The 'Do something physical to Harmless' thread.

harmless_little_f***
harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Come on. Punch me. Pinch me. Kick me in the shins. Do something to make me feel something... anything at all. I'm numb all the time. Any takers? :D
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • AmentsChick
    AmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Nope, sorry. I loathe violence.
    This is the greatest band in the world -- Ben Harper

  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 26,946
    *pats harmless on the head*

    hehehehehehe..............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Come on. Punch me. Pinch me. Kick me in the shins. Do something to make me feel something... anything at all. I'm numb all the time. Any takers? :D

    I can reach your head with my backhand. Whap! Snap out of it boy!!! ;)
    I love to turn you on
  • FinsburyParkCarrots
    FinsburyParkCarrots Seattle, WA Posts: 12,223
    Isn't that what Facebook is for?
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Come on. Punch me. Pinch me. Kick me in the shins. Do something to make me feel something... anything at all. I'm numb all the time. Any takers? :D

    How about tattoo removal with a brillo pad?
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

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    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    mookie9999 wrote:
    How about tattoo removal with a brillo pad?

    Ooh, good post.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    you're harmless.....why would i want to hurt ya? :)
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    *Purple Nurple*!! Take that you slag!
  • tiklemynausea
    tiklemynausea Posts: 102
    Try you tubing some of the president's speach's
    Now we got a fuckin fight up here,what there's a republican in the audience,what's going on? Eddie(Randell's Island N.Y 96)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    facepollution wrote:
    *Purple Nurple*!! Take that you slag!

    Aaaaahh fuck.. I felt that. Thanks. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    tiklemynausea wrote:
    Try you tubing some of the president's speach's

    To be honest that's the first place I should've gone. Thanks. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • facepollution
    facepollution Posts: 6,834
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enWRfZg-Krk&feature=related

    Enjoy this kid's pain vicariously!
  • the wolf
    the wolf Posts: 7,027
    facepollution wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enWRfZg-Krk&feature=related

    Enjoy this kid's pain vicariously!

    damn, ya' gotta give it to him. he tried to get up for a second.
    holy shit!!
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    facepollution wrote:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enWRfZg-Krk&feature=related

    Enjoy this kid's pain vicariously!

    Wow, that's really quite moving when played alongside Wintersleep's 'Search Party' on my ipod. Go Canada!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chiquimonkey
    chiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i'd love to be numb, consider yourself lucky.
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    *poke in the ribs with a sharp stick* :D


    I WAS gonna tickle your feet... but..... ;):p
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  • GraySaturday
    GraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    what did the five fingers say to the face???







    Sllllllllllllllap!



    They also said that to the bum too ;)
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    urbanhippie wrote:
    *poke in the ribs with a sharp stick* :D


    I WAS gonna tickle your feet... but..... ;):p

    Ah yes, the feet wouldn't work..

    Welcome Sarah.. one of the few who can make me feel anything at the moment. Come on, take an upper cut. You know you want to. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • harmless_little_f***
    harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
    GraySaturday wrote:
    what did the five fingers say to the face???







    Sllllllllllllllap!



    They also said that to the bum too ;)

    Who've you been talking to? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippie
    urbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    harmless_little_f*** wrote:
    Ah yes, the feet wouldn't work..

    Welcome UH.. one of the few who can make me feel anything at the moment. Come on, take an upper cut. You know you want to. :D
    Nah! I was gonna say but you hate being tickled... :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09

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