Famous Last Words

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  • My job makes me want to get up in the morning.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • If I'm wrong, may God strike me down right here where I stand...
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • "Is this thing plugged in?"

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    Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
    and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
    over specific principles, goals, and policies.

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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    " i wonder if the TV will stretch to the bath?"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 'I'm not nervous AT ALL. That's the thing about me. I never get nervous.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Just push the button!!!!!



    Fuck!!!! That was my 2,000th post. Son of a bitch...
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    "cut the red wire"
  • drtyfrnk29 wrote:
    Just push the button!!!!!

    'Is it the red wire or the blue wire?'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • "Lessons? Pffft you don't need lessions to fly an airplane!"
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    "trust me sharks wont touch you... i'll even wear this wetsuit i've constructed out of raw bloody meat to prove it to you"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    "so my options are either watch a Simply Red DVD or a violent death?"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Of course this tuna casserole is still good...
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  • Foie Gras is completely ethical.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Smell this, would ya?
    I'm so dangerous I smoke dynamite.

  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    " you can take my Pearl Jam cd's but you'll never take my FFFFFRRRRREEEEEEEDDDDOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    "hey suicide bomber.... what does this string on your waistcoat do?"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 'I am a suicide bomber. Reach for the sky!'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Hitler pointing at Himmler

    "it was all his idea"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 'What do you call a group of disabled kids on an environmental field trip?'

    'A vegetable plot.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Tomothy Treadwell’s (grizzly man) actual last words:

    Aren’t you the cutest, schmutest, fuzziest little critter ever. Yes you are. Yes you are…
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    'What do you call a group of disabled kids on an environmental field trip?'

    'A vegetable plot.'


    what do you call those same kids trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament on 5th November using carrots

    The Vegetable Plot
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • 'It's lucky I am trained to the point that I will never drop an atom of sweat. Because crocodiles have very sensitive jaws, and if just a tiny drop landed on one of this guy's teeth, I couldn't put my head in its mouth or it would bite my head off.'
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    "sure thing Phil Spector, i'd love to come back to your place"
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman wrote:
    what do you call those same kids trying to blow up the Houses of Parliament on 5th November using carrots

    The Vegetable Plot

    Rotten Tomatoes news:

    Spielberg is slated to release a ground-breaking new action film - an espionage thriller - with an all-disabled cast. He said: 'It will 'revolutionise the marketing process, and also allow an oft-overlooked minority to take part in something, to showcase their talent.'

    As of now, there is no news of the title of the film. But a little bird tells us that the working title is 'The Vegetable Plot'.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • Stone Is GodStone Is God Posts: 1,331
    What a former girlfriend said to me:

    "I'm so sick of your Pearl Jam obsession!"
    I'll ride the wave where it takes me.
  • What I former girlfriend said to me:

    "I'm so sick of your Pearl Jam obsession!"

    Yeah that's a good one.
    'We're learning songs for baby Jesus' birthday. His mum and dad were Merry and Joseph. He had a bed made of clay and the three kings bought him Gold, Frankenstein and Merv as presents.'

    - the great Sir Leo Harrison
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Of course it isn't loaded. What, am I an idiot?
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    man on train:-

    " DO NOT LEAN OUT OF WINDOW... why not? "
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Of course it isn't loaded. What, am I an idiot?

    Aaaahhhh! My brother almost BLASTED me with a shotgun once!!!! Walking down the hall and 2 seconds later BOOOM --- shotgun pellets through his door where I JUST WALKED!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Lizard wrote:
    Aaaahhhh! My brother almost BLASTED me with a shotgun once!!!! Walking down the hall and 2 seconds later BOOOM --- shotgun pellets through his door where I JUST WALKED!!!!!!!

    Your brother isn't Dick Cheney by any chance?
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