MCKB is so HOTTT for Jeff

harmless_little_f***harmless_little_f*** Posts: 8,005
edited December 2007 in All Encompassing Trip
So if you're listening Jeff and you're single, put her out of her misery. Thank u
'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

- the great Sir Leo Harrison
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  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    (I wish I had a friend like you, you bloody hell-raiser!)
  • or any jeff alikes!! hahahahahaaa


    hahahahahaaaaa
    MCKB hearts Jeffie

    MCKB and Jeffie sittin' in a tree...um P-l-a-y-i-n-g-b-a-s-s-i-e-s first come loooooove next comes....


    awww nevermind


    enjoy the weekend peoples!!!
    love and peace and all
    MUAH!!!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • tish wrote:
    (I wish I had a friend like you, you bloody hell-raiser!)

    YOU DO :D I'd consider us friends.. we'll see how I feel when I'm sober but you have to live in the Present Tense don't you ;)
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Oh my good God!

    :D

    (Are you trying to get us banned)? ;)
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    I douse of Pearlporn cummin right up! GIRLFIGHT!
  • Oh my good God!

    :D

    (Are you trying to get us banned)? ;)

    That didn't really occur to me. Oh well...

    'I'll ride the wave... where it takes meeeeeee'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Release Me.
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    tish wrote:
    I douse of Pearlporn cummin right up! GIRLFIGHT!

    If NYPJ was here he'd tell you that this is 100% fuckin' useless without pictures.
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    2 words for you:

    Imagery + Imagination...
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    tish wrote:
    2 words for you:

    Imagery + Imagination...
    Hey don't shoot the messenger!
  • That didn't really occur to me. Oh well...

    'I'll ride the wave... where it takes meeeeeee'

    God knows where this thread will take us! ;)

    :)
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,685
    God knows where this thread will take us! ;)

    :)

    Along with any of the other 3 or 4 'questionable' threads on the go, in all of which HLF is maintaining a healthy post count ;)
  • God knows where this thread will take us! ;)

    :)

    I dunno all I know is I'm reallly raeally resally drunk it's so great. I think failedpersephone fancies me woooo or even if it's just in theory.. like she likes the idea of me... that'll do - beggars can't be choosers :D
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • I dunno all I know is I'm reallly raeally resally drunk it's so great. I think failedpersephone fancies me woooo or even if it's just in theory.. like she likes the idea of me... that'll do - beggars can't be choosers :D

    I think she does too!
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    Aww. I like you, although Jeff is #1 and you are my arch-enemies' friend.
  • tish wrote:
    Aww. I like you, although Jeff is #1 and you are my arch-enemies' friend.

    Grrrr
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    Who the fuck is Jeff?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    He's like, this really hot, smart, skater dude, with an amazing butt! I hear he also plays the guitar just like he's ringing a bell. Go. Go.
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    tish wrote:
    He's like, this really hot, smart, skater dude, with an amazing butt! I hear he also plays the guitar just like he's ringing a bell. Go. Go.

    No, Johnny B Goode plays the guitar just like he's ringing a bell.

    Women are sexist chauvinist pigs. All you ladies ever talk about is hot guys. And I was pretty sure "smart skater dude" is an oxymoron.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Who the fuck is Jeff?

    He's the one in Pearl Jam that all us shallow girls swoon over. (Besides Ed).

    (He's the bass payer). :o
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    He looks just Dexter, with a bit more whiskers, and alot brighter!
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    He's the one in Pearl Jam that all us shallow girls swoon over. (Besides Ed).

    (He's the bass payer). :o

    Intuitively I thought he must be someone with high social status because that's what shallow women tend to go for.
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • SpunkieSpunkie Posts: 6,672
    True. That and big brains.
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    Intuitively I thought he must be someone with high social status because that's what shallow women tend to go for.

    yep. That's it. :)
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    tish wrote:
    True. That and big brains.

    You like dolphins?
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
  • Ahnimus wrote:
    You like dolphins?

    I think she slipped up. She meant to say, Ahnimus, I like big veins, just next to the pubococcygeus muscle. :D
  • I think she slipped up. She meant to say, Ahnimus, I like big veins, just next to the pubococcygeus muscle. :D

    Awww. You're so sweet! :)
  • AhnimusAhnimus Posts: 10,560
    I think she slipped up. She meant to say, Ahnimus, I like big veins, just next to the pubococcygeus muscle. :D

    Oh yeah. "You have to be this long to go on this ride."
    I necessarily have the passion for writing this, and you have the passion for condemning me; both of us are equally fools, equally the toys of destiny. Your nature is to do harm, mine is to love truth, and to make it public in spite of you. - Voltaire
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