I Haven't Had A Drink Since...

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  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    cutback wrote:
    says the guy in the dress......:p

    contrary to popular belief its actually a skirt :)

    my last drink is tomorrow night :(
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dunkman wrote:
    contrary to popular belief its actually a skirt :)

    my last drink is tomorrow night :(


    well whatever....just keep your seems straight....:D

    why no more drinks? hemorrhoids? ;):D
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    cutback wrote:
    well whatever....just keep your seems straight....:D

    why no more drinks? hemorrhoids? ;):D


    HAHAHAHAHAHA ohhhh damn!!!
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    cutback wrote:
    well whatever....just keep your seems straight....:D

    why no more drinks? hemorrhoids? ;)

    :p

    dietary needs (dont want to end up looking like an american ;) )

    its not my last drink ever!! i'll only ever drink on sat nights for a few months until i've cleansed my system.. if i had the money and the time i'd drink red wine every night... i see no harm in it :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    :p

    dietary needs (dont want to end up looking like an american ;) )

    its not my last drink ever!! i'll only ever drink on sat nights for a few months until i've cleansed my system.. if i had the money and the time i'd drink red wine every night... i see no harm in it :)


    :eek:

    dunkie...sweetie, darling, liver-paste salad o' my heart...

    what is with all of the "fat american" jokes?? is it because of the fried twinkies??

    or is it because of your inner fears?
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Ridin The Wave
    Ridin The Wave Posts: 552
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    Hey Jo I had some homemade baileys on new years...almost drank the whole bottle - tasted like chocolate milk!!! yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What is this homemade Bailey's you speak of???? It sounds mighty dangerous to have it so readily available......just what I need! :)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    you can do it if you really want to.
    if you wanna you will.
    btw, my last drink of alcohol was back in December.












    December 24, 2006............
    One year and 11 days ago i think if my math is correct.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SENROCK
    SENROCK Posts: 10,736
    chadwick wrote:
    you can do it if you really want to.
    if you wanna you will.
    btw, my last drink of alcohol was back in December.












    December 24, 2006............
    One year and 11 days ago i think if my math is correct.
    congrats on that. I've heard it isnt easy to stop.
    ~~~~~~ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME~~~~~~
    Sir Mike McCready is....THE MASTER!!! WAHHH!!!
    EVENFLOW PSYCHOS H.N.I.C~FEEL THE FLOW!!!

    "Pearl Jam fans are obsessed, they'd see the boys in HELL if tickets were sold."-CROJAM95

    It takes balls to put out a UKE album!
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:

    or is it because of your inner fears?

    GOD DAMMIT!!! I thought I told you not to share that pic of me with anybody!!!!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • sweet adeline
    sweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    keep up the good work steve.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    mookie9999 wrote:
    GOD DAMMIT!!! I thought I told you not to share that pic of me with anybody!!!!


    well I am in there TOO!! I mean, seriously mooks, you can clearly see the top of my head and a foot!!

    :Dseriously, I love your style!
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,640
    failedpersephone wrote:
    :eek:

    dunkie...sweetie, darling, liver-paste salad o' my heart...

    what is with all of the "fat american" jokes?? is it because of the fried twinkies??

    or is it because of your inner fears?

    mmmmm... deep-fried twinkies


    i'd try them so i would..


    i've only ever done 3 fat american jokes... c'mon... i've had about 474389 man in a skirt jibes at me.. its not like i'm lying or anything... 87% of american male have never seen there own genitals.. nothing to do with gut circumference more to do with shrimp-cock :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • failedpersephone
    failedpersephone Posts: 3,424
    dunkman wrote:
    mmmmm... deep-fried twinkies


    i'd try them so i would..


    i've only ever done 3 fat american jokes... c'mon... i've had about 474389 man in a skirt jibes at me.. its not like i'm lying or anything... 87% of american male have never seen there own genitals.. nothing to do with gut circumference more to do with shrimp-cock :)


    mmm, shrimp flavored...oh wait! :mad:

    I get it!!! hahahahaha ;)

    I thought the Scots called it a kilt...and I thought they wore them to keep from intimidating people from their HUGE members...ahhhh freeeee ballin'!

    (pssst, my Grandpa was 1/2 Scottish - so the Hermaphroditic side of me is pretty impressive!) ;);)
    IF YOU WANT A PLATE OF MY BEEF SWELLINGTON, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO PAY THE COVERCHARGE.
  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 18,272
    chadwick wrote:
    you can do it if you really want to.
    if you wanna you will.
    btw, my last drink of alcohol was back in December.












    December 24, 2006............
    One year and 11 days ago i think if my math is correct.
    Nicely done.

    (July 1990 for me)
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • cory
    cory Posts: 736
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    tuesday...3 days...the shakes are setting in.

    I was drinking when I read this.

    Have a drink. Stop shaking.
    Revive the heart of the heartless...

    Why would you start was has no end?
  • mookie9999
    mookie9999 Posts: 4,677
    failedpersephone wrote:
    well I am in there TOO!! I mean, seriously mooks, you can clearly see the top of my head and a foot!!

    :Dseriously, I love your style!

    I know you're in there! You're lucky you can make a good milkshake or else I wouldn't have let you out!
    "The leads are weak!"

    "The leads are weak? Fuckin' leads are weak? You're Weak! I've Been in this business 15 years"

    "What's your name?"

    "FUCK YOU! THAT"S MY NAME!"
  • given2fly78
    given2fly78 Posts: 404
    good for you! Shakes will go away, I promise :-)
    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "
    Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

    I saw Hard To Imagine LIVE at MSG!
  • Indian Summer
    Indian Summer Posts: 2,296
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    HA! NICE! I did once drive naked, but that was another lifetime ago. And yes it was planned by me...need to dry out and lose weight...booze is the first thing to go.

    it will work. Last year I managed to drop 65 pounds. All I did was stopped drinking beer and soda pop completely, and cut way back on my salt intake. I didn't work out, nor did I starve myself....ate a lot of crappy food still but still lost. Good luck with it.
    "It's all happening"
  • Steve Dunne
    Steve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    Indian Summer wrote:
    it will work. Last year I managed to drop 65 pounds. All I did was stopped drinking beer and soda pop completely, and cut way back on my salt intake. I didn't work out, nor did I starve myself....ate a lot of crappy food still but still lost. Good luck with it.

    holy dogshit man - that is awesome! last night was my biggest temptation yet, as i was going to try and give the mrs a good rogering but she would have none of it. so i was oh so close to cracking a cold one.

    and yes cory the shakes have subsided a bit. only due to carpal tunnel numbness! i just twitch a bit now in the crotch.
    I love to turn you on
  • Odin
    Odin Posts: 599
    I Haven't Had A Drink Since...
















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    Ahhhhh.

    4,192 more sips before the Steelers game.

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