I'm getting fat. Help!

harmless_little_f***
harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
I was eating so well when my wife was controlling my diet... She was obsessed, and it looked good on me. Now it's all gone to shit and I've just eaten my third chinese take away in two weeks. I guess I should do some shopping... for something other than cider....

Why does life have to be so complicated? Where's the vegetable aisle?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I was eating so well when my wife was controlling my diet... She was obsessed, and it looked good on me. Now it's all gone to shit and I've just eaten my third chinese take away in two weeks. I guess I should do some shopping... for something other than cider....

    Why does life have to be so complicated? Where's the vegetable aisle?

    Don't ask me! I fainted at the thought of vegatables! ;)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    I'm going to bed soon, you three. (You know who you are :))

    Boys, behave yourselves!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    *whispers* She's gone....

    Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa let's tear this joint down! Behave ourselves? Let's torture some ferrets and paint the walls of the pit with their blood!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAA
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    start exercising.
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    *whispers* She's gone....

    Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggghrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa let's tear this joint down! Behave ourselves? Let's torture some ferrets and paint the walls of the pit with their blood!!! HA HA HA HA HAAAA

    yeah, alright!

    I'm sure you don't need to lose weight, Mark.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    yeah, alright!

    I'm sure you don't need to lose weight, Mark.

    Well I'm heading that way....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    I'm going to bed soon, you three. (You know who you are :))

    Boys, behave yourselves!
    psst. who are the three? I'll keep them in line.
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    sweet adeline wrote:
    start exercising.

    I can't run.....

    I do lift weights, but that won't control the belly monster when it starts knocking at my door...
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    I pretty much don't follow any kind of real healthy diet between Thanksgiving and New Year. What's the point? There is too much evil stuff that I like during the holiday. Helloooooo stuffing and gravy! I'm good all year long. I deserve a vacation.

    Maybe you should look at this time as a vacation from healthy eating. Start new in January. :)
  • MattCameronKicksButt
    MattCameronKicksButt Posts: 4,317
    anotherclone wrote:
    I pretty much don't follow any kind of real healthy diet between Thanksgiving and New Year. What's the point? There is too much evil stuff that I like during the holiday. Helloooooo stuffing and gravy! I'm good all year long. I deserve a vacation.

    Maybe you should look at this time as a vacation from healthy eating. Start new in January. :)

    Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you can do today, is what I always say. :)
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I can't run.....

    I do lift weights, but that won't control the belly monster when it starts knocking at my door...

    it sounds lame, but try spinning. its not hard on your joints like running can be and its a good cardio workout. there is also eliptical trainers, ect. just a thought.
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    sweet adeline wrote:
    it sounds lame, but try spinning. its not hard on your joints like running can be and its a good cardio workout. there is also eliptical trainers, ect. just a thought.

    I spin in my wheelchair when I'm drunk... doesn't work the belly though :o

    :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    I spin in my wheelchair when I'm drunk... doesn't work the belly though :o

    :D
    Dude, that just gave me a mental image that I'm not even sure it's ok to laugh at :)
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • anotherclone
    anotherclone Posts: 1,688
    MattCameronKicksButt wrote:
    Don't put off 'til tomorrow what you can do today, is what I always say. :)


    PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!!!!

    (tomorrow ;) )
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    Dude, that just gave me a mental image that I'm not even sure it's ok to laugh at :)

    You think I do it with a straight face?

    Na, j/k, I don't do it really... just wanted to get a LAUGH... so yeah, don't worry, don't think, just LAUGH... :D Only time I span was when I used to play basketball.. or when some little chav kid in the street goes 'Hey, do a spin while staying in a wheelie! Sweeet!' And then I can't resist....
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Jeremy1012
    Jeremy1012 Posts: 7,170
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    You think I do it with a straight face?

    Na, j/k, I don't do it really... just wanted to get a LAUGH... so yeah, don't worry, don't think, just LAUGH... :D Only time I span was when I used to play basketball.. or when some little chav kid in the street goes 'Hey, do a spin while staying in a wheelie! Sweeet!' And then I can't resist....
    :D That's awesome. Speaking of the basketball, why not still do it? That's good exercise right?
    "I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
  • GreenTeaDisease
    GreenTeaDisease Posts: 3,359
    sign up for a half marathon :)

    but seriously, don't get too controling over what you eat, it only ends up backfiring. just go with the flow and exercise. if you go from not exercising regularly to exercising regularly, you are almost guaranteed to lose weight (but it tappers off the better shape you get in). plus, remember that everyone's weight goes up and down throughout their life for life style changes, biology, whatever. you might just be going through a fat phase!
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    Jeremy1012 wrote:
    :D That's awesome. Speaking of the basketball, why not still do it? That's good exercise right?

    Yeah I want to get into a team to be honest.. there's one fairly near me-ish.. just don't know if I could fit it in outside of work.. I'll work it out..
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    sign up for a half marathon :)

    Funniliy enough I plan to do that.. maybe eventually a whole one.. raise money for the charity I work at
    GreenTeaDisease wrote:
    but seriously, don't get too controling over what you eat, it only ends up backfiring. just go with the flow and exercise. if you go from not exercising regularly to exercising regularly, you are almost guaranteed to lose weight (but it tappers off the better shape you get in). plus, remember that everyone's weight goes up and down throughout their life for life style changes, biology, whatever. you might just be going through a fat phase!

    You make it sound so OK! Yeah, you know what, you're right... I should just embrace my fat phase.. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • RolandTD20Kdrummer
    RolandTD20Kdrummer Posts: 13,066
    Smack down 5 of these a day. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6498304/

    The shock should be enough to cause the fat to explode off your body...
    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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