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harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited January 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Having had a pizza, and some bread and cheese, I'm now sitting eating my third bowl of cereal listening to the words 'Once upon a time, I could control myself.'

LOL

I just had a laughing fit about it.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    whoa, that's a lot of cards dude

    what kind of cereal ?
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    DaytimeDilemmaDaytimeDilemma Posts: 2,008
    Man, I wish I was high too.
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Having had a pizza, and some bread and cheese, I'm now sitting eating my third bowl of cereal listening to the words 'Once upon a time, I could control myself.'

    LOL

    I just had a laughing fit about it.

    After a pizza you still went for more bread and cheese?!? Now that's a diet of champions!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    After a pizza you still went for more bread and cheese?!? Now that's a diet of champions!

    It was some french stuff my dad brought back... I had to :o
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    cool, iguess.
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Having had a pizza, and some bread and cheese, I'm now sitting eating my third bowl of cereal listening to the words 'Once upon a time, I could control myself.'

    LOL

    I just had a laughing fit about it.


    hey Artery Boy.. thats one hell of a snack attack :D

    what goes in must come out... and after you've flushed that one away i'd phone the coastguard and tell them it might be a danger to shipping!!!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    smarchee wrote:
    whoa, that's a lot of cards dude

    what kind of cereal ?

    Honey nut cornflakes!!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    hey Artery Boy.. thats one hell of a snack attack :D

    what goes in must come out... and after you've flushed that one away i'd phone the coastguard and tell them it might be a danger to shipping!!!

    Do you know what they found out a while ago? That massive whale that got caught half way up the Thames was actually just a very large shit. :D

    Anyway, shut up, or clearly I will remember... you picking on the boy..... :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Honey nut cornflakes!!

    Honey Nut Cornflakes?!? Those sound good. I don't know if I've ever seen those here in the states. Someone has to make them. Lord knows there's honey nut everything else. I gotta try me some of those.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=xXUry_EeXQA
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    Once I get out of this town


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    smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Honey Nut Cornflakes?!? Those sound good. I don't know if I've ever seen those here in the states. Someone has to make them. Lord knows there's honey nut everything else. I gotta try me some of those.

    we got em up here :)
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    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
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    pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Having had a pizza, and some bread and cheese, I'm now sitting eating my third bowl of cereal listening to the words 'Once upon a time, I could control myself.'

    LOL

    I just had a laughing fit about it.

    :eek:

    Ermmm....enjoy?
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Honey nut cornflakes!!


    i shagged a box of them once and it went to the police claiming i was a cereal rapist...



    i groaned at that one as well :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Honey Nut Cornflakes?!? Those sound good. I don't know if I've ever seen those here in the states. Someone has to make them. Lord knows there's honey nut everything else. I gotta try me some of those.

    Honey nut cornflakes rock my world! But I haven't seen em in America either... You should travel.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    pearljamjen wrote:
    :eek:

    Ermmm....enjoy?

    Oh God the girls have joined the thread....

    My physique is phenomenal, I promise. :cool:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Honey nut cornflakes rock my world! But I haven't seen em in America either... You should travel.

    Shit! That requires me to get on a plane. I think I'll stick to my Honey Nut Cheerios!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    i shagged a box of them once and it went to the police claiming i was a cereal rapist...



    i groaned at that one as well :o

    Didn't they give you their consent? My honey nut cornflakes practically lie down for it... they're gagging for it morning noon and night. You had a tough gig.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Didn't they give you their consent? My honey nut cornflakes practically lie down for it... they're gagging for it morning noon and night. You had a tough gig.


    wasnt worth the hassle mate...


    p.s. never ever go near Sugar Puffs :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    pearljamjenpearljamjen Posts: 13,578
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Oh God the girls have joined the thread....

    My physique is phenomenal, I promise. :cool:

    Don't worry, I believe you! :p

    I won't hold a carb binge against you! ;)
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    jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    dunkman wrote:
    wasnt worth the hassle mate...


    p.s. never ever go near Sugar Puffs :o

    No sweetie, leave them well alone.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    DaytimeDilemma wrote:
    Man, I wish I was high too.

    HA! That was funny! :)
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Oh God the girls have joined the thread....

    My physique is phenomenal, I promise. :cool:
    this post is useless without pictures...:p

    j/k, i love being a douchebag!

    fatass.......:)

    EDIT: woohoo, i'm the ultimate thread killer :cool:
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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Drop The Leash 10 wrote:
    this post is useless without pictures...:p

    j/k, i love being a douchebag!

    fatass.......:)

    Hahahahahaha

    I just realised I love being called fatass.

    I'm a sick, sick man.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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    Brain of J.LoBrain of J.Lo Posts: 3,259
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Honey nut cornflakes!!

    Since you've already had a pizza and some bread and cheese...

    May I suggest you have a bowl of bran flakes? ;):D
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    Drop The Leash 10Drop The Leash 10 Posts: 7,011
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Hahahahahaha

    I just realised I love being called fatass.

    I'm a sick, sick man.
    dude, how high are you?!?! :p
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


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    urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Shit! That requires me to get on a plane. I think I'll stick to my Honey Nut Cheerios!
    :D Honey Nut Cheerios:D
    The ultimate breakfast!
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    is it Superman issue 45 where he spends it in a cave counting goths?
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Shit! That requires me to get on a plane. I think I'll stick to my Honey Nut Cheerios!
    With all of the crappy cereals crowding the shelves around here, I promise you will be able to find something similar.
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
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    AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    My breakfast cereal...boring ol' Special K.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

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    harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    dunkman wrote:
    is it Superman issue 45 where he spends it in a cave counting goths?

    I don't know but that sounds freaking awesome. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
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