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Shit I just smashed my ex's snowglobe..

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited December 2012 in All Encompassing Trip
which was pretty special to her.. in a drunken stupor, just smashed it.. my fucken floor's covered in glitter.. it was an accident.. just fell against the shelf
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • cat72cat72 Oxford, MA Posts: 2,993
    It was an accident, you shouldn't get all worked up. You have enough going on.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    well she should have taken it with her now shouldn't she?.......:)
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    an accident, huh? i might believe you if it fell OFF the shelf, not against it ;)
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Lizard wrote:
    an accident, huh? i might believe you if it fell OFF the shelf, not against it ;)

    No man, I fell against the sehelf.. sorry not clear
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • cat72cat72 Oxford, MA Posts: 2,993
    karma?
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    She is apt to be hurt but maybe she should have taken it with her ???
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Glue back together. She'll NEVER know!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    small town beck wrote:
    She is apt to be hurt but maybe she should have taken it with her ???

    Yeah but maybe I shoul've nt got drunk... shit what's wrong with me?
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • lalalalaaaaaaaalalalalaaaaaaaa Posts: 2,445
    You need to do 1 of 2 things:

    1. Stop drinking
    2. Stop walking
  • harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Saturnal wrote:
    You need to do 1 of 2 things:

    1. Stop drinking
    2. Stop walking

    what.... I don;t walk... I got out of my wheelchair to find Binaural and the snowglobe was on the shelf above it... thwack! smash! nastiness...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,690
    She had her chance the other day when she came and took a bunch of shit while you weren't there.
    Don't worry about it man. After you change the locks (you change those yet??) she'll never know.
  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    Rygar wrote:
    She had her chance the other day when she came and took a bunch of shit while you weren't there.
    Don't worry about it man. After you change the locks (you change those yet??) she'll never know.


    this is precisely what I was going to say!

    She had her chance.
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • chikevinchikevin Posts: 421
    incorrect spellings are funny when people are drinking. definately worth starting 'holier-than-thou' threads about.
  • _Crazy_Mary__Crazy_Mary_ Posts: 1,299
    chikevin wrote:
    incorrect spellings are funny when people are drinking. definately worth starting 'holier-than-thou' threads about.

    so... was that a pun or do you really not know how to spell definitely?
    I really screwed that up. I really Schruted it.
  • chikevinchikevin Posts: 421
    _Crazy_Mary_ wrote:
    so... was that a pun or do you really not know how to spell definitely?
    bah! you weren't supposed to catch that. it was for someone else.
    anyway...
  • RolandTD20KdrummerRolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Fill a balloon with pee, cover it with glue and silver sparkles, place it in the holder, then call her and tell her you upgraded it.

    Breaking up sucks, but you're not going to be better off with this girl. You need to get past it somehow and move on. Get everything that reminds you of her OUT of your life for starters is my advice.

    Sucks man...but it's just going to drag you down the more you think about it.
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

    http://i36.tinypic.com/66j31x.jpg

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  • faceinthecloudsfaceintheclouds Posts: 1,739
    oops. i hate when that shit happens. my door got broke like that too. i just closed it and it broke. oops
    Just, not enough.
    I need more.
    Nothing seems to satisfy.
    I said, I dont want it.
    I just need it.
    To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive.
  • memememe Posts: 4,695
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    which was pretty special to her.. in a drunken stupor, just smashed it.. my fucken floor's covered in glitter.. it was an accident.. just fell against the shelf

    Eh, it happens

    *evil grin*
    ... and the will to show I will always be better than before.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    faceintheclouds wrote:
    oops. i hate when that shit happens. my door got broke like that too. i just closed it and it broke. oops
    My foot somehow kicked in a few things back in the day. lol
    Also, I accidentally opened a door too hard and the doorknob went through the wall and made a big hole...flimsy house...
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    my fucken floor's covered in glitter..

    Sounds like a crime scene at the North Pole.
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    Sounds like a crime scene at the North Pole.
    Or a strip club
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    Ok...so it snowed here...everyone knows that.
    But what happened last night is that everything froze over.
    Making it the best and most dangerous sledding snow. lol
    I remember when we were kids we had this metal saucer that would whip down this type of snow.
    I went down with holden early this morning as the sun was coming up...bugger was up early. It was awesome!
    But I live on a big hill and one wrong turn will land us on a major road. :eek:
    The thrill...lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Or a strip club

    :D LOL! Could be taken both ways, right? Just like most of the dancers!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    Ok...so it snowed here...everyone knows that.
    But what happened last night is that everything froze over.
    Making it the best and most dangerous sledding snow. lol
    I remember when we were kids we had this metal saucer that would whip down this type of snow.
    I went down with holden early this morning as the sun was coming up...bugger was up early. It was awesome!
    But I live on a big hill and one wrong turn will land us on a major road. :eek:
    The thrill...lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpCVrzVr97M
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • MattCameronKicksButtMattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    mookie9999 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpCVrzVr97M

    I knew it! I was thinking the same thing!

    Stay safe people.
  • TrixieCatTrixieCat Posts: 5,756
    mookie9999 wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpCVrzVr97M
    That was supposed to be a new thread...:o
    Oh well...lol

    We had a power surge while I was trying to change it and when my computer got back up I couldnt be bothered. lol
    Cause I'm broken when I'm lonesome
    And I don't feel right when you're gone away
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    TrixieCat wrote:
    That was supposed to be a new thread...:o
    Oh well...lol

    We had a power surge while I was trying to change it and when my computer got back up I couldnt be bothered. lol

    Thought it seemed a little outta place, but I remember you mentioning you would be drinking last night so figured I would let it go! ;)
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I've had a few accidents with some ex's shit in the past.
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    snow globes are gay
    81 is now off the air

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  • DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    81 wrote:
    snow globes are gay



    :lol:
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