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harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
well, something very boring. Help me find a suitable simile.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    have you been in the porch recently?
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    have you been in the porch recently?

    Yeah. Boring. Tour, tour, tour, tour, tour, bitch, moan..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    The pit tonight is about as boring as a colorblind carebear...

    hmmn, yeah sorry...


    the pit tonight is about as boring as a nun's strip tease.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    Hey! what do you got against the horny nuns?? :p:D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedpersephone wrote:
    the pit tonight is about as boring as a nun's strip tease.

    Really? Funny, I heard the monks found that pretty interesting. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • markymark550markymark550 Columbia, SC Posts: 5,158
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    well, something very boring. Help me find a suitable simile.
    hmmm....maybe, "The Pit tonight is about as boring as an impotent man's night without viagra."????
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Really? Funny, I heard the monks found that pretty interesting. :)
    I went to catechism for about a month back when i was nine...if I ever had lesbian tendencies they were scarred from me by Sister Guadalupe Asuncia...

    to even THINK of her naked will still require me to drink a full quart of gin from a fucking baby bottle and curl up under at least 3 sweaters and two quilts...


    so...you know, horny does come to mind with her - but horny like the toad.


    latent lesbian tendencies were reawakened by the beautifully tragic figure of Helena Bonham Carter...
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • SpunkieSpunkie i come from downtown. Posts: 6,681
    The pit tonight is about as boring as you.
  • DOSWDOSW Posts: 2,014
    tish wrote:
    The pit tonight is about as boring as you.

    More like as boring as your mom last night....

    That's right, I went there. :D
    It's a town full of losers and I'm pulling out of here to win
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    DOSW wrote:
    More like as boring as your mom last night....
    dont even remind me! what a waste of 15 bucks! :D
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    dont even remind me! what a waste of 15 bucks! :D
    a dollar a year? is that what you pay whipper schnapper??


    dude, there is a "recession" on - you dont even get a good turkey fondle for 15 bucks.


    cheapskate.
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    failedpersephone wrote:
    a dollar a year? is that what you pay whipper schnapper??


    dude, there is a "recession" on - you dont even get a good turkey fondle for 15 bucks.


    cheapskate.
    im not even gonna ask what a turkey fondle is :o
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,189
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    well, something very boring. Help me find a suitable simile.

    the old standbys....

    Boring as watching paint dry. Boring as watching grass grow. Boring as my similes :D.
    If I had known then what I know now...

    Vegas 93, Vegas 98, Vegas 00 (10 year show), Vegas 03, Vegas 06
    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    ... as boring as a message pit full of pissed off East Coast Americans who didn't get their tickets.


    *runs*



    :D
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    as boring as trying to think of something to post so that i can get to 5,000!!

    i should be watching the news. :p
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • FinsburyParkCarrotsFinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    olderman wrote:
    as boring as trying to think of something to post so that i can get to 5,000!!

    i should be watching the news. :p


    Get into an argument on A Moving Train with some mental defective. That'll boost your count fast, if you don't get permabanned at post 4,999! :D
  • oldermanolderman Posts: 1,765
    FinsburyParkCarrots wrote:
    Get into an argument on A Moving Train with some mental defective. That'll boost your count fast, if you don't get permabanned at post 4,999! :D

    LOL!! "permabanned"

    fucking funny shit
    Down the street you can hear her scream youre a disgrace
    As she slams the door in his drunken face
    And now he stands outside
    And all the neighbours start to gossip and drool
    He cries oh, girl you must be mad,
    What happened to the sweet love you and me had?
    Against the door he leans and starts a scene,
    And his tears fall and burn the garden green
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    The pit tonight is about as boring as... being nailed to a wall and being made to count dust particles.

    The pit tonight is about as boring as a boring conference on some exciting new development in the world of accountancy.

    The pit tonight is about as boring as a hermit's disco
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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