its brand fuckin new an that mon... gonna no say shit aboot the hoose? ya weegie bas... fuckin peasants
ah dinnae care a jot aboot hooses mon, hame is whaur the fuckin' dug is, y'ken?
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
yeah i know.. i get 17,976 of those kick-ass responses per day... just not from you ... also none of them will allow me to provocatively smear yogurt
yogurt??
hmmn, cream cheese sticks to surfaces so much better!
alrighty, I will nibble a bit...ahem *clears throat and smiles shyly*
Dunkman, ya Scottish bastard! I am swooning on your probable unintelligible accent and your Elvis suit...if you have the tub of yogurt, I will bring the kiddie pool and the jumper cables.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
Dude I've sent you a PM asking you to provocatively smear yoghurt every day this year! :(
look you're a nice guy and all.. but you're no failedpersephone
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Jeezus..that's a lot of wine..oh, French, now it makes sense.
yeah man... they're bottle fed
(you realise we are Welsh and Scottish?.. .2 of the worlds greatest drunkard nations )
... have seen both of you drink and I wouldn't compete...mind you..on red wine..maybe, just, but then I'm a woman and there's physiological disadvantages (i.e. we can't hold booze as well..but I'm trying )
look you're a nice guy and all.. but you're no failedpersephone
Well I have fake boobies... I thought you liked that kinda thing?
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
ah dinnae care a jot aboot hooses mon, hame is whaur the fuckin' dug is, y'ken?
Stop going all Trainspotter on my ass!
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
hmmn, cream cheese sticks to surfaces so much better!
alrighty, I will nibble a bit...ahem *clears throat and smiles shyly*
Dunkman, ya Scottish bastard! I am swooning on your probable unintelligible accent and your Elvis suit...if you have the tub of yogurt, I will bring the kiddie pool and the jumper cables.
look i'm not fucked about what dairy products you wish to use... count me in!!! me, jumper cables and an accent that sounds like a coma victim.. what's not to love
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
okay seriously, I went to the local blockbuster video to check out a movie ( it was about 4 years ago, I now use netflix...but i digress)
and the dude in front of me in line had 4 carebear videos and 2 pornos...and he was like greasy gross! and he kept giving this very unnerving giggle every time the dude checking him scanned the carebears, becasue they say the title "Carebears christmas" [giggle giggle ugggh giggle]
"Carebears save the day" [unnnh, giggle giggle giggle]
etc..,
it scared the crap out of me because he went into the parking lot and he was driving a big white van! :eek:
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
okay seriously, I went to the local blockbuster video to check out a movie ( it was about 4 years ago, I now use netflix...but i digress)
and the dude in front of me in line had 4 carebear videos and 2 pornos...and he was like greasy gross! and he kept giving this very unnerving giggle every time the dude checking him scanned the carebears, becasue they say the title "Carebears christmas" [giggle giggle ugggh giggle]
"Carebears save the day" [unnnh, giggle giggle giggle]
etc..,
it scared the crap out of me because he went into the parking lot and he was driving a big white van! :eek:
Fuckin hell that would've scared the shit outa me...
That said, your stories are normally alot more sexy I was expecting far greater things..
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
okay seriously, I went to the local blockbuster video to check out a movie ( it was about 4 years ago, I now use netflix...but i digress)
and the dude in front of me in line had 4 carebear videos and 2 pornos...and he was like greasy gross! and he kept giving this very unnerving giggle every time the dude checking him scanned the carebears, becasue they say the title "Carebears christmas" [giggle giggle ugggh giggle]
"Carebears save the day" [unnnh, giggle giggle giggle]
etc..,
it scared the crap out of me because he went into the parking lot and he was driving a big white van! :eek:
Carebears were for me. Porn was for mom. Sorry to freak you out, but those damn care bears are just so cute I can''t help but to giggle!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
okay seriously, I went to the local blockbuster video to check out a movie ( it was about 4 years ago, I now use netflix...but i digress)
and the dude in front of me in line had 4 carebear videos and 2 pornos...and he was like greasy gross! and he kept giving this very unnerving giggle every time the dude checking him scanned the carebears, becasue they say the title "Carebears christmas" [giggle giggle ugggh giggle]
"Carebears save the day" [unnnh, giggle giggle giggle]
etc..,
it scared the crap out of me because he went into the parking lot and he was driving a big white van! :eek:
Did he say, "I guess this is the part where I take you home?" :eek:
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
hi guys, just got home, visit some friends, nothing much, watched some porn....
ooohhh thats saucy... getting home does it for me to!!!
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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hi guys, just got home, visit some friends, nothing much, watched some porn....
Fuckin ell you watched porn? :eek:
Something's happening to me.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
I'm sorry, but couldn't you just get lost forever in his whiskers!
Whose? Garfield's? Yes.
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'
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nope. that can't be it. I've got a rocking bod!
He's contractually obligated to only smear marmite provocatively until 2009. Sorry.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Marmite...where is it..? let me at it....
yogurt??
hmmn, cream cheese sticks to surfaces so much better!
alrighty, I will nibble a bit...ahem *clears throat and smiles shyly*
Dunkman, ya Scottish bastard! I am swooning on your probable unintelligible accent and your Elvis suit...if you have the tub of yogurt, I will bring the kiddie pool and the jumper cables.
look you're a nice guy and all.. but you're no failedpersephone
It's somewhere between Dunks torso and toe hair. Have at it my friend!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Well I have fake boobies... I thought you liked that kinda thing?
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Stop going all Trainspotter on my ass!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
look i'm not fucked about what dairy products you wish to use... count me in!!! me, jumper cables and an accent that sounds like a coma victim.. what's not to love
okay seriously, I went to the local blockbuster video to check out a movie ( it was about 4 years ago, I now use netflix...but i digress)
and the dude in front of me in line had 4 carebear videos and 2 pornos...and he was like greasy gross! and he kept giving this very unnerving giggle every time the dude checking him scanned the carebears, becasue they say the title "Carebears christmas" [giggle giggle ugggh giggle]
"Carebears save the day" [unnnh, giggle giggle giggle]
etc..,
it scared the crap out of me because he went into the parking lot and he was driving a big white van! :eek:
Fuckin hell that would've scared the shit outa me...
That said, your stories are normally alot more sexy
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
Carebears were for me. Porn was for mom. Sorry to freak you out, but those damn care bears are just so cute I can''t help but to giggle!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
the truth was scary...
and Mookster! dont rent porn!! you should just buy it! that way when you don't finish it you can just pop that sucker back on in there.
Did he say, "I guess this is the part where I take you home?" :eek:
FUCK I'm drunk, SORRY....... Ach aye the noo!
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
ooohhh thats saucy... getting home does it for me to!!!
Now thats my kind of girl!
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Fuckin ell you watched porn? :eek:
Something's happening to me.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison
still waiting for the edsextape's....
STOP IT! STOP IT!
No. You'd beat the crap out of me.
Anyway...
Whose? Garfield's? Yes.
- the great Sir Leo Harrison