oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
"I remember one night at Muzdalifa with nothing but the sky overhead, I lay awake amid sleeping Muslim brothers and I learned that pilgrims from every land — every colour, and class, and rank; high officials and the beggar alike — all snored in the same language"
Walking can be a real trip
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
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Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
'I want to hurry home to you
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
and with every bit of good news there has to be some bad
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I already welcomed dunkie back with a PM, with a link to another enormous pair of tits, but for the record, I'll say welcome back, amigo!
that you did chief... that you did
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Shit! Dunk AND Fips are back?!? Guess it's my turn for a vacation?!? I sure as shit need one!! Anyone have a spare duck I could molest?!?
well maybe if you checked facebook, and looked out your window...last night at about 12:34 am you would have known I was back, and holding a very accommodating duck.
muah...forgiven Mooklie dooklie duckie-doo...now look out your window...NOW.
heheheheee...I can see you.
heheheheheheeeh...oh gross...dude -seriously the rubber mask thing is a little unnerving.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
well maybe if you checked facebook, and looked out your window...last night at about 12:34 am you would have known I was back, and holding a very accommodating duck.
muah...forgiven Mooklie dooklie duckie-doo...now look out your window...NOW.
heheheheee...I can see you.
heheheheheheeeh...oh gross...dude -seriously the rubber mask thing is a little unnerving.
Someone needs to check their facebook!! And you need to resend me your address so that I can send you this mask, per your request, once I am (as you say) "finished" with it.
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Someone needs to check their facebook!! And you need to resend me your address so that I can send you this mask, per your request, once I am (as you say) "finished" with it.
Hello, Pot...my name is Miss Kettle.
last time you sent a mask you didn't include the extra "man gravy"...I paid for the EXTRA MAN GRAVY!!!!!!
see?? now I am upset and my backsac is twitching...damit...Mooks...damit.
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
last time you sent a mask you didn't include the extra "man gravy"...I paid for the EXTRA MAN GRAVY!!!!!!
see?? now I am upset and my backsac is twitching...damit...Mooks...damit.
I'm sure you haven't had a good sac twitching in quite some time, so you're welcome.
As to the last mask, if you remember correctly it was a poor harvesting year and as such no guarantees nor claims could be made on the quantity of the man gravy. However, the quality was always of the highest standards!!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
in other news... I just read they are opening a museum to the Black Douglas in some wee spanish toon... he is famous for being a mental Scottish warlord who killed saplings... i like that
p.s. get a room
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
in other news... I just read they are opening a museum to the Black Douglas in some wee spanish toon... he is famous for being a mental Scottish warlord who killed saplings... i like that
p.s. get a room
I have a room reserved, Mookles is waiting on the faux bear skin...he has a thistle in his mouth, an expectant air and the camcorder has plenty of memory... now lube up and join in...because "if it ain't Scottish it's crap!" and you KNOW I can't do accents!!!
MUAH kissies wee fella
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
I have a room reserved, Mookles is waiting on the faux bear skin...he has a thistle in his mouth, an expectant air and the camcorder has plenty of memory... now lube up and join in...because "if it ain't Scottish it's crap!" and you KNOW I can't do accents!!!
MUAH kissies wee fella
I'm getting cold over here with only this bear skin rug. Well cold and aroused. But cold nonetheless. Hurry the hell up!!!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
I'm getting cold over here with only this bear skin rug. Well cold and aroused. But cold nonetheless. Hurry the hell up!!!
OH look who popped...in to say hello...
you owe me three shackles...chewing through that much rawhide was once considered an impossible task...but now, I am thinking of calling it " pulling a Mookles"
which is a welcome change from what pulling a mookles used to mean... :eek:
by the way has the Vatican removed that ban yet??
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
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where is your girl Helen???
she hasnt posted here in 5 days???
has hell frozen over?????
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
i think she may be on vacation with her new guy??
Guid tae hae ye back.
what did you do to get back? favours? hmm??!
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"We've laid the groundwork. It's like planting the seeds. And next year, it's spring." - Nader
***********************
Prepare for tending to your garden, America.
put on a slow, dumb show for you
and crack you up
so you can put a blue ribbon on my brain
god I'm very, very frightening
and I'll overdo it'
Thanks for reminding me!
"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
and with every bit of good news there has to be some bad
the same helen with 3.5 million posts here....
and didnt announce it on this board????
or did i miss something??? hehehe
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
WooHoo! Fire up those Stone Gossard and Strange But Probably True threads!!!
http://www.museumserver.nl/museumkrant/editie16/graphics/katrien.jpg
And I don't feel right when you're gone away
that you did chief... that you did
muah...forgiven Mooklie dooklie duckie-doo...now look out your window...NOW.
heheheheee...I can see you.
heheheheheheeeh...oh gross...dude -seriously the rubber mask thing is a little unnerving.
Oh I'm not goin' anywhere. Unless I post pics of what I do to that duck Linda posted!! :eek:
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Someone needs to check their facebook!! And you need to resend me your address so that I can send you this mask, per your request, once I am (as you say) "finished" with it.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
last time you sent a mask you didn't include the extra "man gravy"...I paid for the EXTRA MAN GRAVY!!!!!!
see?? now I am upset and my backsac is twitching...damit...Mooks...damit.
I'm sure you haven't had a good sac twitching in quite some time, so you're welcome.
As to the last mask, if you remember correctly it was a poor harvesting year and as such no guarantees nor claims could be made on the quantity of the man gravy. However, the quality was always of the highest standards!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
in other news... I just read they are opening a museum to the Black Douglas in some wee spanish toon... he is famous for being a mental Scottish warlord who killed saplings... i like that
p.s. get a room
To freedom, of men, of women, of speech,...and of Scottish ducks right to say no even though they give the eye.
MUAH kissies wee fella
I'm getting cold over here with only this bear skin rug. Well cold and aroused. But cold nonetheless. Hurry the hell up!!!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
you owe me three shackles...chewing through that much rawhide was once considered an impossible task...but now, I am thinking of calling it " pulling a Mookles"
which is a welcome change from what pulling a mookles used to mean... :eek:
by the way has the Vatican removed that ban yet??
Kapow!!!!!!
*busts through beaded doorway into apparent 4-way*
Hey all!