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Johnny Cash is my mediator between Me and GOD

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
I bought American III the other day. Life-changing.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    i look at JC as Jesus and EV as god
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    god phoned me and told me he thought it was shit.


    ahhhh the joys of hyperbolic thread titles.. ;):D
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    Oh yeah??

    well uh, Neil Young was my co-pilot.

    wait??

    Harmless???
    *rubs eye in disbelief*

    is, is that YOU???


    :D *waves hello!*
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Look, JC is a legend, and those albums he made with Rubin are classics...but he was an old, sick man when he made them. Yes, raw emotion, I feel it...but don't be relating to the heart ache of a 70 year old, once beer drinking, hell raising, pill popping, street fighting, lady loving, rock an rolling mo fo.
    He did it all, he lived his life on maximum, he boozed, shagged and took drugs til the cows came home, and these records were made in his twilight, thoughtful, maybe somewhat regretful years...don't relate too much, just enjoy him and his legacy, and go do some of the stuff he did while you're young enough to get away with it...and listen to Walk the Line (the song) beautiful....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Some retirement?
    :rolleyes:
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    i look at JC as Jesus

    You and 2 billion other Christians in the world. ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    mookie9999 wrote:
    You and 2 billion other Christians in the world. ;)
    LMAO!!! :D i meant Johnny Cash. forgot that Jesus' initials wre JC too. :D hahaha
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Some retirement?
    :rolleyes:

    He never went away, he just hid behind the cyber sofa for a bit..he's been peeping all week.;):D
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    jamie uk wrote:
    He never went away, he just hid behind the cyber sofa for a bit..he's been peeping all week.;):D
    Hahaha! I'll bet he has ;):p
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
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    mookie9999 wrote:
    You and 2 billion other Christians in the world. ;)

    That was very, very funny my man.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    jamie uk wrote:
    He never went away, he just hid behind the cyber sofa for a bit..he's been peeping all week.;):D
    cyber sofa?? sounds comfortable and sexual. i'll take one! :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    cyber sofa?? sounds comfortable and sexual. i'll take one! :p


    dude you're 15.. everything sounds sexual to you

    friend: "hey man we're playing hoops"
    you: *spurt spurt de spurt* hee heee you said hoops
    friend: "freak"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    dunkman wrote:
    dude you're 15.. everything sounds sexual to you

    friend: "hey man we're playing hoops"
    you: *spurt spurt de spurt* hee heee you said hoops
    friend: "freak"
    hoops is not sexual?
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    dunkman wrote:
    dude you're 15.. everything sounds sexual to you

    friend: "hey man we're playing hoops"
    you: *spurt spurt de spurt* hee heee you said hoops
    friend: "freak"

    You're the one who wrote about all the things you used to watch on mute in case your mummy came upstairs and caught you. :rolleyes:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    You're the one who wrote about all the things you used to watch on mute in case your mummy came upstairs and caught you. :rolleyes:
    hahahah! i guess they didnt have headphones back then ;):p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    dude you're 15.. everything sounds sexual to you

    friend: "hey man we're playing hoops"
    you: *spurt spurt de spurt* hee heee you said hoops
    friend: "freak"


    oh, you said hoops...excuse me...*reaches for kleenex*
    just never say gob stopper, or sandals, or febrile convulsion, or 'early start', or cab ride, or, or, or.......handball.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    cyber sofa?? sounds comfortable and sexual. i'll take one! :p

    Cyber sofa sexual? Absolutely. Cyber Sofa plastic cover your mom keeps on cyber sofa? Total Cockblock!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    You're the one who wrote about all the things you used to watch on mute in case your mummy came upstairs and caught you. :rolleyes:

    :eek: I don't know why I'm giving a shocked face. We all knew you were spying!

    5,4,3,2,1...
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    mookie9999 wrote:
    Cyber sofa sexual? Absolutely. Cyber Sofa plastic cover your mom keeps on cyber sofa? Total Cockblock!
    ok, apparently someone got a little excited while typing that:p

    all in all, Fuck You! :D:p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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    i look at JC as Jesus and EV as god
    i think you might be taking your music a little TOO serious.......

    hehehehe.................

    but i agree....johnny cash was the man.....
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    jamie uk wrote:
    Look, JC is a legend, and those albums he made with Rubin are classics...but he was an old, sick man when he made them. Yes, raw emotion, I feel it...but don't be relating to the heart ache of a 70 year old, once beer drinking, hell raising, pill popping, street fighting, lady loving, rock an rolling mo fo.
    He did it all, he lived his life on maximum, he boozed, shagged and took drugs til the cows came home, and these records were made in his twilight, thoughtful, maybe somewhat regretful years...don't relate too much, just enjoy him and his legacy, and go do some of the stuff he did while you're young enough to get away with it...and listen to Walk the Line (the song) beautiful....

    Sorry to quote my own wise words, but it is true....and was getting left behind....;)
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    jamie uk wrote:
    Sorry to quote my own wise words, but it is true....and was getting left behind....;)
    Oh Jamie....you talking to yourself?......;) :p
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Oh Jamie....you talking to yourself?......;) :p

    It's the voices....they speak to me...
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    jamie uk wrote:
    It's the voices....they speak to me...
    Hahaha!
    That's not a bad thing....It depends what they're saying...:D

    And it's ok when they answer back to you...when they ignore you too, ...well... :o :(
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
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    Hahaha!
    That's not a bad thing....It depends what they're saying...:D

    And it's ok when they answer back to you...when they ignore you too, ...well... :o :(

    She's trying to say that she hears the voices too Jamie!! :eek:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    Hahaha!
    That's not a bad thing....It depends what they're saying...:D

    And it's ok when they answer back to you...when they ignore you too, ...well... :o :(

    I have to talk to myself..everyone else is busy...
    Leave my voices alone.....
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    She's trying to say that she hears the voices too Jamie!! :eek:

    Who said that.?:D
    So...Stringbong for you tonight?
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    jamie uk wrote:
    I have to talk to myself..everyone else is busy...
    Leave my voices alone.....
    Oh Jamie.... never too busy for you ;)

    And yes Mark, I hear the voices.....:p They sing to me :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
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    jamie uk wrote:
    Who said that.?:D
    So...Stringbong for you tonight?

    Not tonight... last night I had a few Strowbangs. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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