Personal Jesus makes me want to do a strip routine.. and I'm not even kidding....
okay a bit TMI for you guys!
haha! Don't need to be apologizing to me girl!
There's feathers, there's crunchy bass, there's screaming, there's make up and twisted shit! I'm surprised I don't get me gear off everytime he comes on!
DAMN u guys know me too well!!! its definitely a kid rock song....
dude, its so Cowboy isn't it?? hahaha
Cowboy... cowboy
Well Im packin up my game and Im a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
And Im a kid rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin chillin the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the teajuna... I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid rock and Im the real mccoy
And Im headin out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the boones wine
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
I bet youll hear my whistle blowin when my train rolls in
It goes (whistling) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned brew, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now Im just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find heidi flice
And if the price is right Im gonna make my bid boy
And let cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the boones wine
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Yeah, kid rock you can call me tex
Rollin sunset woman with a bottle of becks
Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass
And said, yeah this d*** fits right in your a**
No kiddin, gun slingin, spurs hittin the floor
Call me hoss, Im the boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I aint right
Im gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white, uh
Cause chaos, rock like amadeus
Find west coast pussy for my detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they cant make us
Why they wanna pick on me... lock me up and snort away my key
I aint no g, Im just a regular failure
I aint straight outta compton Im straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a mick
My only words of wisdom are just suck my dick
Im flickin my bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin until it falls into motion
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy
Spend all my time at hollywood and vine
Cowboy
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy
Hollywood and vine
Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass
And said, yeah this dick fits right in your ass
hahaha no but that right there has been a favorite line of mine cuz i freakin LOVVVVVVE corvettes. Its one of the new songs. if i find a link i will share....
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
hahaha no but that right there has been a favorite line of mine cuz i freakin LOVVVVVVE corvettes. Its one of the new songs. if i find a link i will share....
Yikes! Am I gonna get banned for posting that line???
Yikes! Am I gonna get banned for posting that line???
edit: well I edited it for our viewing pleasure!
i HOPE u dont get banned. People post way worse things here!!! Speaking of livening up the board......when we saw KID ROCK a few months ago, the chicks he has dancin on stage got sort of um....carried away. When they were dancin on the pole, the cameras zoomed in and were filming and they caught when one of the chicks "lips" peeked out! it was FULLY ON THE BIG SCREEN!!! :eek: the guys were happy. and a few chicks.
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
i HOPE u dont get banned. People post way worse things here!!! Speaking of livening up the board......when we saw KID ROCK a few months ago, the chicks he has dancin on stage got sort of um....carried away. When they were dancin on the pole, the cameras zoomed in and were filming and they caught when one of the chicks "lips" peeked out! it was FULLY ON THE BIG SCREEN!!! :eek: the guys were happy. and a few chicks.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god, I just bust out laughing when I read that, and my husband just looks up, and is like, "Having a good time?"
i HOPE u dont get banned. People post way worse things here!!! Speaking of livening up the board......when we saw KID ROCK a few months ago, the chicks he has dancin on stage got sort of um....carried away. When they were dancin on the pole, the cameras zoomed in and were filming and they caught when one of the chicks "lips" peeked out! it was FULLY ON THE BIG SCREEN!!! :eek: the guys were happy. and a few chicks.
i dont know whats worse. the THOUGHT of him dancing on the pole? or the thought of YOU being at his show WATCHING THAT HAPPEN!!!! :eek:
it's just all bad man....all bad haha
speaking of old school gigs though, i did see tom jones with my mom at the fillmore years ago....and it was pretty good! cracked me up seeing grandmas throwing their panties lol
speaking of old school gigs though, i did see tom jones with my mom at the fillmore years ago....and it was pretty good! cracked me up seeing grandmas throwing their panties lol
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNNNAP!!!! grannies throwing panties??!!!! WOW. Thats some crazy stuff! Hopefully no "DEPENDS" made it on stage! :eek: wait, did u bust out the TOM JONES dance????? i KNOW you did!
~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SNNNAP!!!! grannies throwing panties??!!!! WOW. Thats some crazy stuff! Hopefully no "DEPENDS" made it on stage! :eek: wait, did u bust out the TOM JONES dance????? i KNOW you did!
that it was! my mom has been a mega tom jones fan since the late 60s, so she was very amped to see him. and since she had surgery on her ankle a few months earlier, i was worried since the joint was GA. so i called ahead and asked for a reserved table on the floor next to the wall bench so she would have a place to sit. ended up that she was on her feet dancing the ENTIRE nite haha it was a really fun show, people of all generations just having a good time, and he rocked the old school showman sort of vibe. was way better than what i had expected for sure and she loved it so it was all good
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That's where a really good stereo and Marilyn Manson come in real handy!
Works a treat here!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Sleeping pill?
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Personal Jesus makes me want to do a strip routine.. and I'm not even kidding....
okay a bit TMI for you guys!
haha!
There's feathers, there's crunchy bass, there's screaming, there's make up and twisted shit! I'm surprised I don't get me gear off everytime he comes on!
*~You're IT Bert!~*
Hold on to the thread
The currents will shift
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Hahaha.. seriously, I've always said that about that song.. it just gets me all riled up.. too bad it always seems to come on in the car...
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Once I get out of this town
9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
bawitdaba?
hehehehe
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
what strip clubs you goin' to girl? :eek:
dude, its so Cowboy isn't it?? hahaha
Cowboy... cowboy
Well Im packin up my game and Im a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills chill like flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp
And Im a kid rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch and watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin chillin the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast
Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the teajuna... I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin fools then come back home
Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
Kid rock and Im the real mccoy
And Im headin out west sucker...because I wanna be a
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the boones wine
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
I bet youll hear my whistle blowin when my train rolls in
It goes (whistling) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned brew, stoned out of my mind
I once was lost, but now Im just blind
Palm trees and weeds, scabbed knees and rice
Get a map to the stars, find heidi flice
And if the price is right Im gonna make my bid boy
And let cali-for-ny-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy baby
West coast chillin with the boones wine
I wanna be a cowboy baby
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Yeah, kid rock you can call me tex
Rollin sunset woman with a bottle of becks
Seen a slimmy in a vette, rolled down my glass
And said, yeah this d*** fits right in your a**
No kiddin, gun slingin, spurs hittin the floor
Call me hoss, Im the boss, with the sauce in the horse
No remorse for the sherrif, in his eye I aint right
Im gonna paint his town red, and paint his wife white, uh
Cause chaos, rock like amadeus
Find west coast pussy for my detroit players
Mack like mayors, ball like lakers
They told us to leave, but bet they cant make us
Why they wanna pick on me... lock me up and snort away my key
I aint no g, Im just a regular failure
I aint straight outta compton Im straight out the trailer
Cuss like a sailor, drink like a mick
My only words of wisdom are just suck my dick
Im flickin my bic up and down that coast and
Keep on truckin until it falls into motion
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy
Spend all my time at hollywood and vine
Cowboy
Ridin at night cause I sleep all day
Cowboy
I can smell a pig from a mile away
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy
With the top let back and the sunshine shinin
Cowboy
Hollywood and vine
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Yikes! Am I gonna get banned for posting that line???
edit: well I edited it for our viewing pleasure!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh my god, I just bust out laughing when I read that, and my husband just looks up, and is like, "Having a good time?"
oh, that made my night!
that happens at tony bennett shows ALL the time.
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
speaking of old school gigs though, i did see tom jones with my mom at the fillmore years ago....and it was pretty good! cracked me up seeing grandmas throwing their panties lol
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!
"Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95
It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
oooh I'm close to #1000..!