i've only ever done 3 fat american jokes... c'mon... i've had about 474389 man in a skirt jibes at me.. its not like i'm lying or anything... 87% of american male have never seen there own genitals.. nothing to do with gut circumference more to do with shrimp-cock
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
i've only ever done 3 fat american jokes... c'mon... i've had about 474389 man in a skirt jibes at me.. its not like i'm lying or anything... 87% of american male have never seen there own genitals.. nothing to do with gut circumference more to do with shrimp-cock
mmm, shrimp flavored...oh wait! :mad:
I get it!!! hahahahaha
I thought the Scots called it a kilt...and I thought they wore them to keep from intimidating people from their HUGE members...ahhhh freeeee ballin'!
(pssst, my Grandpa was 1/2 Scottish - so the Hermaphroditic side of me is pretty impressive!)
IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
HA! NICE! I did once drive naked, but that was another lifetime ago. And yes it was planned by me...need to dry out and lose weight...booze is the first thing to go.
it will work. Last year I managed to drop 65 pounds. All I did was stopped drinking beer and soda pop completely, and cut way back on my salt intake. I didn't work out, nor did I starve myself....ate a lot of crappy food still but still lost. Good luck with it.
it will work. Last year I managed to drop 65 pounds. All I did was stopped drinking beer and soda pop completely, and cut way back on my salt intake. I didn't work out, nor did I starve myself....ate a lot of crappy food still but still lost. Good luck with it.
holy dogshit man - that is awesome! last night was my biggest temptation yet, as i was going to try and give the mrs a good rogering but she would have none of it. so i was oh so close to cracking a cold one.
and yes cory the shakes have subsided a bit. only due to carpal tunnel numbness! i just twitch a bit now in the crotch.
I haven't had a drink in almost 9 years. Wasn't an alcoholic, just needed to put down the bottle. Came close on NYE but backed down. Don't think it will last forever for me, but to all the others on here best of luck and keep up the good work!
"The leads are weak!"
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
Before that a couple at Christmas. Nothing for New Years.
I like sober, never had a drinking problem. Got wasted hundreds of times years ago. I prefer just being me.
Progress is not made by everyone joining some new fad,
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
intake of carbs and sugar in bevarages are HUGELY related to a persons weight. if you cut those out and eat properly, you will lose a lot of weight. its a lifestyle change. the first couple weeks are tough, but once you get into a pattern it snowballs and you lead a healthy life, just stick with it, until your thoughts have just changed to doing healthy things, yknow? good luck....ive been eating salad and running for like 3 or 4 months and feel great!!!
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how about diet pepsi? i've found it tastes the same as the regular version.
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Things happen in the game. Nothing you
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holy hell. 25 days. i'm shaking right now. my wife is currently hosting a fucking 'Stamping' party. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm trapped right now with my 2 girls watching spongebob, drinking water after water out a smitticks glass stolen by a friend who won't even talk to me anymore, and my hand is burnt from sticking it too far into the fireplace!!!
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
holy hell. 25 days. i'm shaking right now. my wife is currently hosting a fucking 'Stamping' party. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm trapped right now with my 2 girls watching spongebob, drinking water after water out a smitticks glass stolen by a friend who won't even talk to me anymore, and my hand is burnt from sticking it too far into the fireplace!!!
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well I am in there TOO!! I mean, seriously mooks, you can clearly see the top of my head and a foot!!
mmmmm... deep-fried twinkies
i'd try them so i would..
i've only ever done 3 fat american jokes... c'mon... i've had about 474389 man in a skirt jibes at me.. its not like i'm lying or anything... 87% of american male have never seen there own genitals.. nothing to do with gut circumference more to do with shrimp-cock
mmm, shrimp flavored...oh wait! :mad:
I get it!!! hahahahaha
I thought the Scots called it a kilt...and I thought they wore them to keep from intimidating people from their HUGE members...ahhhh freeeee ballin'!
(pssst, my Grandpa was 1/2 Scottish - so the Hermaphroditic side of me is pretty impressive!)
(July 1990 for me)
I was drinking when I read this.
Have a drink. Stop shaking.
Why would you start was has no end?
I know you're in there! You're lucky you can make a good milkshake or else I wouldn't have let you out!
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
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I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
it will work. Last year I managed to drop 65 pounds. All I did was stopped drinking beer and soda pop completely, and cut way back on my salt intake. I didn't work out, nor did I starve myself....ate a lot of crappy food still but still lost. Good luck with it.
holy dogshit man - that is awesome! last night was my biggest temptation yet, as i was going to try and give the mrs a good rogering but she would have none of it. so i was oh so close to cracking a cold one.
and yes cory the shakes have subsided a bit. only due to carpal tunnel numbness! i just twitch a bit now in the crotch.
two seconds ago...
Ahhhhh.
4,192 more sips before the Steelers game.
"The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"
"What's your name?"
"FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
Opps............there it goes again. :0
Sweep the Leg Johnny.
Before that a couple at Christmas. Nothing for New Years.
I like sober, never had a drinking problem. Got wasted hundreds of times years ago. I prefer just being me.
and reveling in it's loyalty. It's made by forming coalitions
over specific principles, goals, and policies.
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wow! good for you......cheers!
I havent had an alcohol-drink since 11:30 pm last night.
but that means it hasnt even been 12 hours.
you can do it....40 more minutes....stay strong....:p
ah ya tease! i'd drink the barsweat off your socks!!!
not a big drinker, though.
my liver is lovely.
I'm trying to give up regular soda once and for all, for the same reason. It's tough though. I crave that sugary goodness!
coke/pepsi - my same vice. i don't drink coffee, so this is a bubbly wake-up beverage. very prominent in the south.
i feel your pain!!
thank LORD for Coffee bean and Tea Leaf!
their iced tea blend is like crack!
*sigh* Fridays at work always make me want to get a drink at lunch it is SOOOOO boring.
I always feel compelled to drink it with meals. When I'm actually thirsty, I drink water. But when I'm eating dinner, I always want the sweet juice!
We can do it!
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Chicago 2007
Camden 2008 MSG 2008 MSG 2008 Hartford 2008.
Seattle 2009 Seattle 2009 Philadelphia 2009,Philadelphia 2009 Philadelphia 2009
Hartford 2010 MSG 2010 MSG 2010
Toronto 2011,Toronto 2011
Wrigley Field 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Brooklyn 2013 Philadelphia 2, 2013
Philadelphia 1, 2016 Philadelphia 2 2016 New York 2016 New York 2016 Fenway 1, 2016
Fenway 2, 2018
MSG 2022
St. Paul, 1, St. Paul 2 2023
MSG 2024, MSG 2024
Philadelphia 2024
"I play good, hard-nosed basketball.
Things happen in the game. Nothing you
can do. I don't go and say,
"I'm gonna beat this guy up."
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what in god's name is a stamping party?
I accidentally had a soda tonight.
excellent, my sobriety date is February 4, 1989. I will have 19 years in another week.
the whole world will be relieved