18/06/07,
    Dusseldorf 21/06/07, Manchester 17/08/09, London 18/08/09, LA 06/10/09, LA 07/10/09.

    Ain't gonna be any middle anymore.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    surfanddestroy wrote:
    I like that film for some reason.

    Probably the oscar worthy performances and complex plot line...
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  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Probably the oscar worthy performances and complex plot line...

    Or 'pot' line. Bwahaha. I'm so funny! :o;)

    Another post down the drain.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Or 'pot' line. Bwahaha. I'm so funny! :o;)

    Another post down the drain.

    In all honesty, I had already typed the exact same joke but then I deleted it and started over. Bravo! You are braver than I!
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