I am Maximus Boredicus!
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I come in peace.. and bid your armies good day.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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Do you bear gifts or offer up an animal for sacrifice?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
-mason jennings
All of those things, my man, but first... I must ask for your good service. My men are tired, and hungry, and haven't had a morsel to eat since the last setting of the sun. Might you have a place for us to set up camp? We shall set out once again in the morning and you'll see the backs of us.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
My good man, this statement leaves me both saddened and confused. I ponder how could an animal be offered up for sacrifice, yet your men have not had a morsel of food touch their lips in at least a fortnight? I am not a man of great wisdom and as such these thoughts soon pass. I am willing to offer up not my land for you to set up camp as it is infested with ravenous coyotes, but rather to stay in me beloved daughters room. Bear in mind that me daughter is just a wee over 17 years of age, is young and impressionable. You and your men may rest your weary eyes and legs, and dine with us with the understanding that none of you shall lay even a finger on my beloved. Agreed?
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
If those be your conditions, then out of respect for your journeymen and Sparta itself, I can but agree to your terms.
*shouts*
Men, unpack your things. We rest here tonight!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison