The 'Do something physical to Harmless' thread.

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited March 2008 in All Encompassing Trip
Come on. Punch me. Pinch me. Kick me in the shins. Do something to make me feel something... anything at all. I'm numb all the time. Any takers? :D
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • AmentsChickAmentsChick Posts: 6,969
    Nope, sorry. I loathe violence.
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  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,603
    *pats harmless on the head*

    hehehehehehe..............
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Come on. Punch me. Pinch me. Kick me in the shins. Do something to make me feel something... anything at all. I'm numb all the time. Any takers? :D

    I can reach your head with my backhand. Whap! Snap out of it boy!!! ;)
    I love to turn you on
  • Isn't that what Facebook is for?
  • mookie9999mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    Come on. Punch me. Pinch me. Kick me in the shins. Do something to make me feel something... anything at all. I'm numb all the time. Any takers? :D

    How about tattoo removal with a brillo pad?
    "The leads are weak!"

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  • mookie9999 wrote:
    How about tattoo removal with a brillo pad?

    Ooh, good post.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    you're harmless.....why would i want to hurt ya? :)
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
    *Purple Nurple*!! Take that you slag!
  • Try you tubing some of the president's speach's
    Now we got a fuckin fight up here,what there's a republican in the audience,what's going on? Eddie(Randell's Island N.Y 96)
  • *Purple Nurple*!! Take that you slag!

    Aaaaahh fuck.. I felt that. Thanks. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Try you tubing some of the president's speach's

    To be honest that's the first place I should've gone. Thanks. :)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • facepollutionfacepollution Posts: 6,834
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027

    damn, ya' gotta give it to him. he tried to get up for a second.
    holy shit!!
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  • Wow, that's really quite moving when played alongside Wintersleep's 'Search Party' on my ipod. Go Canada!
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • chiquimonkeychiquimonkey Posts: 9,337
    i'd love to be numb, consider yourself lucky.
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    *poke in the ribs with a sharp stick* :D


    I WAS gonna tickle your feet... but..... ;):p
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  • GraySaturdayGraySaturday Posts: 2,878
    what did the five fingers say to the face???







    Sllllllllllllllap!



    They also said that to the bum too ;)
  • *poke in the ribs with a sharp stick* :D


    I WAS gonna tickle your feet... but..... ;):p

    Ah yes, the feet wouldn't work..

    Welcome Sarah.. one of the few who can make me feel anything at the moment. Come on, take an upper cut. You know you want to. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • what did the five fingers say to the face???







    Sllllllllllllllap!



    They also said that to the bum too ;)

    Who've you been talking to? :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    Ah yes, the feet wouldn't work..

    Welcome UH.. one of the few who can make me feel anything at the moment. Come on, take an upper cut. You know you want to. :D
    Nah! I was gonna say but you hate being tickled... :D
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Nah! I was gonna say but you hate being tickled... :D

    I can honestly say that my feet is the one place I don't mind getting tickled... or having blood tests... etc. etc. I got a third degree burn on em once and just smiled through it. ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Who've you been talking to? :D
    yeah apparently after asking anything to someone, Sarah thinks somone should slap someones ass?? :D:confused:




    p.s. i just kicked you in the nads. :D
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    Once I get out of this town


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  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    yeah apparently after asking anything to someone, Sarah thinks somone should slap someones ass??

    Huh??? :confused:
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Huh??? :confused:

    I don't get it either but we daren't ask him to explain. :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • I don't get it either but we daren't ask him to explain. :D
    well i'll explain anyways! :D


    it seems i wasnt clear enough above. (must be a british thing :D)
    Sarah has an obsession with other people slapping othe peoples ass.


    clear enough!?!
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • well i'll explain anyways! :D


    it seems i wasnt clear enough above. (must be a british thing :D)
    Sarah has an obsession with other people slapping othe peoples ass.


    clear enough!?!

    Does she? *runs to find Sarah*
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Does she? *runs to find Sarah*
    :p:D:D


    watch out for the cats. im not joking
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
  • urbanhippieurbanhippie Posts: 3,007
    well i'll explain anyways! :D


    it seems i wasnt clear enough above. (must be a british thing :D)
    Sarah has an obsession with other people slapping othe peoples ass.


    clear enough!?!

    Are you watching me?.... It's YOU isn't it??
    A human being that was given to fly.

    Wembley 18/06/07

    If there was a reason, it was you.

    O2 Arena 18/09/09
  • Are you watching me?.... It's YOU isn't it??
    what?

    huh?
    I will be what i could be
    Once I get out of this town


    9/29/04;6/27/08;6/30/08;8/23/09;08/24/09;5/17/10
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