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'Make up a SUPERSTITION!'

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited February 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
As silly and surreal as you like... make up a superstition and the reason or purpose behind it.

Mine:

throwing a Daschund in the air: This action is taken by the superstitious subject when he or she seeks the promise of a blissful Summer holiday.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • failedpersephonefailedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    Moistening your ears with a cobbler's tongue, to ward off the chance that you will get struck by lightening when climbing trees in the Andes.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    every second sunday you should glue a giraffe to an iceberg this is to ensure none of your babies ever have cradle cap.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    failedp and Dunk, I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint. :D

    Come on people, we need more superstitions, lest the pit crashes again!! We must protect ourselves!!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    when you pee, you should form a 'figure 8' with the stream, this will ensure healthy eyebrow growth in all your offspring.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Never eat Black Pudding on a Friday: Avoids the need to call out the emergency plumber on a Saturday....
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  • zenithzenith Posts: 3,191
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    failedp and Dunk, I knew you guys wouldn't disappoint. :D

    Come on people, we need more superstitions, lest the pit crashes again!! We must protect ourselves!!

    never post too many welcome pm's to new members of otters: this will cause the pit to CRASH at the most inconvenient time
    impatience is a gift ........
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  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    Be cautious of chickens on Tuesday: it's good luck!
  • senninsennin Posts: 2,146
    Step on a post-it, take it to the nearest watch tower, and hold it in your hands until a bird takes it: This will improve your cooking technique....and you know what I mean about cooking!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    never touch a perturbed squirrel this will cause your lungs to melt.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Mm-hmm.. good thread in the making. :cool:
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • ForestBrainForestBrain Posts: 460
    Never, ever leave an hourglass up-side-down!
    When life gives you lemons, throw them at somebody.
  • jamie ukjamie uk Posts: 3,812
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Mm-hmm.. good thread in the making. :cool:

    Ooooh, haven't you heard ? You should never praise your own threads, doing that will make your bum fall off.
    I came, I saw, I concurred.....
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    always lick a carnie's face at any opportunity this will save you if you should ever fall into a boiling pot of dolphin tears.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    jamie uk wrote:
    Ooooh, haven't you heard ? You should never praise your own threads, doing that will make your bum fall off.

    That's silly! It made me giggle. :o
  • gobrowns19gobrowns19 Posts: 1,447
    jamie uk wrote:
    when you pee, you should form a 'figure 8' with the stream, this will ensure healthy eyebrow growth in all your offspring.

    My children are having unibrows! :D:p
    Happiness is only real when shared
  • TrailerTrailer Posts: 1,431
    dunkman wrote:
    every second sunday you should glue a giraffe to an iceberg this is to ensure none of your babies ever have cradle cap.

    This one is crucial... :D:cool:
    Whoa, chill bro... you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion's here.
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