Anyone drinking tonight?

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    You called me stupid! For like the 10th time!

    Now shut up and give me something funny for my sig! :);)


    it was the 8th time :rolleyes:

    cant even count :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK... I was planning on the balls anyway.


    that was Jeffrey Dahmer's favourite meal as well
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    dunkman wrote:
    it was the 8th time :rolleyes:

    cant even count :p

    BUGGER OFF!!!!!!!


    ;)

    P.S. I changed what I originally wrote.
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    dunkman wrote:
    that was Jeffrey Dahmer's favourite meal as well
    Dahmer was a freak to be honest. Not like those good ol' serial killers like Ted Bundy. He was stone cold sane. That's what was scary about him.


    I wish I was crazy, I'm just drunk. Curses.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    OK... I was planning on the balls anyway.

    OK, you could do me a favour and cut the fuckers off actually.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    BUGGER OFF!!!!!!!


    ;)

    P.S. I changed what I originally wrote.


    never change what you write.. ever


    EDIT: poor grammar :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Dahmer was a freak to be honest.


    wow seriosuly... here was me thinking he might have been a fun guy.. i was planning on asking him over for tea one night and everything.













    :p
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,667
    ok here i am got home now i have a martini and can relax a bit any one around ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    josevolution wrote:
    ok here i am got home now i have a martini and can relax a bit any one around ...

    i'M a round.. a round of ciders
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    i'M a round.. a round of ciders

    LOL
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    josevolution wrote:
    ok here i am got home now i have a martini and can relax a bit any one around ...
    It's bloody late here Jose, 1 am. I can hang on, I got 1 more glass full in this bottle.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,667
    ok what are ciders the ones i know here are non alcoholic ? ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    LOL

    That made you lol???
    Get a room!
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    josevolution wrote:
    ok here i am got home now i have a martini and can relax a bit any one around ...


    martini?!?!?.. are you a) a woman or b) James Bond
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • jamie uk
    jamie uk Posts: 3,812
    josevolution wrote:
    ok what are ciders the ones i know here are non alcoholic ? ..
    Oh jeez, we don't know any of that kind sorry Jose...perish the thought.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    jamie uk wrote:
    That made you lol???
    Get a room!


    i've been saying that for weeks... turns out they both have an Oedipal complex and think i'm the daddy.. fuck knows who the mother is :confused:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    josevolution wrote:
    ok what are ciders the ones i know here are non alcoholic ? ..

    Oh god not you too :rolleyes: An alcoholic drink made with apples..... :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    josevolution wrote:
    ok what are ciders the ones i know here are non alcoholic ? ..


    do you live in a land of make believe? where only Bucks Fizz is available?


    *early 80's brit music joke for those that get it* :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,667
    i can tell you that this martini i just made it's going down so smooth i feel it almost instantly ...:D
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    josevolution wrote:
    i can tell you that this martini i just made it's going down so smooth i feel it almost instantly ...:D


    like a hooker on a luge?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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