Anyone drinking tonight?

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  • TrixieCat
    TrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    dunkman wrote:
    the hostess with the mostess..

    was that Bruce Forsyth who said that?
    No, that was Twinkie the Kid.
    :rolleyes:
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Well, I don't wanna get heavy on anyone cos of how they look, but he makes such irritating music to go with everything...so, maybe.

    unfortunately i feel he has one of those faces... but overwhelmingly its his music, his attitude and that fucking ruby in his tooth that irritate me.

    i love his taste in cars though.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    TrixieCat wrote:
    No, that was Twinkie the Kid.
    :rolleyes:
    It was Bruce Forsyth in this country Trix......you never heard of him I expect. Old guy, sings, dances, plays piano, tells jokes, hosts game shows, has beautiful young South American wife.....you know the type?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    unfortunately i feel he has one of those faces... but overwhelmingly its his music, his attitude and that fucking ruby in his tooth that irritate me.

    i love his taste in cars though.

    Didn't Martine Whatsherface puke in his hair? Hahahaaaaaa
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    unfortunately i feel he has one of those faces... but overwhelmingly its his music, his attitude and that fucking ruby in his tooth that irritate me.

    i love his taste in cars though.

    Could he win you over if he let you drive his motor then?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Didn't Martine Whatsherface puke in his hair? Hahahaaaaaa


    that was fucking hilarious... he'd spent about 11 years growing ginger dreadlocks and had to get them cut off.. feck knows why.. carrots are orange also :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    Could he win you over if he let you drive his motor then?


    probably matey.. he has Aston Martins/ferraris/etc etc etc.. i'd like his wee ruby tooth for a go of his bird.. and his Aston Martins
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    probably matey.. he has Aston Martins/ferraris/etc etc etc.. i'd like his wee ruby tooth for a go of his bird.. and his Aston Martins

    Ha...so shallow. I blame him for putting this pit out of action at 10pm every night...the bastard!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    jamie uk wrote:
    Ha...so shallow. I blame him for putting this pit out of action at 10pm every night...the bastard!

    It's definitely all his fault!

    I don't have a problem with ginger guys at all but why does it make me laugh when someone says 'ginger dreadlocks'?
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    It's definitely all his fault!

    I don't have a problem with ginger guys at all but why does it make me laugh when someone says 'ginger dreadlocks'?

    him and his hairy goldfish *bleurch*

    be like shagging Zippy :D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    him and his hairy goldfish *bleurch*

    be like shagging Zippy :D



    He's had some nice girlfriends though. He must have something special about him? :rolleyes:
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    him and his hairy goldfish *bleurch*

    be like shagging Zippy :D

    I've got a dark, quite violent image of somebody shutting his zip before getting into it :o
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    He's had some nice girlfriends though. He must have something special about him? :rolleyes:

    Who, Zippy?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    He's had some nice girlfriends though. He must have something special about him? :rolleyes:

    Oh yeah..I wonder what..? Ca-Ching!!!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Who, Zippy?


    you never seen Rainbow... c'mon man you even have that flag outside your house


    http://www.btinternet.com/~acbarrett/nzip.jpg


    the Lord Zippeth
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    jamie uk wrote:
    Oh yeah..I wonder what..? Ca-Ching!!!

    These women all have money themselves, so it can't be that. :o
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    you never seen Rainbow... c'mon man you even have that flag outside your house


    http://www.btinternet.com/~acbarrett/nzip.jpg


    the Lord Zippeth

    He used to scare me but don't tell anyone! Hang on... There's a link I'm looking for...
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    you never seen Rainbow... c'mon man you even have that flag outside your house


    http://www.btinternet.com/~acbarrett/nzip.jpg


    the Lord Zippeth

    Of course I've seen Rainbow.. I said 'Who, Zippy?' not 'Who's Zippy?' MCKB said that he must have something special about him, he's had lots of girlfriends. :rolleyes:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    You know I'l never forget that time Dunk came and sang in front of MKCB, Trixie, Harmless and myself......

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSuoLCGCIFc&feature=related
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuJZknn0_Bo&feature=related

    I never remember Rainbow being like this? :confused:

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