There's no fucking food for lunch
harmless_little_f***
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Number 1 disadvantage of being stuck in the country in my parents' house... When there's no fucking food *anywhere* and everyone's out except for me, I'd better wait and put up with it til dinner :mad:
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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can't you just kill a chicken or something in the country ...
We've got blackbirds... and the house has a rifle above the fireplace... hmmmm
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
http://www.cajuncookingrecipes.com/wildgamerecipes/black_bird_pie.htm
barely a damn thing to eat
hot damn TWENTY-FIVE BIRDS? looks like SOMEONE has a lot of shooting to do
♬♪♫ and I will not, grow tired of crayon stars and fire
♬♪♫ cause a soldier's death is so much better than defeat just hanging around
You can actually eat blackbirds? :eek:
Damn.... Nah, I want me some EAGLE pie. Someone fix me up an eagle pie.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
with a thread title such as this you should be eating fucking soap.
Yeah... I realised after I wrote it. Double it up with Helen's thread about genocide and we have a classic example of ironic black comedy... and by black I mean 'dark' not 'coloured'.... OH fuck.... anyone got a spade?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
we stopped calling them 'spades' years ago buddy
Well I suppose I deserve that.
Crip rule number one: never make a joke about gardening or hard labour... you've never fucking done any.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Thankyou for informing of a 1970's tidbit I had no idea about...
Either it's a hilarious coincidence I used the word, or my subconscious makes good jokes. I prefer to think it's the latter.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
sure, you can bake 4 and 20 of them in a pie.
Oh my.... what a dainty dish!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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You should've seen a thread I started a few weeks back... I saw a Muntjack deer in the garden. MMmmmmm.... venison.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
just a thought.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
BURPPPPPPPP
no more shows
I'm staying with my parents for a few weeks. If I was at my normal house I would have a regular routine of internet shopping. Being in a wheelchair, plastic bags are an unnecessary impracticality for me. And being here, there's no point in spending 10 pounds for a taxi into town and back again, just to buy lunch.
Just a thought.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
there's no other way to carry groceries than a plastic bag? i see people in wheelchairs hang bags all over their chairs and shop. and, if you are there for a few weeks, to me, it would make sense for you to drop 10 quid, go shop, stock up on some food to have for yourself - not just lunch today. just imo.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
Mum.. is that you?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
just offering possibly 'solutions' to your dilemma...if that makes me sound like your mum, well then she must be a wise woman too.
Let's just breathe...
I am myself like you somehow
'Course my other issue is that my wheelchair has no handlebars... hence I can't hang bags on it at all.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison