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Anyone wanna help a poor college boy out? Where all the cougars at?

AiCPearlJamWeenAiCPearlJamWeen Posts: 785
edited May 2008 in The Porch
I am now officially whoring myself out for some dough. I would just LOOOOVVVVEEE to got to MSG Night 1 and 2 but you know....being in college and broke blows. I already have too much invested into Roo so at least I get to see them for my first time (I WILL BE WAITING ALL SATURDAY TO GET UPFRONT) but like I said, any horny cougar that needs sex can come to me for a little cash. Plus my B-day is June 21st which means I will be missing Tom Petty this year too due to my sister making her wedding on my b-day. So please heal the wounds and help a brother out...lol




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  • yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    This cougar is spending my extra cash on my younger boyfriend...yes, I'm 40 he's 31...MEOW!
    I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me...GUARANTEED!

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  • AiCPearlJamWeenAiCPearlJamWeen Posts: 785
    yahamita wrote:
    This cougar is spending my extra cash on my younger boyfriend...yes, I'm 40 he's 31...MEOW!


    Come on.....I'm younger. Fresh outta high school. I will be 19 by June 24th. I know you want someone younger than 31.
  • fugawzifugawzi Posts: 879
    yahamita wrote:
    This cougar is spending my extra cash on my younger boyfriend...yes, I'm 40 he's 31...MEOW!

    that's nothin, I'm 22 and my cougar's 44
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  • scw156scw156 Posts: 442
    this thread is totally inappropriate

    i will continue to lurk at it however

    on second thought... no, i wont hang around
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  • yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    scw156 wrote:
    this thread is totally inappropriate

    i will continue to lurk at it however

    on second thought... no, i wont hang around
    Inappropriate???? no bad words were used..some of us just like younger men..they have more stamina! hahahaah
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  • MichaelMcKevinMichaelMcKevin Posts: 1,161
    scw156 wrote:
    this thread is totally inappropriate

    i will continue to lurk at it however

    on second thought... no, i wont hang around

    You better stop listening to PJ then, because I'm pretty sure sometimes Eddie says the "f" word :eek:
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  • PatrickBatemanPatrickBateman Posts: 2,243
    lmao at the thread title.


    classic
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  • Yellow BedwetterYellow Bedwetter NYC Posts: 2,832
    scw156 wrote:
    this thread is totally inappropriate

    i will continue to lurk at it however

    on second thought... no, i wont hang around

    dont worry i was thinking the same thing
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  • ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    it shouldn't be too hard to find a cougar around here....

    I kid... I kid....



    ..... or do I? ;)
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  • yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    Evil Closet Monkey wrote:
    it shouldn't be too hard to find a cougar around here....

    I kid... I kid....



    ..... or do I? ;)
    You are absolutely correct! but highschool age is pushing it!
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  • ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    yahamita wrote:
    You are absolutely correct! but highschool age is pushing it!

    he said he was in college..... ;)
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Send me a picture of yourself in a wig and a tu-tu, and i'll think about it.
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  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    yahamita wrote:
    Inappropriate???? no bad words were used..some of us just like younger men..they have more stamina! hahahaah

    I think back in 2003 i had a thread, making fun of the ORIGINAL "PJ Dating Thread"

    which was titled something like

    "Trashy Macho Collar Popped B-Boy Jammers Looking To Score With Really Loose Sorority PJ Floozie Chicks"

    or some such.

    The thread was unceremoniously deleted.

    So?

    :(
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,174
    points for creativity

    but

    chicks dont pay for sex bro, at least none that you want to be with
  • idratherbeidratherbe Posts: 367
    Get_Right wrote:
    points for creativity

    but

    chicks dont pay for sex bro, at least none that you want to be with

    No, you're right that we don't... but if you're good enough, we'll pay for plenty of other things. ;)

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  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    Get_Right wrote:
    points for creativity

    but

    chicks dont pay for sex bro, at least none that you want to be with

    Dude, didn't you ever see Loverboy?

    You just gotta find the ones that like "extra anchovies"!

    They TOTALY PAY.
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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,174
    idratherbe wrote:
    No, you're right that we don't... but if you're good enough, we'll pay for plenty of other things. ;)

    ~peace~


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  • Get_RightGet_Right Posts: 13,174
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    Dude, didn't you ever see Loverboy?

    You just gotta find the ones that like "extra anchovies"!

    They TOTALY PAY.


    not the hot ones, they get paid
  • yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    idratherbe wrote:
    No, you're right that we don't... but if you're good enough, we'll pay for plenty of other things. ;)

    ~peace~
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  • ECMECM Posts: 1,687
    yahamita wrote:
    I HEAR YA, SISTA!

    you sure have taken interest to this thread L..... ;)
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    Why is this thread in the porch? lol
  • DriftingByTheStormDriftingByTheStorm Posts: 8,684
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    Why is this thread in the porch? lol

    cause they still haven't made the "Satan's Bed" forum for degenerate horndog PJ Fans who deseperately need either poonannie, tickets, or some combination thereof where they are willing to degrade themselves sexualy for tickets. Or sell tickets for degenerate midget feces-fetish sex.

    ;)
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    DriftingByTheStorm wrote:
    cause they still haven't made the "Satan's Bed" forum for degenerate horndog PJ Fans who deseperately need either poonannie, tickets, or some combination thereof where they are willing to degrade themselves sexualy for tickets. Or sell tickets for degenerate midget feces-fetish sex.

    ;)


    Oh ok now I get it, thanks. heh :D
  • yahamitayahamita Posts: 1,514
    Evil Closet Monkey wrote:
    you sure have taken interest to this thread L..... ;)
    HAHAHAH! I didn't think anyone would find me in here!
    I knew all the rules, but the rules did not know me...GUARANTEED!

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  • LONGRDLONGRD Posts: 6,036
    how's the cougar huntin' goin' along, bro?

    there's plenty of them here...i'm pretty sure! :p
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  • AiCPearlJamWeenAiCPearlJamWeen Posts: 785
    I gave up...I'm getting some hippy poon at Roo though! And yes I will double wrap.
  • zeroenvyzeroenvy Posts: 40
    AiCPearlJamWeen wrote:
    And yes I will double wrap.

    Good luck with that.
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  • Lukin66Lukin66 Posts: 3,063
    lol, this thread is useless without pics. And btw, all the cougars are on the AET :)
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  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    this is a good way to get yourself into a horrible situation..



    just saying, be careful!
  • GauchoBGauchoB Posts: 224
    AiCPearlJamWeen wrote:
    I am now officially whoring myself out for some dough. I would just LOOOOVVVVEEE to got to MSG Night 1 and 2 but you know....being in college and broke blows. I already have too much invested into Roo so at least I get to see them for my first time (I WILL BE WAITING ALL SATURDAY TO GET UPFRONT) but like I said, any horny cougar that needs sex can come to me for a little cash. Plus my B-day is June 21st which means I will be missing Tom Petty this year too due to my sister making her wedding on my b-day. So please heal the wounds and help a brother out...lol




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    My attempt at a long shot.

    COUGARS DONT PAY DUDES BUT YOUR FUNNY. YOU GOT A BETTER CHANCE WITH A GAY MAN
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